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Dr_PH1L
10-30-2005, 12:27 AM
Post your little known facts about Eric Baumen here.
God created the Earth, but Eric created God.
Eric has already revealed the Harry Potter spoilers for book 7.
It wasn't Tommey Lee in Pam Anderson's sex video. It was Eric in disguise.
Eric is the thing that goes bump in the night.
One night in Afganastan, Eric heard about the 9/11 plans. Just getting back to New York on 9/9 he tried to warn everybody, but they didn't listen.
Keep it funny people
"With karate I'll kick your ass."
Devastation
10-30-2005, 12:29 AM
Keep it funny people
Oh, we'll try our best, captain.
Comico
10-30-2005, 12:30 AM
Whenever you get that feeling in the middle of the night like someone is tickling your balls, that's Eric.
Dr_PH1L
10-30-2005, 12:31 AM
Oh, we'll try our best, captain.
So far you're failing me.
But really, I just don't want people being annoying. This is ment to be a fun topic.
ZeroTigerX
10-30-2005, 12:32 AM
Donald Trump was once Eric Bauman's apprentance.
Eric created Microsoft, not Bill Gates.
Eric fucked your mom years ago.... that's why your here.
Eric won the Nobel Peace Prize when he was in Kindergarten for the best duckling drawing.
Dr_PH1L
10-30-2005, 12:34 AM
King Aurthur wanted a square table, but Eric cut it round.
ZeroTigerX
10-30-2005, 12:38 AM
Speaking of King Aurthur, it was really Eric who pulled out the sword.
We are all Eric's children, but he is still a virgin.
Eric is black.
Hitler didn't kill himself, Eric killed him.
Michael Jackson stole the Moonwalk from the original creator, Eric.
Eric dresses up as a fat chick for fun.
Caricature
10-30-2005, 12:41 AM
Post your little known facts about Eric Baumen here.
God created the Earth, but Eric created God.
Eric has already revealed the Harry Potter spoilers for book 7.
It wasn't Tommey Lee in Pam Anderson's sex video. It was Eric in disguise.
Eric is the thing that goes bump in the night.
One night in Afganastan, Eric heard about the 9/11 plans. Just getting back to New York on 9/9 he tried to warn everybody, but they didn't listen.
Keep it funny people
STFU dumbass, stop sucking up.
Slug Moses
10-30-2005, 12:43 AM
eBaum himself will delete this thread. And there will be much rejoicing.
Dr_PH1L
10-30-2005, 12:43 AM
STFU dumbass, stop sucking up.
Okay then, where's yours?
Comico
10-30-2005, 12:45 AM
I am Eric.
bluesheep
10-30-2005, 12:45 AM
True fact:
eBaum took the picture of "Goatse" and signed Tubgirl to a multi-year contract before she became famous.
Lemurz
10-30-2005, 12:52 AM
Eric is black.
Wha..Wha..What do you mean??:wah: :uhoh: :banghead: :ohnoes: :help: :confused: :squint:
Ants InMy Pants
10-30-2005, 01:06 AM
it was eric...not al gore that invented the internet
eric hates dr. ph1l
Dr_PH1L
10-30-2005, 01:09 AM
it was eric...not al gore that invented the internet
eric hates dr. ph1l
Eric was really Luke Skywalker, but I was Darth Vadar. I was the one who chopped of his arm, but he grew it back with his amazing reproduction powers. We have been enemies ever since.
Ants InMy Pants
10-30-2005, 01:10 AM
this *:boink: * is and actual photograph of eric
jakhavok
10-30-2005, 01:16 AM
Eric has $14 million in savings. He is trying to come up with another $15 million to release his army of half robot, half Indian minions. He is trying to take over the world so he can have free Burger King.
Dr_PH1L
10-30-2005, 01:24 AM
Eric beat Jesus in arm wrestling twice, but Jesus will deny it.
Eric was going to Kill Bill, but he was to busy playing PSP.
jakhavok
10-30-2005, 01:29 AM
Eric is a big movie star. He has been in every movie since 1943. He accomplished this by turning into different people at certain times of the year. He is in disguise in every movie he is in.
Caricature
10-30-2005, 01:31 AM
Okay then, where's yours?
He has alot of money.
He was friends with Fredryk Phox. :squint:
The fuck is wrong with you noobs trying to kiss ass up to eBaum. You guys are fucking pathetic. You make a joke about a mod or eBaum every once in a while but jeez, making a whole thread, thats kinda pushing it isnt?
This is the only known picture of eBaum.
:)
Oculus Infernus
10-30-2005, 05:53 AM
Eric has more than one pair of underwear.
I know, I know, weird huh?
Dr_PH1L
10-30-2005, 10:43 AM
Eric destroyed the wicked Barbie menece, turing them into dolls.
Eric knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Totsie Pop.
Eric was the one who created Ebaumsworld......oh wait.
El Jarretto
10-30-2005, 04:07 PM
Eric is in Lemonparty. Put the picture in paint and identify which one is Eric, put it on here and I'll give you money.
blank_109
10-30-2005, 08:35 PM
I heard Eric Bauman is John Titor. haha.
BTW, Where the heck has he been? Is he really dead?
.LostPelican.
10-30-2005, 08:44 PM
Vin Diesel holds various gerbils and small animals hostage in his rectum.
Tamagotchi
10-30-2005, 08:47 PM
I know Eric in real life (for real)
100%pureoj
10-30-2005, 08:49 PM
I know Eric in real life (for real)
Oh sweet dood. Where do you live so we can hangout sometime.
Tamagotchi
10-30-2005, 08:52 PM
Oh sweet dood. Where do you live so we can hangout sometime.
Eric doesn't like meeting ppl on the forums, except for me since I knew him since I was in elementary school.
EvaMonkey
10-30-2005, 08:52 PM
Eric is a Monk who lives in the mountains, he perdicts the future but demands twinkies in return
Suicida1Poptart
10-30-2005, 08:57 PM
Whenever you get that feeling in the middle of the night like someone is tickling your balls, that's Eric.
Ohhhh, so that explains it...
Dr_PH1L
10-30-2005, 09:24 PM
Eric is the real Karate Kid.
There has been a decline in Fantasy Football players because Eric always wins.
Eric was a valient rebel who gave his life for the Death Star plans.
GoJags
06-23-2006, 05:41 PM
gtfo faggot -- your posting on his board
Find something else better and more constructive with your pathetic life.
EDIT: disregard flame -- fag has been toasted
Dr_PH1L
06-23-2006, 05:41 PM
Eric is a cocksucker who can't come up with anything original so he has to steal from people then lie about it.
Eric fucked his hand to goatse after he stole the pic
Eric gets analy fucked by his dad
Eric is a worthless peice of shit and can suck my cock
Eric will fucking steal this post and put the fucking water mark in the bottom corner
Eric is probably the biggest fucking bitch int he world hiding behind his money and prostitute for lawyers whenever someone catches him stealing something.
Eric wasn't man enough to get interviewed himself on g4's attack of the show, he had to send his fat hooker to clean up that mess for him!
I can't believe you fuckers look up to him quit sucking his cock and get a life
YES! IT'S BEEN BUMPED!
Bush is just a puppet controlled by Eric, but he never shows up on TV. He's too high on the balcony.
The seperate meanings of :confused: and :confuzed: is only known by Eric.
Eric's motavation for this site was blasting the song Journey every night. Eventually, one of the neighbors complained, that is how he met Caveman.
shdwpuppet
06-23-2006, 05:43 PM
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
You know that's going to cause brain damage.
Oops ...too late.
Frustrado
06-23-2006, 06:08 PM
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
shdwpuppet
06-23-2006, 06:27 PM
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
I like your avatar.
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