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Teetharegay
11-15-2005, 05:28 PM
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strikeandburn
11-15-2005, 06:26 PM
What's worse than helen keller being raped?


This thread.

Quoted for truth.
psychotic n00b
11-15-2005, 06:37 PM
hellen keller called she wants her hearing/sight back.
teamdescent
11-19-2005, 04:13 PM
How did Hellen Keller break her arms? She tried to read road signs at 50 m.p.h

That one had me laughing for a while
ryankj
11-19-2005, 09:30 PM
why does hellen keller masturbate with only one hand?

so she can moan with the other


why could nobody hear her scream when hellen keller fell off of a cliff?

she was wearing mittens
Frostdaddy
11-19-2005, 11:27 PM
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Rearranged her furniture.
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How did her parents really punish her?

Left the plunger in the toilet.
Errant Spittle
11-20-2005, 03:52 AM
you want tasteless? heres tasteless:

http://durrrrr.blogspot.com/
Futbol-rocks
11-20-2005, 04:30 AM
how does hellen keller give a blow job?


puts her mouth on it like others you ignorant piece of shit


how she tell the guy she wants to stop?



gives him a handjob
bluflame
11-20-2005, 04:45 AM
Well, I'm glad this thread is going somewhere original.
Nick is cool
11-23-2005, 09:33 AM
Who is the cruelest man in the world?

The guy who raped Helen Keller, then cut off her hands so she couldn't scream


That one made me lol
Kenya Dig It??
11-23-2005, 11:09 AM
Never say "that one made me lol" ever again.
Nick is cool
11-23-2005, 01:56 PM
why does H.K masturbate with her left hand?

so she can moan with her right

That one made me lol too.
SpiritGuide
11-23-2005, 07:55 PM
I always liked:

What drove Hellen Keller crazy?

She tried to read a Stucko wall!
Morox
11-25-2005, 02:12 AM
Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?


Because she was a woman.
se7en777
11-26-2005, 05:35 PM
You're a dumbass.
Your Jokes aren't Funny.
bluebug280
11-27-2005, 06:57 PM
how did helen keller burn her hands?


she tried to read a waffel maker
bluebug280
11-27-2005, 07:01 PM
IF helen keller fell in the woods would she make a sound?
bluebug280
11-27-2005, 07:03 PM
what is helen kellers favorite childhood game?



musical chairs
bluebug280
11-27-2005, 07:05 PM
what did helen kellers parents do to punish her for swearing?



washed her hands with soap
/Tilt/
11-27-2005, 07:28 PM
Helen Keller went to town
Riding on a pony
Stuck a feather in her cap
And called it
Unghghgn!
Manhoe
11-27-2005, 09:24 PM
how did helen keller burn her face?
she asnwer the iron

how did she burn the other side of her face?
they called back

how did helen keller's parents punish her?
stuck a plunger in the toilet
baumy300
12-02-2005, 10:17 AM
Why does Hellen Keller stink?

Because she probaly shit her pants.
Teetharegay
12-02-2005, 02:33 PM
what is helen kellers favorite childhood game?



musical chairs

this is the first new one i heard
Tomasutra
01-06-2006, 08:06 PM
What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had mittens on
Ninja
01-27-2006, 05:25 PM
Helen Keller went to town
Riding on a pony
Stuck a feather in her cap
And called it
Unghghgn!

that is the greatest hellen keller joke ive heard so far