patRIOTism
11-17-2005, 04:03 PM
Superman is on his way to a large reunion of superheroes being held in Miami Beach. He arrives two hours late; his clothes are a mess and he has definitely been in a fight. As he approaches his table, his good friend Batman yells, "Hey, Man of Steel, what happened to you?" "Well, this is gonna sound crazy, but I was zipping along the coastline, making great time, when suddenly I look down and there, lying naked on the Jacksonville beach, was Wonder Woman!" "Wow!" says Robin. "What did you do?" "What do you think I did, kid? Her legs were spread, so I figured I was in like Flynn. I dove down like an eagle and jumped her bones!" "Boy, I bet she was surprised," said Batman. Superman smiles weakly and says, "Yeah, she was; but not as
surprised as the Invisible Man was."
Mickey Mouse stood before the judge waiting for the verdict
on his divorce case. "Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce. Although you claim she is crazy, the court has found Minnie Mouse to be mentally competent," proclaimed the judge. "But your Honor," he said, "I didn't say Minnie was crazy. I said she was fucking Goofy!"
An inexperienced young Polish man, prior to his wedding, asked his father what he should do to his wife on their wedding night. "Well," said the Polish father, not knowing really how to say it delicately, "you take the thing you used to play with more than anything else when you were a teenager and put it where your wife wee-wees." "Really, dad?" the young Polack said.
"Believe me, son," his father responded, "you'll love it." So on his wedding night, the young man took his baseball and threw it in the toilet.
surprised as the Invisible Man was."
Mickey Mouse stood before the judge waiting for the verdict
on his divorce case. "Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce. Although you claim she is crazy, the court has found Minnie Mouse to be mentally competent," proclaimed the judge. "But your Honor," he said, "I didn't say Minnie was crazy. I said she was fucking Goofy!"
An inexperienced young Polish man, prior to his wedding, asked his father what he should do to his wife on their wedding night. "Well," said the Polish father, not knowing really how to say it delicately, "you take the thing you used to play with more than anything else when you were a teenager and put it where your wife wee-wees." "Really, dad?" the young Polack said.
"Believe me, son," his father responded, "you'll love it." So on his wedding night, the young man took his baseball and threw it in the toilet.