derogatory woman jokes.

[lord_mugatu]

Does anyone know any derogatory woman jokes?

Like jokes that go like this:

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing! You done told her twice!

Or

Why can't helen keller drive?
Because shes a woman!

[detinith]

Why shouldn't women drive?
There isn't a highway between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Why is the woman crossing the road?
Not the point. What's she doing out of the kitchen?

What's a woman's 4 favorite animals?
A jaguar in the garage, a mink in the closet, a tiger in the bed, and a jackass to pay for it all.

[psychotic n00b]

wanna hear a joke?
womens rights.


-James

[Teetharegay]

why are womens feet so small?
so they can stand closer to the sink

why dont women wear watches?
there is a clock on the stove

[BaxterII]

what do you call a woman who can't cook or clean, and has no ass or boobs?
















Worthless!

[ryankj]

what do you call a woman with one black eye?

a fast learner



what do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?

slap her in the face and tell her to get back to work



so a truck driver and a woman get into a wreck....whose fault is it?

the truck driver....what the hell was he doing running into a kitchen



what is a woman doing when she is looking at a blank piece of paper?

reading her rights

[Teetharegay]

what is a woman doing when she is looking at a blank piece of paper?

reading her rights

i just peed a little

and spit soda pop all over my monitor

[BryceCaptain]

Why did they send a woman into space?

The dishwasher was too heavy.

[Pat The Baker]

What do you call a woman with no black eyes? A good cook.

[Eminem]

How do you turn a dish-washer into a snowplow?

Hand the bitch a shovel.


Why do they call it PMS?

Mad Cow Disease was already taken.


How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, let her cook in the dark.