The new "Never Ending Story" [Archive]

refoops

11-19-2005, 04:16 AM

all of a sudden a man dressed in a long black robe came towards him.

"There's something you don't know Fonzy... When you were younger your..."

(lets try to keep this one as realistic as possible.)

Fox_Bot

11-19-2005, 11:39 AM

Penis shrunk to half an inch. That is why it is so small. So it can be just like refoop's"

strikeandburn

11-19-2005, 03:08 PM

This thread failed 4 days ago because it sucked, you didnt have to make a new one.

..And everybody died.

The End.

</thread>

Mr. Heskey

11-19-2005, 06:34 PM

This thread failed 4 days ago because it sucked, you didnt have to make a new one.

..And everybody died.

The End.

</thread>

and strikeandburn sucks ass. Its unbelievable that anyone actually gave birth to this shitwad </strikeandburn>

Owned

11-19-2005, 07:22 PM

Then the thread came back to life bc all the other gay threads combinded forces to make 1 giant gay thread, this one.

swchblade34

11-19-2005, 09:33 PM

and strikeandburn sucks ass. Its unbelievable that anyone actually gave birth to this shitwad </strikeandburn>
please dont tell me u didn't see somebdoy ruining the thread in 5 posts coming.

umm i dont know if the storys still going on but

then he ran

doorknobopener

11-19-2005, 09:50 PM

He ran so far away. He just ran, he ran all night and day. Couldn't get away

æcvfootball10æ

11-19-2005, 10:59 PM

Until her ran into a male prostitute by the name of...

I SNAKED YOU

11-19-2005, 11:06 PM

Mr.Slave,Frightened he ran and tripped hitting a light pole sending him to the hospital. He awoke next morning to see...

I SNAKED YOU

11-19-2005, 11:10 PM

His old college buddy, saddly he had bad news...

æcvfootball10æ

11-19-2005, 11:19 PM

His buddy said that he had..

Lemurz

11-19-2005, 11:38 PM

Aids, from buttsechs the night before

doorknobopener

11-19-2005, 11:41 PM

The he asked his friend who gave it to him and his freind said as he pointed to the closet

æcvfootball10æ

11-19-2005, 11:50 PM

and told him it was Tom Cruise. Tom cruise had locked himself in the closet and refused to ome out, and brought alfonzo with Him. John travolta also had locked himselve in the closet with him. Alfonzo...
Tom you need to come out of the closet Oh my God!- Travolta

MiKe

11-19-2005, 11:52 PM

pooped on both of their faces then yelled...

guitargod

11-20-2005, 02:29 AM

"FIRE IN THE HOLE! MATEY!"

then...

Errant Spittle

11-20-2005, 03:40 AM

there was an electric dragon spitting rainbows out of a wooden dream that contained the antidote for the gasoline ceilings tasting the past as if the third dimention of the outer reaches of thick coma induced blood stream would have had never knowing what sounds would lie ahead. they blamed the broken bones on the hypocritical door slams before the atoms could separate. he awoke from his slumber to hear a blood peircing scream. the flamingo was standing in the doorway...staring...waiting.....he had nothing left to do but think....of what he should do next....

bluflame

11-20-2005, 04:47 AM

Then in a moment of inspiration....

1iNcHWoNDeR

11-20-2005, 05:21 AM

He took a shit on the sidewalk, only to find out that he....

doorknobopener

11-20-2005, 12:36 PM

lost his bunghole to the magical pirate of the west, when he told R Kelly to piss on a 14 year old girl. So he went into a tavern and ordered

CJ1

11-20-2005, 03:27 PM

Cum in a glass. And told an old man to fuck him in the ass

doorknobopener

11-20-2005, 07:16 PM

but the old man reminded him that he had no bunghole. Then the kid got up and went on the dance floor depressed.

swchblade34

11-20-2005, 11:48 PM

then a whole bunch of emo kids spoted him and took him up on thier shoulders

doorknobopener

11-21-2005, 01:53 PM

then a whole bunch of emo kids spoted him and took him up on thier shoulders
And claimed that he was king pf the EMOS. That he must lead his people to kill MTV.

guitargod

11-21-2005, 04:38 PM

but then he lost his arm in a tragic event where he cut himself too hard...then the emos where all killed by nazi rapists...but then all of a sudden... the sun comes up...and all the emos float to heaven...while in heaven...

doorknobopener

11-21-2005, 05:29 PM

they meet Mr T and thell them that in order for them to return to earth they have to go to hell and kill Skelator

guitargod

11-21-2005, 05:37 PM

they then prepre to take down the evil skelator. while leaving heaven...

doorknobopener

11-21-2005, 05:59 PM

they went down in the hell's hole and had to kill the demons that were attacking them. While they were down there they found Dusty and the rest of the GI Joes and they joined them, OJ Simpson, Hulk Hogan, and the guys from Alkinie Trio also joined them. While they were there they killed Kelly Osborn, and finger banged Mand Moore. Than they entered Skelator's domain and he replied with

guitargod

11-21-2005, 07:15 PM

500 disgustingly fat men in bikinis with guns...the emos retaliated...

Logo

11-21-2005, 07:36 PM

500 disgustingly fat men in bikinis with guns...the emos retaliated...then they started to slit their wrist but all of the sudden r kelly

guitargod

11-21-2005, 07:41 PM

came in and started singing...everybody in the room died from it horribleness...then...

teamdescent

11-21-2005, 07:50 PM

Then Falcor the luck dragon came and that kid from the boondocks with the dreds started dancing to R. Kelley's music

The_Squirrel

11-21-2005, 07:54 PM

But the music started playing really fast and the kid from the boondocks couldnt stop dancing and all his limbs flew off, killing O.J. Simpson...

teamdescent

11-21-2005, 08:01 PM

Only too find out that O.J. Simpson was actually... Tony Danza...

The_Squirrel

11-21-2005, 08:20 PM

This Enraged the jedi Bunnies.

strikeandburn

11-21-2005, 08:43 PM

Wait.. is the boondocks actually a TV show now?
I hate those comics with a passion, fucking racist creator.

guitargod

11-21-2005, 08:45 PM

they then decided to eat The_Squirrel for a posting a very short post that went no where...after the ate him they...

doorknobopener

11-22-2005, 11:51 PM

killed Skeletor and they went to the GI Joe base

Wait.. is the boondocks actually a TV show now?
I hate those comics with a passion, fucking racist creator.
Yeah the pilot wasn't that great, but so far the other 2 were ok

guitargod

11-23-2005, 01:37 AM

soon after they had a giant orgy, right before the orgy was over...

doorknobopener

11-23-2005, 05:21 PM

Frank the Tacoman came in and said that the king of the Emos was in danger

æcvfootball10æ

11-23-2005, 07:13 PM

he toldt hem if he could not find his anus again that he would die painfully from...

I SNAKED YOU

11-23-2005, 07:29 PM

Blood poisoning,from dirty blades but Alfonzo ran in with a cure ...

guitargod

11-23-2005, 08:37 PM

for aids! there was no cure for the emo leader, he was destined to die

doorknobopener

11-23-2005, 09:46 PM

If he didn't find his anus. So all the emo kids left him to write songs about how they are going to miss him. So the emo king went to a furtune teller in Afganiskan

æcvfootball10æ

11-23-2005, 09:52 PM

for a palm reading and maybe some head. He went into the cave and...

guitargod

11-23-2005, 11:06 PM

standing there was god, god told him that he had failed at life a was sentenced to be eaten by......ebaumers...

josh89

11-24-2005, 04:52 PM

at that moment the devil appeared and said run bitch Run!!!!!!!

guitargod

11-24-2005, 08:35 PM

but run he did not...he took at his cock with a mighty vengeance and raped satan up the ass...the ebaumers joined in to what was to become one of the biggest orgys of all time...

Geek

11-25-2005, 02:01 AM

After his ordeal with the Ebaumers and Satan, he had completely forgotton about what he had set out to do, so he asked God if he wanted to go grab some coffee, and God said...

Cereal Box

11-25-2005, 02:04 AM

Coffee is for tigers and i sir am not a tiger soo

Geek

11-25-2005, 02:11 AM

"I must ask you to leave me alone, you bothersome child, I have a very important..."

Cereal Box

11-25-2005, 02:29 AM

Date tonight and

guitargod

11-25-2005, 04:44 AM

cereal box could put a little more efforts into his post but hes too mcuh of a noob and...the date went terribly wrong because cereal box ruined it...everybody began to eat him...then all of a sudden...

josh89

11-25-2005, 01:27 PM

they saw guitar god laughing his ass off in the corner becuause they had killed his rival so they ...

im so high right now

Cereal Box

11-25-2005, 02:41 PM

Then god shot guitargod in the head and said " i am the only god now"

guitargod

11-25-2005, 03:00 PM

then i went to hell...killed satan, then got out of hell, went to heaven, killed god, and i destroyedsouth america, soon after the world gathered up an army to try and stop me, the arrived in my home, but i was too wuick. i had already killed half of them by the time i was gone. they surrendered and i just said fuck this im going back to hell. so i go back to hell and go to sleep cause im tired. meawhile, the ku klux klan was out on a raid. they were stealing everybodys pants, this furiated the emos. the emos tried to attack them but...

edit:stay on the the story cereal box...

heres the previous opost connected to yours. read it all at once...

they saw guitar god laughing his ass off in the corner becuause they had killed his rival so they...Then god shot guitargod in the head and said " i am the only god now"

it does not flow at all, your supposed to continue the story dipshit...im sorry but you suck at the internet

Cereal Box

11-25-2005, 03:31 PM

Adolf Htiler came out of hell and starting killing every emo jew. The emos got japanese kamikaze pilots and hit hitler til he said he was sorry. But just then...

guitargod

11-25-2005, 04:33 PM

fuck this, im out, BIATCH!" then he ghetto blast his jizz all over everyones face then took his phat gat and shot himself in the head. meanwhile in france..

CheeseMonkeys

11-25-2005, 04:48 PM

fuck this, im out, BIATCH!" then he ghetto blast his jizz all over everyones face then took his phat gat and shot himself in the head. meanwhile in france..

President bush is fucking other men up the asses and Ron howard just started his own...

strikeandburn

11-25-2005, 04:53 PM

in france... i got one more post, and then i..

doorknobopener

11-25-2005, 05:00 PM

went to Mexico to find the Chupacabra

Cereal Box

11-25-2005, 05:05 PM

But the cupacabra was vacationing in australia at the time and all the mexicans were happy and excited thathe was gone. But

josh89

11-25-2005, 07:49 PM

Bigfoot took his place and he was twice as pissed off and started going in peoples homes to...

guitargod

11-25-2005, 08:19 PM

use their internet to go on ebaums world...his username...evamonkey...he acheived 10,000 posts and is now the ebaumsworld god....he then...

josh89

11-25-2005, 08:35 PM

he started to plan how to take over ebaumsworld so he...

likethis

11-25-2005, 08:37 PM

started by making sweet love to a...

guitargod

11-26-2005, 01:09 AM

little boy called battleshipron, they made sweet, sweet love allll night long. then they...

doorknobopener

11-26-2005, 02:01 AM

combined forces with ebaums and together they took over the internet

guitargod

11-26-2005, 04:08 AM

then they fucked everybody at somethingawful.com up the ass and raped their mothers. they then began to conquer the rest of the internet...

doorknobopener

11-26-2005, 04:16 AM

when Lowtax came out of nowhere and the SA goons with him who weren't dead , playing and singing ebaumsworldsucks and writing posts about how steals content. But the everyone got sick of the same old shit, and Eva killed them with his posts (by making them real and cutting off their heads with his leet ninja skills) and killed many goons, and BSR sent in the battleships killing the rest, than Lowtax cried like a little pussy when his goons were dead and he was all alone. Ebaums then

guitargod

11-26-2005, 04:24 AM

ate all the dead goons. after the meal he weighed 3429 lbs. his fat swallowed half of africa and he began to eat everything in sight, but...

CheeseMonkeys

11-26-2005, 08:57 AM

No one added to mine

President bush is fucking other men up the asses and Ron howard just started his own...

Cereal Box

11-26-2005, 01:10 PM

doorknobopener

11-26-2005, 01:41 PM

Eva monkey was inherited from ebaums's will. Than when George Bush were done buttfucking he went to Eva's house to help with the new website, just than Ron Howard started his own website and called it rbaumsworld.

guitargod

11-26-2005, 05:11 PM

but rbaums was gay so they invented.....fbaums? (http://www.fbaumsworld.com/)

josh89

11-26-2005, 11:12 PM

they invented a machine that could make ebaums stronger and cooler then before but....

Well Me

11-26-2005, 11:20 PM

AE copied my fucking idea for a thread without fucking asking me. I made this thread and he copied it and put it on E's, so i took a machine gun...

doorknobopener

11-26-2005, 11:37 PM

and realized that it's the internet so he put the un down and decided to join forces with Eva, then he picked up the machine gun again and planned his attack on fbaums

guitargod

11-27-2005, 12:10 AM

he decided the the best way in was the to mail himself in. he went to the contact page and hopped in a message. when he got there he started shooting everybody...

[DX]

11-27-2005, 12:19 AM

..and then batman appeared, and started raving about 4chan, in which...

guitargod

11-27-2005, 12:35 AM

hetook off his clothes and jizzed everywere...this caused...

Ern3st

11-27-2005, 12:38 AM

him to have to take his suit to a chinamen who charged him $50 per stain and he was like "WTF how come you charge so much" and chinamen was like "why you jizz so much on clothes" but batman paid anyway and the chinamens wife ended up getting pregnant off bat mans jizz stains and the chinaman was forever shamed so he........

guitargod

11-27-2005, 02:29 AM

killed himself. batman(being the necro he is) raped his dead body. he then killed and raped every cow across the united states. his next target...

shizzle69

11-27-2005, 03:27 AM

was Some hobo on the street, but instead of killing him, the hobo gave him 3 magical beans so he wouldnt kill him, and they....

guitargod

11-27-2005, 03:30 AM

all gave him 1 magic wish...he wished for boobs, booze, and..

doorknobopener

11-27-2005, 10:49 PM

a cat girl maid. When he got them he

guitargod

11-28-2005, 02:10 AM

fucked her so hard that his dick fell off...this caused him to

æcvfootball10æ

11-28-2005, 04:22 PM

help get all the sand out of Well me's vagina. But this was a very difficult task so he called...

doorknobopener

11-28-2005, 07:17 PM

Ghost Busters! When they came he told them that a ghost was keeping the sand in well me's vagina

guitargod

11-28-2005, 07:59 PM

so they ate him alive and shat him out and ate him again...at the same time this was happening...

strikeandburn

11-28-2005, 08:30 PM

holy shit Guitar god, you've been posting after every other response. TAKE A 3 DAY BREAK!.

..And then strikeandburn gets another post, then he..

doorknobopener

11-28-2005, 08:38 PM

went to watch a monkey knife fight

æcvfootball10æ

11-28-2005, 10:40 PM

On his way to the monkey fight he was killed by God's third cousin who just happenes to be the God warrior lady from trading spouses. She went to the monkey fight preaching about god when...

doorknobopener

11-28-2005, 10:45 PM

She was shot by a laser in the head. The shot didn't kill her but she was finally cured of the voices she heard in her head. She still believed in God but not as crazy as before. She went to say thanks to the sniper which turned out to be

Ern3st

11-28-2005, 11:18 PM

big bird, and they went to sesame street and got so messed up that....

guitargod

11-29-2005, 02:08 AM

they started playing russian roulette. but they all ended up shooting eachother...and over in alaska there was a war going...this war was caused by

doorknobopener

11-29-2005, 05:53 PM

by the Eskimos and the polar bears. The Eskimos were angry at the polar bears because the polar bears ate the Eskimos's last peanut

KicktheBaby

11-29-2005, 07:27 PM

peanut.... butter sandwhich. So the eskimo, who was named muckluck, (because thats the only name an eskimo can have) asked his wife for some hot eskimo lovin', but she said no, so he fixed her up a 'roofie colada' and...

æcvfootball10æ

11-29-2005, 08:08 PM

slapped that stupid bitch acroos the face. He went to make peace with the polar bears but it ended up with the poar bears have drunk sex and the eskimos just said fuck this and moved to florida where they...

NazFer

11-29-2005, 08:23 PM

Went to seaworld and tried to kill shamoo.

CheeseMonkeys

11-29-2005, 09:17 PM

Cheese monkeys your thread is over

Eric Bauman came and took a picture of him and put it on his website and then he blew him up. The whole world was showered with guts and everybodys computer broke so they could not get on Ebaumsworld so

WTF are you talking about... this isn't my thread and it's not over...

So they decided sea world was too boring and left for water country...

æcvfootball10æ

11-29-2005, 10:10 PM

Yugoslavia! They took a plane over but it crashed. All the eskimos died. The captain survived. He went to....

ItDiesToday

11-29-2005, 10:47 PM

Hell.

The End.

guitargod

11-30-2005, 03:14 PM

Hell.

The End.
you suck at life....

he went to his garden to water flowers but standing there was his naked mom...she started to...

doorknobopener

11-30-2005, 05:35 PM

scratch their dogs back but it wasn't a dog it was

KicktheBaby

11-30-2005, 05:56 PM

Richard Simmons. He..

guitargod

11-30-2005, 11:39 PM

then raped the mom and killed everybody in a 50 mile radius...when the feds showed up...

NazFer

11-30-2005, 11:41 PM

He ran away. Just when he thought he was home-free he...

guitargod

11-30-2005, 11:49 PM

killed himself...causing...

NazFer

12-01-2005, 01:18 AM

blood to fly all over the street. This made..

Ern3st

12-01-2005, 01:42 AM

everyone on the street to get AIDS.so they...

guitargod

12-01-2005, 02:19 AM

went to the doctor...while waiting they all died, and everyone was sad...then the olsen twins...

KicktheBaby

12-01-2005, 09:10 AM

realized that they were terrible actors and decided to go play in traffic...

æcvfootball10æ

12-01-2005, 06:21 PM

But it dies today was already there. He was hit by a bus and they all got aids. They decided to have a contest to see how many people they could give aids to. So Jockamo, the wanna be fonzy, went to...