Chuck Norris is sweet

[teamdescent]

Sorry if this is a repost for all you repost for all you Repost Police out there but


http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty



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[Who me?]

Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

[CapNKrunk]

Contrary to popular belief God did not create the Earth first, he said "Let there be Chuck Norris" but nothing happened, then he realized "Wait a minute...I am Chuck Norris!"

[waterbottl]

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[Errant Spittle]

chuck norris died ten years ago...but the grim reaper cant get up the nerve to tell him

chuck norris is not hung like a horse, horses are hung like chuck norris

[Fossil]

Screw Chuck Norris! It's all about Mr. T.

"Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's."


"Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him."