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brazucs87
11-21-2005, 05:34 PM
I did not provoke the fight, so I feel no remorse for what I was forced to do. We were arguing and seeing that I was right and he was wrong, he decided to fight to cover for his insecurity.

He swung at me first, but being in top condition, I was able to block the punch neatly with my head. Whereupon I jumped to the ground, knocking him down on top of me. Then I poked his finger several times with my eye. His finger hurt so from the strength of my eye that he became irate and tried to kick me. I cleverly blocked the onslaught with my ribs.

I scrambled to my feet and ran to my car in hopes I would get away and save this man from my deadly hands. Before I could start the car he pulled me from the still open door. I then proceeded to swing at him, but only managed to hit myself. To this I thought: What is this -- two against one?

That was the final straw. I lost all control. There will be no mercy. Taking him in the death grip, I pounded him in the knee with my stomach and hit him two or three times hard in the fist with my teeth. He had had it, I could tell. After that he didn't even try to pick me up off the ground. He was too chicken.

--From J.W.

guitargod
11-21-2005, 05:41 PM
holy shit i cant remember when i have laughed so hard

Kellenator
11-21-2005, 06:01 PM
That was pretty clever.

psychotic n00b
11-21-2005, 06:28 PM
thats a true story!!!! i was there!!!

-James

BaxterII
11-21-2005, 07:13 PM
lawl, that was kick arse

Wild Phoenix
11-21-2005, 07:27 PM
lawl, that was kick arse
You mean to say that arse was kicked.

OneDarkFlame
11-21-2005, 10:29 PM
You mean to say that arse was kicked.

You mean to kick what arse was said.

Liberator13
11-21-2005, 10:55 PM
You mean to kick what arse was said.

You mean to say you had rough sex with yourself? Wait, WHAT?!

OneDarkFlame
11-21-2005, 11:26 PM
You mean to say you had rough sex with yourself? Wait, WHAT?!

Yeah, I'm not sure either.

Benny Brown
11-22-2005, 01:00 AM
Arse isn't a real word, faggot. Only gay Canadians pretend it is...

refoops
11-22-2005, 06:46 AM
Arse isn't a real word, faggot. Only gay Canadians pretend it is...

Definitions of arse on the Web:

* is commonly used in Atlantic Canada. East of the Ottawa river, ass is more idiomatic.

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