dudeinanigloo
11-22-2005, 01:31 AM
My friend John told me this joke today, and I just have to share it with you guys:
This guy walks into a bar, and he sees a jar full of hundred dollar bills on the counter. He asks the bartender, "What's with that jar?" The bartender tells him, "We have 2 contests going in this bar. You put 100 dollars into the jar, and if you win the 2 contests, you win all the money in the jar. Simple?" The guy, reluctant at first, says, "Okay, what do I gotta do?" "Okay," says the bartender, "This is the first contest: we have a pit bull out back with a sore tooth. If you can pull out his tooth and survive to walk away, you win. This the second contest: we have an older lady upstairs who hasn't had relations with a man in a while, and you need to go upstairs and make sweet love to her in order to win." So the guy says, "Okay, I think I can do that." So he drops 100 dollars in the jar, chugs back 5 beers, and then says, "Okay, where's that pit bull?" He then goes outside, and from inside the bar, loud thumping noises, and sounds of garbage cans rattling all over the place can be heard. This goes on for about 20 minutes, until the guy walks back in the bar, dripping with sweat, and says "Okay, where's that old lady with the busted tooth?"
This guy walks into a bar, and he sees a jar full of hundred dollar bills on the counter. He asks the bartender, "What's with that jar?" The bartender tells him, "We have 2 contests going in this bar. You put 100 dollars into the jar, and if you win the 2 contests, you win all the money in the jar. Simple?" The guy, reluctant at first, says, "Okay, what do I gotta do?" "Okay," says the bartender, "This is the first contest: we have a pit bull out back with a sore tooth. If you can pull out his tooth and survive to walk away, you win. This the second contest: we have an older lady upstairs who hasn't had relations with a man in a while, and you need to go upstairs and make sweet love to her in order to win." So the guy says, "Okay, I think I can do that." So he drops 100 dollars in the jar, chugs back 5 beers, and then says, "Okay, where's that pit bull?" He then goes outside, and from inside the bar, loud thumping noises, and sounds of garbage cans rattling all over the place can be heard. This goes on for about 20 minutes, until the guy walks back in the bar, dripping with sweat, and says "Okay, where's that old lady with the busted tooth?"