Trooper

[dude22]

a guy was speeding and waas pulled over by a state trooper. the trooper said "i get off in 5 minutes so give me a good reason to let you go" so the man goes "my wife left me for a state tropper 2 years ago, and when i saw you i thought u were bringing her back."

i thought it was funny.

[guitargod]

i must be slow cause i dont get it

[dude22]

he didnt want his wife back so he sped away

[OneDarkFlame]

Kinda funny I guess...I think I've heard it before.