Random funny things you've wanted to try?

[curtisc]

Just post some funny things you've wanted to try or see someone else do.

1. Going into a church during a funeral dressed as a concession stand man with a case of peanuts and then i'll walk through the aisles shouting: "Peanuts! Get your fresh hot peanuts here!!".

2. Going to a grocery store and buying a lot of heavy food then i'll go to buy the stuff when a really old lady is bagging and i'll have her do all the work then when she walks off assuming i'm going to take them to my car myself i'll say: "Those groceries aren't going to get to my car by themselves you know". Then she'll push the cart with struggle out to my car while i'm just enjoying the walk.

3. Going up to a lady sitting on a bench and then i'll whip out my dick and ask: "Can you hold this for me real quick while I make a call on my cell phone?".

[guitargod]

ordering 15 footlong subs with unusual combinations of ingredients on them and grilled at subways and then walking away right before paying

screaming compliments at people angrily making them wtf

tracking down curtisc and raping his dog

[psychotic n00b]

is cutting funny?

-James

[curtisc]

is cutting funny?

-James

It is if you do it in front of your parents while they're handcuffed and forced to watch you. It's even funnier if you get the full job done and bleed to death. To make them feel even badder you can shout repeatedly: "This is all your fault!" until you fade out of conscienceness.

[Enjoi]

Rob a bank.

[Errant Spittle]

go into a retirement home dressed as the grim reaper

put quick dry cement into public toilets

piss/shit off the eiffel tower

streak through a mall

[Ark13]

Pretend to highjack a plane with one of those plastic knives where the blade goes into the handle. It would have to be one of the colorful ones, and I would make it obvious that I was no threat. Also, Errant Spittle, you stole my Grim Reaper idea :P but I said to just knock on an old person's door... when it was nowhere near Halloween.

[KicktheBaby]

-Go to a daycare full of babies and ask if you can leave your pet dingo there for the day

-Go to the top floor of an apartment building with a bag full of kittens and throw them at people walking by

-Kick a midget named gertrude in the face

[guitargod]

-Go to the top floor of an apartment building with a bag full of kittens and throw them at people walking by



you suck

im a cat person

[OneDarkFlame]

Stand on the curb of a street and point a hair dryer at cars and see if they slow down.

[bluflame]

Throw blueberry yogurt at people from on top of a building and make bird noises.

Randomly yell "That's preposterous!!" in Science class

If a girl is wearing a thong and showing it off, grab the back of it like a lawnmower and try to start it.

[strikeandburn]

Asking a old lady if i could push her Grocery cart out of her car and load them into her car for her, then just run off with them, fill up your trunk and roll.

[BaxterII]

take a hammer and run through a random house destroying everything and burning it down on the way out.

throw a tank of gasoline into a fire


shoot a propane tank with a sniper

[Cereal Box]

Go to fast food restaurant and order a bunch of stuff on the drive through window and drive away

[Geek]

Stop in front of a hitchiker, and slowly keep my distance as they getting closer to my car.

[Cereal Box]

Call random places and start talking and say embarrassing stuff. like "Im sorry about last night i was just to drunk"

[rand0m]

Shoot a raper

[Enjoi]

Public masturbation.

[UltimateRef]

Well I tryed this one and it scares the shit outta people:
Drive up behind someone walking on the side of the road. Floor it in Neutral and honk the horn. Then when you pass them roll down the window and say "Gotcha bitch"

-Hide in the ball pit at Wal-Mart
-Throw a baseball at a passing cop
-Go to a Daycare center and pass out Hustlers
-You guys stole my Grim Reaper idea
-Try to rob a bank with a Super Soaker
-On a highway drive up real close behind somebody and honk. Then when they get over get behind them again
-Randomly slap people in the face
-Hide in the ball pit at Chucky Cheese, when a kid jumps on you grab them and start screaming
-Crap in the vat of chocolate at Hershey
-Piss in the assembly line at Minute Maid
-Call random people saying how pretty they look in a scope

[Cereal Box]

me and my friends used to play football in the driveway and we would pretend to miss it and let it hit cars driving by. ... we never got in trouble for that. and we threw a poprocksa at a car and it came to our house cuz she thoguht it was dangerous.:confused:

[Gumz 12]

[QUOTE=UltimateRef
-Randomly slap people in the face
Me and my friend had competition doing that i won 52-36

[curtisc]

-Put hair remover cream in a girls shampoo.

[Luftwaffle]

I like to put food in the road and watch people run over it with cars. Nails work well too.

[Blue Lightening]

lunge wildly at the pope, just to see what would happen

[The Imperial M]

Stop in front of a hitchiker, and slowly keep my distance as they getting closer to my car.
Done that several times. We pull up and say something like, "We you guys heading?" then when they are all happy and thanking you on the way to the car, you just drive off squeeling your tires.

[rand0m]

walk round with those electric shocker things (used in hospitals to bring people back alive), using them on random people in the public shoutin dumb stuff then going 'lol' and running away ...

[moldy_hair]

Get a picture taken of me hugging a wild penguin in anarctica during the dark season.

[butterfingers]

Ask the person at the frount desk to ask if the basement is upstaries

[starcraft_playa]

I like to put food in the road and watch people run over it with cars. Nails work well too.lmao ive done that with a piece of watermelon skin (still had some left). the car got it all over the back tyres lol

[starcraft_playa]

egg someones house.....with onions lol someones done that to my house b4. i think they dont get the idea of the egging the house thing

[dookiehead]

go to the alamo and ask to see the basement

[baldzone]

go in malls and hit on chicks.. if it works, fart right before i leave


act drunk near a school or police station

masturbate

[LaserandKatana]

Stay up all night drinking root beer.

[MiKe]

I always wanted to do Jager shots while standing on my head, but I have terrible balance when I'm upside down.

[anti_smurf]

rip ass in front of old people's faces

[crap face]

I wanted to rob this liquor store by my house, I still do but I lost my Nixon mas now its gonna be as cool.

[dude22]

being in the church choir and pretend u have an extreme case of turettes during a song

[Krippled By Kush]

Buy a pet monkey and teach it to shit in its hand and throw it at niggers who walk buy.

[teamdescent]

Explode the world.

(OMFG teh Em0)

[Tuneman1984]

Get a high school to play the Wedding March instead of "Here Comes The President" when Bush and Cheney step off Air Force One together

Push all the buttons in a high-rise elevator, that or let out a massive smelly fart and then leave

Run through a fine china store with my hands out

At my high school we had chapel every week, and the new chaplain in grade 11 would ring this gong at the beginning of the sermon. I always wanted to yell out "MORTAL KOMBAT!!" :lmao:

[bigun15]

Sit on a roof and shoot little kids with a paintball gun on Halloween.

Paint a cop car pink.

Fart during a "moment of silence."

Set off an M80/M100 during a funeral

Streak through the road at a NASCAR race

Spraypaint your weiner gold(a friend of mine did it, chemicals burned his dong)

Dump a bottle of orange juice all over a bathroom

Set every alarm clock in a store to go off at the same time

Drive a car off a bridge

Send a duck/elk/deer/cat head to PETA

[bluflame]

Duct tape a tire to a junk mail envelope and write 'return to sender'

Speak in sexual inuendo all day.

Pet a kitty with another kitty.

End every sentance with the word 'S*** for brains'

Speak in French for an entire day, then continue on in English the next day, like nothing happened.

Buy one of those large shipping containers and try to tow it with a Civic on the Freeway.

Play 'Car Roulette' with the members of your household every morning before work/school

[Riukken]

Speak in sexual inuendo all day.
Would you like to pet my snake? Or how about put this weiner in between the buns?

[used_me]

snowboarding without a snowboard.

[Teh Gir]

shit while running




oh wait, raab did that :)

[twistedcain]

Go to a court house and sit on a bench near an area where a lot of people pass by. Put your hands behind your back like you are wearing handcuffs and put your head down and say, "Oh my god, I killed them" over and over again.

Go to a restaurant with a large group of friends and take all the silverwear when you leave.

Wear a really long shirt. Pull your pants down so your entire ass is showing just underneath your shirt. Go to a busy mall. Find some old people. Walk in front of them. Drop your keys. Bend over to pick them up.

If you see people walking on the side of the road and no one else is around, start honking your horn, but wave at the empty side of the street.

Go to walmart and fill a cart with small products from all over the store. After the checker has rung up everything, tell her you left your wallet in the car and will be right back. Have your friend behind you in line bitch that its taking to long. Give her time to clear the order. Show back up after she clears the order and make her scan every item over again. When she is done, open up your wallet and say, "Oh crap, I left the money on my dresser"

Put gum in coin and dollar slots

Mash gum into computer keyboards at stores

[mad_serb69]

ahhh come on the obvious

- kill bush
- walk into a jew sinagog in a nazi suit
- own some asain world #1 at cs and all other asain infested games

[rand0m]

get a bottle of super glue and go through a car park glueing up all the locks on the cars

get a massive catapult like the romans had, then kindap aload of old people. Then find some emo gathers, line catapult up so its aiming at them. Then poor petrol on old people, light them and then launch them into emo's

Fill a water pistol with paint, then walk through a town spraying random people

[Deimor]

-Going to a hunting store weilding a 2 pistols shouting, "I need some anti-depressants!"

-Randomly start spraying perfume in peoples faces in the street asking how muhc it hurts.

[Blue Lightening]

I already did this:

Get pack of BBQ matches, cut heads off.
Grind heads into powder
Put in container
Ignite


Boy did that suck, I used a small alcahol bottle (Samples that sometimes come with a big bottle that you buy). I lit it up, and it started burning really fast. It started whistling as it escaped out the neck, and.... pop. The bottle shattered, leaving a black solid substance in the bottom part (That didn't blow up).

Oh, and the whole house was filled with smoke.

i think thats cause of the type of bottle you used, im guessing the fire ran out of oxygen before it could spark the remainder of the powder. try doing it on a bread board or an open top jar or pot or something that has allot of air access. Then just get a peice of paper and use it as a fuse or something...

[Jay74]

Go to a strip club and slide food stamps in the girls' g-strings instead of money.

[kuffalti]

http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=113726

i wanted to try this, and i did

[ralphy]

Go to a strip club and slide food stamps in the girls' g-strings instead of money.

hahahah thast funny


this one me and my mates actually did....we went into mcdonalds and ordered 40 junior burgers..the girl behind the counter was like..are u's serious...and where like yeh...dam was funny eaten em aswell..there was a massive pile of em

[Blue Lightening]

hahahah thast funny


this one me and my mates actually did....we went into mcdonalds and ordered 40 junior burgers..the girl behind the counter was like..are u's serious...and where like yeh...dam was funny eaten em aswell..there was a massive pile of em

me and 2 friends once ordered 120 chicken nuggets at our local...we ate them all too.

[50%rican]

go into sports store find golf clubs and joust with friend, when owner asks you to leave speak in old english so they're confused