dead baby jokes?

[barenholtzd]

hi my name is oscar and i am looking for dead baby jokes

[Ark13]

Why did the dead baby cross the road?



It was stapled to the chicken.
What's the difference between a baby and a golf ball?



You can't pick up a golf ball with a pitchfork

[KicktheBaby]

Q:Whats funnier than 7 dead babies in a garbage can?
A:1 dead baby in 7 garbage cans

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
A:It depends on how hard you throw them

Q:Whats the difference between 500 dead babies and a BMW
A: I dont have a BMW in my garage

Q:How do you make a dead baby float?
A:Take your foot off its head

Q:How do you make a dead baby drink?
A:Put it in the blender and set it to 'liquify'

[bluflame]

Dang, you used all the ones I know.

[ThaiTanium22]

How do you make a dead baby float?

Add two scoops of dead baby to your favorite soda.

[rand0m]

whats funnier than a dead baby?
dead baby in a clown costume

[strikeandburn]

What does a baby in a blender sound like?


VVVVVVVVVV
...
I don't know, i was to busy masturbating

[Red65stang408]

Whats the differance between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies?

I Dont have a Ferrari
You sick fuck

[MrHardy]

Man dead baby jokes are twisted but i've heard a couple that've made me laugh

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac?
I dont have a cadilac in my garage

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
I dunno bout you but I get a massive erection

[mathue]

whats the difference between a dead baby and a fox?

The fox is orange......


I hope none of you ever have a kid

[dudeinanigloo]

What's the difference between a dead baby and an iPod?

........

Just kidding, I actually have an iPod. What the fuck were you thinking?

[CrouchingT21]

sick sick bastards

how do you get 100 babys into a bowl?

blender

how do you get them out?

nacho chips


and another....

whats funnier than 4 dead babys nailed to a tree?

1 dead baby nailed to 4 trees..


you sick sick bastards.. your goin to hell :)

[dudeinanigloo]

you sick sick bastards.. your goin to hell :)
Yeah, so what? There aren't any tight-assed mormons in hell, and it's basically one big Amsterdam, baby!! :bigwink:

[Naruto]

Q. What do you get when you cut a dead baby with a razor?


A. An erection.

[Fraanz]

HAHAH, man I love dead baby jokes. Good posts people.

[rock_solid]

How do you get a baby to stop crawling around in circles?


Nail it's other hand to the floor.






I know, not a dead baby joke, but close enough.

[scott_man_25]

whats silver, pink and red and runs into walls?
a baby with forks in its eyes

[dano5511]

baby jokes not to funny

[starcraft_playa]

never knew there were any dead baby jokes

[starcraft_playa]

can u tell i like sayin You have no right to say that

wats de difference between a dead baby and something frozen in ice

there is no difference *innocence*

[LaserandKatana]

Q: What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies?
A: One live one in the middle is eating its way out.

Q: What's blue and sits in the corner?
A: A baby in a baggie.

Q: What's present do you get for a dead baby?
A: A dead puppy.

Q: What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Q: What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A: A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!

Q: What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A: A baby with forks in its eyes.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?
A: An erection.

Q: Why did the baby fall off the swing?
A: Because it had no arms or legs.

Q: What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?
A: A bus load of babies on fire.

Q: What's harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree?
A: Nailing it to a dead puppy.

Q: What's grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
A: One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

Q: What's pink and chunky?
A: A baby with leporacy.

Q: Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
A: So you can pick them up five at a time.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.

Q: What's pink and spits?
A: A baby in a frying pan.

Q: What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
A: Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

Q: What's more fun than a barrel of dead babies?
A: Sticking pins in their eyes.

Q: How do you make a baby cry twice?
A: Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear.

Q: What's the best sound in the world?
A: Hearing dead baby's hips crack under pressure!

Q: what wiggles spits and is covered in shit?
A: inside out baby!

Q: What's blue and orange and lies at the bottom of a swimming pool?
A: A baby with burst armbands.

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby.

Q: Whats worse than a having sex with a dead baby?
A: Having sex with a dead baby filled with razor blades.

Q: What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
A: Crib death.

Q: Why is there always hot water at childbirth?
A: In case of a stillbirth, soup.

Q: How do you stop a baby from choking?
A: Take your dick out of its mouth.

Q: What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A: A baby in a microwave.

Q: When is the best time to bury that baby you killed?
A: When it starts talking to you again.

Q: How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
A: It depends on how hard you squeeze them.

Q: What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall?
A: Ripping them off again.

Q: What do you call a dead baby with its skin peeled off?
A: Sexy.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown costume!

Q: What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A: A baby with a punctured lung.

Q: What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall?
A: Art!

Q: How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
A: With a blender!

Q: How do you get them out again?
A: With Doritos!!

Q: What is pink and red and sits in a corner?
A: A baby chewing on razor blades.

Q: What is green and sits in a corner?
A: The same baby, six weeks later
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[MiKe]

Oh man, you guys didn't even post the best one yet? Here it is:

What's yellow, red, and slimey and crawls up your leg??




A home-sick abortion!

[FatBoy101]

Niggger jokes are funnier.

Q. how do you hide money from a nigger?

A. Put it under his work boots.

[firedragon]

Dead Baby (http://thisisacryforhelp.com/jokes/babyj.htm)

10 char

[toomash]

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

OMFG lmao i lol'ed at 11:30 at night! ROFL!

[mike0006]

Sex with baby jokes!!!

Q: Whats the best thing about having sex with a 7-year old girl in the shower?
A: Slick her hair back and she looks like a 5-year old boy!

Q: Whats the best part about having sex with a 2-year old?
A: Putting it in soft, letting it get hard, and feeling the ribs crack!

Q: Whats the worst part about having sex with a 6-year old?
A: Getting the blood off of the clown suit!

Sick...we're all sick and goin to hell!

[L is R x P]

^wow....no...I believe it's just you who's going to hell..