1stpfloyd
11-24-2005, 02:23 AM
The Blonde and the Casino:
>>Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
>>A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars
>>($20
>>000) on a single roll of the dice.
>>She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
>>completely nude."
>>With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
>>Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
>>As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
>>"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
>>She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
>>clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.
>>Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
>>The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
>>
>>Moral -
>>
>>Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
>>Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
>>A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars
>>($20
>>000) on a single roll of the dice.
>>She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
>>completely nude."
>>With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
>>Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
>>As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
>>"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
>>She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
>>clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.
>>Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
>>The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
>>
>>Moral -
>>
>>Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.