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guitargod
11-24-2005, 08:34 PM
Joke 1
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."

does anybody else find this as unfunny as i do?

Cereal Box
11-25-2005, 01:25 AM
I think it is the most unfunny thing in the world

Lemurz
11-25-2005, 01:30 AM
What word starts with "f" and ends with "k"?
firetruck

RussianPride24
11-25-2005, 02:52 AM
What word starts with "f" and ends with "k"?
firetruck
flick?!

10 chars

EDIT: Damnit white text.

Mad Fish
11-25-2005, 07:51 AM
You told it wrong, its "what starts with f and ends with uck."

guitargod
11-25-2005, 03:08 PM
what starts with "S" and ends in "it"
sit...duh

Cereal Box
11-25-2005, 05:07 PM
Or summit submit suit alot of things do

guitargod
11-25-2005, 08:17 PM
well alot of things start with a and end with e but you dont hear me complaining

Logo
11-26-2005, 02:43 PM
You told it wrong, its "what starts with f and ends with uck."
FIRE TRUCK

Cereal Box
11-26-2005, 02:58 PM
We already covered that