the bride tell her hunband

[rosehallman]

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

[guitargod]

haha, good one

[FlippingSniffer]

if i was him.. i would make it a life sentence

[Henkie]

Let's hope the prisoner isn't on deathrow...

[NazFer]

...mine is.....:wah:

[Incarnadine]

Let's hope the prisoner isn't on deathrow...

Isnt that marraige?

[guitargod]

Isnt that marraige?

HAHA, i know what you mean:help:

[SANHEDRIN]

when you get married and sign the certicate your prisoner is more in Rehab then deathrow, an asylum maybe:lmao: