Christmas Jokes!!!11!!!

[BaxterII]

It's that simple. Post some random Christmas jokes to get in the festive mood!!!11! lolz

what do elves learn in school?


the elfabet!!!11!!!


(please post funny jokes, unlike mine)

[æcvfootball10æ]

There once was this hot 18 year old girl. It was christmas eve and she heard something down stairs. She went down and saw santa. "Please don't leave." said the girl. "No i must go deliver more presents." says santa. She take off her night gown and says "Santa please don't go" Santa says" No, I must go." She takes her top off and says"Santa please stay." Santa says"No, I must go," She takes everything off and says" Santa please don't go" Santa says. "Stay, I must stay. I can't go u[ the chimney with my dick this way."

[DreadPirateWes]

What do all the female reindeer do on Christmas Eve while the male reindeer are out helping Santa?

They go out and blow a few bucks.

(Got it from the movie D.O.A. Crummy movie, funny joke)

[NazFer]

Why is Christmas stupid?

Because it is!
OMG I made a LOLZ11

[PestControl]

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
Their balls are just for decoration.

Season's Greetings......Money's Short....Times are Hard.....Here's your Fucking Christmas Card!