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RantsForum
11-30-2005, 07:13 AM
According to my calculations... my calculator is not working.

- I made this up when I was bored.
KicktheBaby
11-30-2005, 07:46 AM
According to my calculations your joke was horrible
anGus
11-30-2005, 11:18 AM
^What he said.
psychotic n00b
11-30-2005, 05:36 PM
according to my calculations....you would have been wrong regardless if your calculator been working.

-james
argh_me_neck
11-30-2005, 09:52 PM
Just imagine, for a moment, if there were no hypothetical situations.
psychotic n00b
11-30-2005, 10:20 PM
Just imagine, for a moment, if there were no hypothetical situations.

if we did that then we must assume that your situation doesnt exsist thus 1. we would still have hypothetical situations or 2. the universe would implode because of the paradox you have created. thanks for the 50% chance of ruining christmas, asshole.


-james
Dirty Sanchez
12-01-2005, 05:32 AM
According to my calculations... my calculator is not working.

- I made this up when I was bored.
That is the gayest thing I have ever heard.
xec
12-01-2005, 06:55 AM
According to my calculations your joke was horrible
According to my calculations this is true.
refoops
12-01-2005, 08:13 AM
According to my calculations this is true.

According to my calculations I concur on the accuracy of this affirmative post.
psychotic n00b
12-01-2005, 07:38 PM
according to my calculations this thread has been hijacked

-james
Project_Deadman
12-01-2005, 08:13 PM
According to my calculations... my calculator is not working.

- I made this up when I was bored.

you suck at life

thats really all there is to it
Slu
12-03-2005, 04:55 AM
thanks for the 50% chance of ruining christmas, asshole.

According to my calculations, that is the funniest thing I've heard all day.
a_brainless_guy
12-03-2005, 02:16 PM
According to my calculations... my calculator is not working.

- I made this up when I was bored.
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enough?
SealElement
12-03-2005, 04:47 PM
According to my calculations... my calculator is not working.

- I made this up when I was bored.
According to my calculations you need to be shoved off a cliff.
Boomer
12-03-2005, 05:31 PM
According to my calculations... my calculator is not working.

- I made this up when I was bored.
According to my calculations, your asshole is 7.23 centimeters in diameter after I fucked it.


I didn't make this up.
FsB_BeN
12-04-2005, 05:48 PM
You should be roundhouse kicked in the throat by Chuck Norris.
Bed-Breaker
12-04-2005, 06:03 PM
According to my calculations, Boomer is a shit-stabber.
His arse-cheeks have been white-washed more times than HRH Prince William xxx
Boomer
12-05-2005, 05:44 AM
According to my calculations, Boomer is a shit-stabber.
His arse-cheeks have been white-washed more times than HRH Prince William xxx
According to my calculations, you are the offspring of that dog I fucked when i was drunk about 12 years ago. Congratulations son, you are entitled to inherit the dog house near my battalion armory.
Bed-Breaker
12-05-2005, 02:14 PM
That must be why I aways screw a girl doggie-style.
Kinda suspected, ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, that I have canine genes somewhere !