Dark Avenger
12-01-2005, 08:07 PM
I work for a company that sells products online, mainly stuff for the home, door hardware, bathroom fixtures, etc. Someone, through site feedback, received this e-mail from a Korean company that makes and sells a "new bidet featuring rectum washing".
Basically, its a toilet seat that squirts a jet of water up your poopshoot. Not towards or on your anus, but into the anus like a super soaker pumped almost the the point of bursting. It's rotating water too, so it kind of shakes loose everthing inside of you and you just let loose. There's a video on their english site, here (http://eng.sensyline.co.kr/index.asp). I suggest reading the e-mail below, and checking out the video (use IE) on their site.
E-mail below is actual and unedited. Gotta love the engrish in it.
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Subject: Looking for new bidet featuring rectum washing
Dear Sir or Madum,
Could you do me a favor by sparing a few minutes for the creative development for me?
First of all, please allow me to introduce myself to you. My name is K S Lee, managing director of a company called Sensyline Co, Ltd in Korea. Sensyline has been developing and manufacturing an unparalleled tolilet stool for several years in this industry and have finalized a remarkable development for agreeable execrement of human being.
This new stool instrument for the mankind health looks like bidet which is becoming popular these days, but has far better real functions to prevent all kinds of diseases related to human anus. This product can clean not only the human anal part which is a main function of bidet, but also rinse the inside of rectum clearly by the function of the centralized rotating bubble water sprayer(USA invention patent US6526602 B2).
As Sensy product can prevent all people from anus-related diseases like constipation, congested files inside of rectum, hemorrhoid etc., it is approved as a medical instrument by Korea Food & Drug Administration. For the easy and convenient use of all the people, the product applies a simple manual lever-working device together with button style, so that anyone can use it without taking any risk of lightening obstacle, eyesight handicap. Besides these, the practical instrument has a lot of advantages such as safety, durability and economy respects.
For the detail product information, I would like you to visit the English website www.sensyline.co.kr You will find the health-related instrument incredibly practical and absolutely necessary in the every household for the complete release from the anus-related sufferings.
Now, we are looking for our distributors who are able to promote this product in a effective way in your country. You will be given a lot of good opportunities to make money selling the reliable quality product in an easy and convenient manner. If you are interested in distributing this special product, please feel free to contact me. Upon your interest in this product, detail business information will be advised, accordingly.
I hope that we can have a chance to start a business to our mutual benefits under the reliable business environment in the near future and you can experience an agreeable execrement . Thank you for your time and attention into the product in advance.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Sincerely yours,
K S Lee/managing director
Basically, its a toilet seat that squirts a jet of water up your poopshoot. Not towards or on your anus, but into the anus like a super soaker pumped almost the the point of bursting. It's rotating water too, so it kind of shakes loose everthing inside of you and you just let loose. There's a video on their english site, here (http://eng.sensyline.co.kr/index.asp). I suggest reading the e-mail below, and checking out the video (use IE) on their site.
E-mail below is actual and unedited. Gotta love the engrish in it.
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Subject: Looking for new bidet featuring rectum washing
Dear Sir or Madum,
Could you do me a favor by sparing a few minutes for the creative development for me?
First of all, please allow me to introduce myself to you. My name is K S Lee, managing director of a company called Sensyline Co, Ltd in Korea. Sensyline has been developing and manufacturing an unparalleled tolilet stool for several years in this industry and have finalized a remarkable development for agreeable execrement of human being.
This new stool instrument for the mankind health looks like bidet which is becoming popular these days, but has far better real functions to prevent all kinds of diseases related to human anus. This product can clean not only the human anal part which is a main function of bidet, but also rinse the inside of rectum clearly by the function of the centralized rotating bubble water sprayer(USA invention patent US6526602 B2).
As Sensy product can prevent all people from anus-related diseases like constipation, congested files inside of rectum, hemorrhoid etc., it is approved as a medical instrument by Korea Food & Drug Administration. For the easy and convenient use of all the people, the product applies a simple manual lever-working device together with button style, so that anyone can use it without taking any risk of lightening obstacle, eyesight handicap. Besides these, the practical instrument has a lot of advantages such as safety, durability and economy respects.
For the detail product information, I would like you to visit the English website www.sensyline.co.kr You will find the health-related instrument incredibly practical and absolutely necessary in the every household for the complete release from the anus-related sufferings.
Now, we are looking for our distributors who are able to promote this product in a effective way in your country. You will be given a lot of good opportunities to make money selling the reliable quality product in an easy and convenient manner. If you are interested in distributing this special product, please feel free to contact me. Upon your interest in this product, detail business information will be advised, accordingly.
I hope that we can have a chance to start a business to our mutual benefits under the reliable business environment in the near future and you can experience an agreeable execrement . Thank you for your time and attention into the product in advance.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Sincerely yours,
K S Lee/managing director