Porn Poetry

[Bed-Breaker]

Some Pussies R Tight & Fit Like a Glove
Some R Loose & No Good 4 Love
The Way for Fuckin' & Kepping U Fitter
Is Rolling Her Over & Banging Her Shitter!

[CheeseMonkeys]

Hey, well it rhymes.

[Bed-Breaker]

Hey a fan of my poetry?
Good to know they have intelligent and cultured fuckers in New Hampshire.
Now I know why they are instrumental in picking a Presidential nominee !

[spootinsteve]

Rub, rub, rub your cunt
gently on my cock.
Faster faster faste faster
im as hard as a rock.

[CheeseMonkeys]

Hey a fan of my poetry?
Good to know they have intelligent and cultured fuckers in New Hampshire.
Now I know why they are instrumental in picking a Presidential nominee !
Newhampshire rocks your penis!!

[keagan SA]

dis is for a gyal to sing

beat me bash me bite my bum
ill whip you strip you till you come
fuck me suck me lick me out
pull my tits and hear me shout

then theres the old mc donald one
(for those of u who dnt know it)
old mc donald sitting on a bench
picking his balls with a monkey wrench
the wrench got hot and burnt his balls
now hes pissing in his overalls
he went to the doctor the doctor said
sorry sir your balls are dead
when i die bury me
hang my balls on a cherry tree
when theyre ripe
take a bite
dont blame me if your sick all night

I used to know loads more but forgot em all!!

[PestControl]

Abraham Lincoln was a good old man. He hopped out the window with his dick in hand. he said, "Excuse me ladies, just doing my duty so why not pull down your pants and give me some booty."



You don't need to use a condom
You don't need a dental dam
You don't need to say "I Love You" or "Here's Fifty
Dollars, Ma'am."

Don't need to spring for dinner,
Or wear all that sexy stuff
All you need's a set of fingers and a wanker or a muff
'Cause everybody's doin' it, all across the land
Masturbators Of America, Give Yourselves A Hand!

It's natural, and organic
It's easy and it's fun
If you don't know how to do it ask your parents how it's done
You don't need a special license

You don't need a special skill
Just unzip and slip your grip between your hips and get a thrill
'Cause everybody's doin' it, and boy does it feel grand,
Masturbators of America, Give Yourselves a Hand!

(Musical bridge, with lots of suggestive dance moves on the
ROCKER'S part. For instance, he does that one bit where you
jump backwards on one leg while playing air guitar, except that
instead of playing air guitar he's stroking air wanker.)

You can do it in the bathroom
You can do it in your bed
You can do it at a concert while you watch the Grateful Dead
You can rub it with some lotion

You can stroke it with a cloth
Arnold Shwartzenegger pounds it, Michael Jackson jacks it off
Your attitude will soften, your horizons will expand.
Masturbators of America, Give Yourself a Hand

[josh_moore1]

Abraham Lincoln was a good old man. He hopped out the window with his dick in hand. he said, "Excuse me ladies, just doing my duty so why not pull down your pants and give me some booty."



You don't need to use a condom
You don't need a dental dam
You don't need to say "I Love You" or "Here's Fifty
Dollars, Ma'am."

Don't need to spring for dinner,
Or wear all that sexy stuff
All you need's a set of fingers and a wanker or a muff
'Cause everybody's doin' it, all across the land
Masturbators Of America, Give Yourselves A Hand!

It's natural, and organic
It's easy and it's fun
If you don't know how to do it ask your parents how it's done
You don't need a special license

You don't need a special skill
Just unzip and slip your grip between your hips and get a thrill
'Cause everybody's doin' it, and boy does it feel grand,
Masturbators of America, Give Yourselves a Hand!

(Musical bridge, with lots of suggestive dance moves on the
ROCKER'S part. For instance, he does that one bit where you
jump backwards on one leg while playing air guitar, except that
instead of playing air guitar he's stroking air wanker.)

You can do it in the bathroom
You can do it in your bed
You can do it at a concert while you watch the Grateful Dead
You can rub it with some lotion

You can stroke it with a cloth
Arnold Shwartzenegger pounds it, Michael Jackson jacks it off
Your attitude will soften, your horizons will expand.
Masturbators of America, Give Yourself a Hand




that to damn long and don't mention michael jackson that just gay if you wrote poetry about whacking your self off then kill your self which you did

[titan0702]

There is a poem that my brother had shown me a couple years ago and I can't remember any of it except for the end- all was dark and murky...and then i stuffed the turkey- it made it seem like the guy was about to have sex, any help?


I talked to my brother and he found it, so here it is...

He laid her on the table
So white, clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat
he rubbed her here and there.
he touched her neck and then her breast
and then drooling felt her thigh.
the slit was wet and all was set,
he gave a joyous cry.
the hole was wide... he looked inside
all was dark and murky
he rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...

and then he stuffed the turkey.

[Bed-Breaker]

hey guys these poems are Shit............HOT !
I said Shit Hot. Really good. Well Done you guys.
Keep em' coming !!!!!!!!!

[Bed-Breaker]

There Was a Girl from Ealing,
Who Had no Sexual Feeling,
Till she Met a Sports Jock who Made her Bed Rock,
Now She has to be Scraped from the Ceiling...