Whats up with the joke this week

[Amni]

i dont know if you all read the jokes but i do. and i totally dont get this one. can someone help me out

A blind man was traveling in his private jet when he detected something was wrong. He made his way to the cockpit and got no response from his pilot. The blind guy then found the radio and started calling the tower. "Help! Help!" The tower came back and asked, "What's the problem?" The blind guy yelled, "Help me! I'm blind... the pilot is dead, and we're flying upside down!" The tower comes back and asked, "How do you know you're upside down?" "Because the $hit is running down my back!"

[Sherlock]

They guy is shitting himself. He is upside down so its running down his back.

[shawneboy]

They guy is shitting himself. He is upside down so its running down his back.

Funny because I came here looking for an answer about that joke too. It seriously sucked.

[dudeinanigloo]

i dont know if you all read the jokes but i do. and i totally dont get this one. can someone help me out

A blind man was traveling in his private jet when he detected something was wrong. He made his way to the cockpit and got no response from his pilot. The blind guy then found the radio and started calling the tower. "Help! Help!" The tower came back and asked, "What's the problem?" The blind guy yelled, "Help me! I'm blind... the pilot is dead, and we're flying upside down!" The tower comes back and asked, "How do you know you're upside down?" "Because the $hit is running down my back!"
I got the joke, but it's just really dumb. It defies so many laws of physics that it boggles the mind. Let me explain:

Unless the blind man had some really powerful magnetic boots, he would not be able to walk on the floor while the plane was flying upside down. A passenger jet, such as the one described in the joke, would take a considerable amount of time to bank 180 degrees. This is not usually attempted by passenger jet pilots, given the level of stupidity involved. By the time this is achieved, the blind man's body, being attracted to the centre of the Earth by gravity, would experience a force directed towards the lowest point in the plane. Now, let's assume the plane is actually flying upside down, and that the blind man hasn't seriously injured himself getting to a rest position on the roof of the plane's passenger compartment. By the time the blind man gets inside the cockpit (assuming that he doesn't trip on the door frame, or that the door is open), he will find that all the instruments will be on the "roof", and he will have to reach up to access them. When he contacts the control tower, contrary to the context of the joke, the shit will not be "running down [his] back"; rather, it will be running down his pants. This is common to most other occurrences of defecation, when, of course, the person in question is standing on the planet Earth in an upright position.

Again, the joke is just stupid, and explaining it doesn't make it any funnier. However, hopefully anyone who didn't get it has had their questions answered fully.

Edit:
Funny because I came here looking for an answer about that joke too. It seriously sucked.
There's your answer. ^^

[doorknobopener]

Ummm so how many other people are taking this joke too seirously?

[dudeinanigloo]

Ummm so how many other people are taking this joke too seirously?
I'm not taking the joke seriously, I just felt compelled to type a really really complicated explanation of how it wouldn't work in the real world. That's all.

[Heresy]

Yeah I didn't understand it either. I thought I was really stupid.

[DeftonesBoy]

I got the joke, but it's just really dumb. It defies so many laws of physics that it boggles the mind. Let me explain:

Unless the blind man had some really powerful magnetic boots, he would not be able to walk on the floor while the plane was flying upside down. A passenger jet, such as the one described in the joke, would take a considerable amount of time to bank 180 degrees. This is not usually attempted by passenger jet pilots, given the level of stupidity involved. By the time this is achieved, the blind man's body, being attracted to the centre of the Earth by gravity, would experience a force directed towards the lowest point in the plane. Now, let's assume the plane is actually flying upside down, and that the blind man hasn't seriously injured himself getting to a rest position on the roof of the plane's passenger compartment. By the time the blind man gets inside the cockpit (assuming that he doesn't trip on the door frame, or that the door is open), he will find that all the instruments will be on the "roof", and he will have to reach up to access them. When he contacts the control tower, contrary to the context of the joke, the shit will not be "running down [his] back"; rather, it will be running down his pants. This is common to most other occurrences of defecation, when, of course, the person in question is standing on the planet Earth in an upright position.

Again, the joke is just stupid, and explaining it doesn't make it any funnier. However, hopefully anyone who didn't get it has had their questions answered fully.

Edit:

There's your answer. ^^

Actually if the plane is upside-down and he is still on the floor standing up (Impossibly) then the shit would technically run up his back which to a first-person veiwer would appear to be running downward his back.

[a_brainless_guy]

It seriously sucked.

Agreed. It was kinda crappy. I thought this weeks jokes were better though.

[wastintime]

i just found the idea of a shit runnin down the guys back amusin, considerin he was bout to slam into the ground like a fuckin dart!

[BamBamX]

I got the joke, but it's just really dumb. It defies so many laws of physics that it boggles the mind. Let me explain:

Unless the blind man had some really powerful magnetic boots, he would not be able to walk on the floor while the plane was flying upside down. A passenger jet, such as the one described in the joke, would take a considerable amount of time to bank 180 degrees. This is not usually attempted by passenger jet pilots, given the level of stupidity involved. By the time this is achieved, the blind man's body, being attracted to the centre of the Earth by gravity, would experience a force directed towards the lowest point in the plane. Now, let's assume the plane is actually flying upside down, and that the blind man hasn't seriously injured himself getting to a rest position on the roof of the plane's passenger compartment. By the time the blind man gets inside the cockpit (assuming that he doesn't trip on the door frame, or that the door is open), he will find that all the instruments will be on the "roof", and he will have to reach up to access them. When he contacts the control tower, contrary to the context of the joke, the shit will not be "running down [his] back"; rather, it will be running down his pants. This is common to most other occurrences of defecation, when, of course, the person in question is standing on the planet Earth in an upright position.

Again, the joke is just stupid, and explaining it doesn't make it any funnier. However, hopefully anyone who didn't get it has had their questions answered fully.

Edit:

There's your answer. ^^


Did you bother to consider that he is still in his chair from his seatbelt?

[zamphir66]

Did you bother to consider that he is still in his chair from his seatbelt?

Well then how would he get to the cockpit to call the tower?

[NormLksT3hPenar]

You guys won't believe me for saying this, but that's my school, Mike Glambin lives in my sub, rides my bus, and raindrop's real name is Matt.

lulz

[zamphir66]

^ Huh?........

[JagerX2]

You guys won't believe me for saying this, but that's my school, Mike Glambin lives in my sub, rides my bus, and raindrop's real name is Matt.

lulz


Holy entirely wrong thread and complete irrelevancy, Batman!

[dudeinanigloo]

Did you bother to consider that he is still in his chair from his seatbelt?
You don't wear your seatbelt during flight - only during takeoff and landing. So yes, I did consider it.

[BamBamX]

He is blind, why would he take it off? And you also wear a seatbelt during wind turbulence and storms. It's obvious he was still in his seat because of his seatbelt. Why are you even trying to deny it?

[Farout]

OK END ALL SPECULATION. blind man gets out of his seat....goes to see pilot is dead...he braces himself in the (SMALLLLL) cockpit, meaning he can hold his arms out and touch the ceiling. He's braced and tells that the shit is going down his back adding humor to a bad situation. seriously thats cold hearted. even weirder is how the pilot died

[MasterChief17]

I got the joke, but it's just really dumb. It defies so many laws of physics that it boggles the mind. Let me explain:

Unless the blind man had some really powerful magnetic boots, he would not be able to walk on the floor while the plane was flying upside down. A passenger jet, such as the one described in the joke, would take a considerable amount of time to bank 180 degrees. This is not usually attempted by passenger jet pilots, given the level of stupidity involved. By the time this is achieved, the blind man's body, being attracted to the centre of the Earth by gravity, would experience a force directed towards the lowest point in the plane. Now, let's assume the plane is actually flying upside down, and that the blind man hasn't seriously injured himself getting to a rest position on the roof of the plane's passenger compartment. By the time the blind man gets inside the cockpit (assuming that he doesn't trip on the door frame, or that the door is open), he will find that all the instruments will be on the "roof", and he will have to reach up to access them. When he contacts the control tower, contrary to the context of the joke, the shit will not be "running down [his] back"; rather, it will be running down his pants. This is common to most other occurrences of defecation, when, of course, the person in question is standing on the planet Earth in an upright position.

Again, the joke is just stupid, and explaining it doesn't make it any funnier. However, hopefully anyone who didn't get it has had their questions answered fully.

Edit:

There's your answer. ^^

Shut the fuck up.

[BamBamX]

OK END ALL SPECULATION. blind man gets out of his seat....goes to see pilot is dead...he braces himself in the (SMALLLLL) cockpit, meaning he can hold his arms out and touch the ceiling. He's braced and tells that the shit is going down his back adding humor to a bad situation. seriously thats cold hearted. even weirder is how the pilot died

He goes to see if the pilot is dead? He's blind, how would he do that?

The joke said he used a radio and he got no response.

[Refuse]

Lmao...
I have never seen so many people analyze a joke so much in my life. It's kind of pathetic in an amusing sort of way. Kinda like retards running into each other over and over again.

[DeftonesBoy]

He goes to see if the pilot is dead? He's blind, how would he do that?

The joke said he used a radio and he got no response.

You sir, are a fucking moron.

[MEINENFREUER]

You're all pathetic for your strange poop theories. It's just a joke - get over your "Unless the blind man had some really powerful magnetic boots, he would not be able to walk on the floor while the plane was flying upside down. A passenger jet, such as the one described in the joke, would take a considerable amount of time to bank 180 degrees," theories.


"By the time this is achieved, the blind man's body, being attracted to the centre of the Earth by gravity, would experience a force directed towards the lowest point in the plane. Now, let's assume the plane is actually flying upside down, and that the blind man hasn't seriously injured himself getting to a rest position on the roof of the plane's passenger compartment. By the time the blind man gets inside the cockpit (assuming that he doesn't trip on the door frame, or that the door is open), he will find that all the instruments will be on the "roof", and he will have to reach up to access them. When he contacts the control tower, contrary to the context of the joke, the shit will not be "running down [his] back"; rather, it will be running down his pants. This is common to most other occurrences of defecation, when, of course, the person in question is standing on the planet Earth in an upright position."

NO WAY!

[DeftonesBoy]

"By the time this is achieved, the blind man's body, being attracted to the centre of the Earth by gravity, would experience a force directed towards the lowest point in the plane. Now, let's assume the plane is actually flying upside down, and that the blind man hasn't seriously injured himself getting to a rest position on the roof of the plane's passenger compartment. By the time the blind man gets inside the cockpit (assuming that he doesn't trip on the door frame, or that the door is open), he will find that all the instruments will be on the "roof", and he will have to reach up to access them. When he contacts the control tower, contrary to the context of the joke, the shit will not be "running down [his] back"; rather, it will be running down his pants. This is common to most other occurrences of defecation, when, of course, the person in question is standing on the planet Earth in an upright position."

NO WAY!

I'll tell you what's relatively complicated. The post between your two posts is invisible!