gringo63
12-08-2005, 01:36 PM
Once upon a time there was a guy walking along on all fours. He comes to another man who he knows. This mans says to the man on all fours, mate, what the fuck are you doing crawling around on your knees? The guy on his knees looks up at him and says, "I'm a turtle, I'm a turtle". The guy looks at him and goes , "ahhh yeah righto" and off he went.
Next day comes and the same thing happens. The guy asks him again, "Mate, what the HELL are you doing crawling around like that?", "I'm a turtle, I'm a turtle". The guy goes, "mate, you've lost your fucken mind, cya later".
Third day comes. Same thing again. "Mate, what are you doing? " , "I'm a turtle, I'm a turtle". The guy looks at him and goes, "That's it, it's official, you're totally off your head, crazy, stupid" and off he goes.
Fourth day, the guy comes around the corner on all fours again, this time he's got a girl on his back. The man says to him, "I thought you'd lost your mind before, but this one really takes the cake. What the FUCK are you doing now?" The guy says to him, "I'm a turtle, I'm a turtle". The other guy goes to him "But yeah, what's that on your backl?" The guy looks up at him and say, "Oh, that's MICHELLE!".
Next day comes and the same thing happens. The guy asks him again, "Mate, what the HELL are you doing crawling around like that?", "I'm a turtle, I'm a turtle". The guy goes, "mate, you've lost your fucken mind, cya later".
Third day comes. Same thing again. "Mate, what are you doing? " , "I'm a turtle, I'm a turtle". The guy looks at him and goes, "That's it, it's official, you're totally off your head, crazy, stupid" and off he goes.
Fourth day, the guy comes around the corner on all fours again, this time he's got a girl on his back. The man says to him, "I thought you'd lost your mind before, but this one really takes the cake. What the FUCK are you doing now?" The guy says to him, "I'm a turtle, I'm a turtle". The other guy goes to him "But yeah, what's that on your backl?" The guy looks up at him and say, "Oh, that's MICHELLE!".