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Glen Quagmire
12-09-2005, 05:23 PM
POST ALL JOKES HERE-

heres one to get the mood started- If a girl with big boobs works at hooters were does a girl with 1 leg work?

IHOP!
NazFer
12-09-2005, 07:40 PM
Two muffins are sitting in an oven.
One muffin turns to the other one and says "Man, it's hot in here."
The other muffin turns to the other and says "HOLY SHIT a talking muffin!"
:boink:
Glen Quagmire
12-09-2005, 07:57 PM
NICE ONE BUT I GOT YA WITH THIS ONE-

Whats long, black and smelly?

A welfare line
NazFer
12-10-2005, 01:20 AM
Nope mine was better.
dark_lotus_999
12-15-2005, 12:01 AM
Why'd the woman cross the road?
Nevermind that, what's the bitch doing out of the kitchen.

What do say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
LuckyCharms
12-15-2005, 12:15 AM
why did grandma cross the road?

who knows grandma got run over by a reindeer

yeah its lame but it just poped in my head when i saw this
JeffLynne
12-18-2005, 12:50 AM
Hear about the two contented irish gays?

Ones name was Thomas Fitzpatrick and the other was Patrick Fitzthomas
refoops
12-18-2005, 01:03 AM
Did you hear about the irish tapdancer? He fell down the sink.
dudeinanigloo
12-18-2005, 04:50 AM
Why did they send a woman into space?
The dishwasher was too heavy.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but I don't know how the hell they got in there...
dookiehead
12-18-2005, 10:18 PM
What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
josh_moore1
12-19-2005, 12:40 AM
Your Jokes Are Gay
josh_moore1
12-19-2005, 12:40 AM
Your Jokes Are Gay ALL OF THEM NOW THAT THE FUNNIEST JOKE HHAAHAHAHHAAHAAHHAHAHHAAH
BITCHES
50%rican
12-19-2005, 12:43 AM
Your Jokes Are Gay ALL OF THEM NOW THAT THE FUNNIEST JOKE HHAAHAHAHHAAHAAHHAHAHHAAH
BITCHES

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