Shelby

[LimaZima]

--- A father wanted to read a magazine but was being bothered by his little girl, Shelby. She wanted to know what the United States looked like. Finally, he tore a sheet out of his new magazine on which was printed the map of the country. Tearing it into small pieces, he gave it to Shelby, and said, "Go into the other room and see if you can put this together. This will show you our whole country today." After a few minutes, Shelby returned and handed him the map correctly fitted together. The father was surprised and asked how she had finished so quickly. "Oh," she said, "on the other side of the paper is a picture of Jesus. When I got all of Jesus back where He belonged, then our country just came together."

[BaxterII]

awwww, that's so cuuute

[BrianPeppersFTW]

--- A father wanted to read a magazine but was being bothered by his little girl, Shelby. She wanted to know what the United States looked like. Finally, he tore a sheet out of his new magazine on which was printed the map of the country. Tearing it into small pieces, he gave it to Shelby, and said, "Go into the other room and see if you can put this together. This will show you our whole country today." After a few minutes, Shelby returned and handed him the map correctly fitted together. The father was surprised and asked how she had finished so quickly. "Oh," she said, "on the other side of the paper is a picture of Jesus. When I got all of Jesus back where He belonged, then our country just came together."


Yeah, uh, what's for damn sure is that the United States needs to be brought together through the acceptance of diversity in terms of religion, race, etc., not the uniform "lets all love jesus christ". So unless Jesus is holding hands with Buddha, Allah, Ganesh, Chuck Norris, etc., i give this joke a BOO.
(unless i'm reading this joke wrong)

[Eminem]

Yeah, uh, what's for damn sure is that the United States needs to be brought together through the acceptance of diversity in terms of religion, race, etc., not the uniform "lets all love jesus christ". So unless Jesus is holding hands with Buddha, Allah, Ganesh, Chuck Norris, etc., i give this joke a BOO.
(unless i'm reading this joke wrong)


You, sir, are an idiot. Everyone knows that Chuck Norris is Jesus. He just pretended to die so he wouldn't have to sign all the autographs.

[BrianPeppersFTW]

You, sir, are an idiot. Everyone knows that Chuck Norris is Jesus. He just pretended to die so he wouldn't have to sign all the autographs.


Good sir, the secret to the picture is Chuck Norris killed a hippy and then roundhouse kicked his face into the shape of jesus so that the masquerade is held.