A fake cyber I did

[Hexxaex]

First post here. Made this in my music program (Ares). It includes a chat, and there's a hell of a lot of sex chat rooms.

I named myself "BigTits", because I could go either way with eventually revealing I'm a man with manboobs.

smoker:
was up
BigTits:
Nothing much, just playing some D&D
smoker:
do you have any pic
BigTits:
Nope
smoker:
how old are you
BigTits:
43
smoker:
are you single
BigTits:
Yep
smoker:
would you like to have a bf
BigTits:
yse
smoker:
how do you look
BigTits:
i have big boobs
smoker:
could i see them
BigTits:
(.)(.)
BigTits:
there
smoker:
no for reals
BigTits:
there they are
smoker:
so whats your name
smoker:
they dont look so real
BigTits:
My name is dexter
smoker:
are you a male or a female
BigTits:
both
smoker:
what
BigTits:
i am both
BigTits:
i have tits and a shlong
smoker:
im not like that so fuck off bitch
BigTits:
I love you
BigTits:
marry me
BigTits:
and we can play dungeons and dragons all day
BigTits:
together
BigTits:
you and i
smoker:
fuck you
BigTits:
I love you
BigTits:
come on
BigTits:
you make my mages glow with magic
BigTits:
baby?
BigTits:
come on, we could paint figures all day
smoker:
you suck to much cock it went in to your brain
BigTits:
I like you
BigTits:
Honestly, you would make an awesome warrior painter
BigTits:
we could do the battle of eris-therne all over again
BigTits:
Re-enact it like the makers intended
smoker:
fuck what you say
BigTits:
imagine your dwarves against my elves
BigTits:
my elves have this awesome formation tactic with their +6 boots of speed
smoker:
fuck you bitch hole homosexual girl
BigTits:
And if you used dwarves with +12 helmets of strength...
BigTits:
wow, it's orgasmic just thinking of it
BigTits:
dwarves, elves!
BigTits:
ohh baby
BigTits:
You there?

[Keenan]

Wow, you went on for a long time. I think you enjoyed it a tad too much.

[Ænema]

Wow, you went on for a long time. I think you enjoyed it a tad too much.
No kidding. You must have a lot of free time.

[PestControl]

WTFWT......? You could have done better........it wasnt funny at all...next time have a fake picture ready......lead him on more......fucken nOObs......

[doorknobopener]

Yeah, next time you do something lead him on more, and have a fake pic ready.

For your first time it was ok

[Wild Phoenix]

Wow, you went on for a long time. I think you enjoyed it a tad too much.
He was pulling a prank five minutes ago. Now he's just on vacation.

[boast]

wow, strong gayness.

[mathue]

sorry, but theres only one bloodninja.

[NazFer]

sorry, but theres only one bloodninja.
Bloodninja is the shit. Pure and simple.

[navid]

SO THAT WAS YOU??
not.
bloodninja > *

[KicktheBaby]

it wasnt funny, it wasnt bloodninja

[baldzone]

bloodninja is way better...