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tiink3rbell
02-03-2006, 08:31 AM
hey i want to know if anyone knows of a soundboard that can sound like a mom or somthing im staying home from school and the school always calls around 11 they call the house first and if nobody pics up then they call the cellphones... so all the school asks is if they know their daughters staying home today and if shes ok and then they say good bye... if anyone knows a sound board that sounds like a femal speaking like a normal person please post asap
Teetharegay
02-03-2006, 11:40 AM
hahah pwned! Do they know your voice?
shibbyshibby
02-03-2006, 05:04 PM
how about you record your mom talking and make her say something like "yes hes home today." so ask your mom something thatll make her say that.

or just get a friends recording
MPMaster
02-04-2006, 08:42 PM
or you could do it the ghetto way and use Microsoft sam. He is a program just about every windows computer has. Go into Control Panel; Sounds, Speech, Audio Deviese; Then some thing with voice. You type in what you want it to say then it preview. If you just need an okay it's perfect. Also because it's over the phone it doesn't sound so bad. or go to www.fatsteam.com then in the other section there is something called talk it. That has different voices.
nirvana
02-04-2006, 08:55 PM
Squeeze your balls and answer the phone. Works for Michael Jackson. Works for you.
BaxterII
02-05-2006, 12:46 AM
Deepen your voice to sound like your dad!
colerain
02-05-2006, 06:09 PM
Do the same as that one kid did............He used the doctor phil soundboard to sound like his dad.
tiink3rbell
03-02-2006, 10:20 AM
lol... thanks for the suggestions.. though the grabbing my balls one didnt work since im a girl..

i decided to use a doctor phil soundboard which works great cause all the school asks is "Im calling to confirm your daughter being absent?" and dr phil says yes and then she says OH ok have a nice day... its worked great 3 times and im doing it again today.. thanks for the help

p.s.
to bad dr phil dont say good bye on his soundboard but whatever..
kkevvy
03-17-2006, 07:23 PM
lol... thanks for the suggestions.. though the grabbing my balls one didnt work since im a girl..

i decided to use a doctor phil soundboard which works great cause all the school asks is "Im calling to confirm your daughter being absent?" and dr phil says yes and then she says OH ok have a nice day... its worked great 3 times and im doing it again today.. thanks for the help

Ah, the degenerative youth of America.

High five for US!
oklahomachik
03-23-2006, 11:10 PM
Anyone Know Where To Get Stink Bombs!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Citronic27
03-24-2006, 09:57 AM
Anyone Know Where To Get Stink Bombs!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!Er... a joke shop!? Use your brain
OLIAX
03-24-2006, 03:33 PM
lol... thanks for the suggestions.. though the grabbing my balls one didnt work since im a girl...

grab mine then...
manwithnoname
03-26-2006, 01:05 PM
lol... thanks for the suggestions.. though the grabbing my balls one didnt work since im a girl..

DIS!oh dis dis dis
manwithnoname
03-26-2006, 01:06 PM
Anyone Know Where To Get Stink Bombs!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

i got some in chinatown
oklahomachik
03-27-2006, 06:26 PM
well for one i live in fucking OKLAHOMA!! not chinatown,.......and we dont have jokeshops in ardmore thanx i was using my brain but sum1 told me i could get them at hobby-lobby.....WTF?

layta holla back young-n's
aaron1164
03-29-2006, 06:43 PM
lol just use an arnold or judge judy soundboard ;)