I don't get this joke...

[a l e xjamesK]

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy." The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus... so shut the hell up."

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rubber?

[Yalofa]

rubber=condom

[ryan41]

rubber is a nickname for a condom....get it now...?

[a l e xjamesK]

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ok then

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[anothermoron]

Hooray for explaining sexually explicit jokes to minors.

[Dorayaki]

I think we may have go a step further with this pre-pubescent lad. Stick is just another euphemism for penis, child. The blind man's retort could be translated as: "Had you known the virtues of birth control, namely sheathing your reproductive organ with a prophylactic during intercourse, your wife would not have generated such an alarming quantity of offsprings, thereby freeing up sufficient passenger space in the mass transit vehicle. So please refrain from your unwarranted vocal complaints as I have wittily turned your vitriolic remarks against you through the clever usage of double entendres--even though I'm visually impaired and couldn't possibly have known how many fucking kids you have."

[Refuse]

I think we may have go a step further with this pre-pubescent lad. Stick is just another euphemism for penis, child. The blind man's retort could be translated as: "Had you known the virtues of birth control, namely sheathing your reproductive organ with a prophylactic during intercourse, your wife would not have generated such an alarming quantity of offsprings, thereby freeing up sufficient passenger space in the mass transit vehicle. So please refrain from your unwarranted vocal complaints as I have wittily turned your vitriolic remarks against you through the clever usage of double entendres--even though I'm visually impaired and couldn't possibly have known how many fucking kids you have."

That explanation was the epitome of greatness...lmao

[Weezel]

That explanation was the epitome of greatness...lmao

I bet he still doesn't get it.