A gay Wrestler... whoda thunk it??

[bones II]

Wrestler comes out of the closet.
who'd have thought a guy that likes grappling with greasy oily men would be gay?



The following is from wrestlingnewsworld.com

At the recent Blood, Sweat, and Ears wrestling and music festival in Ontario, Canada, Chris Kanyon shocked the crowd by revealing he is ***. Below is an excerpt from the official BSE website where he bashes WWE and calls Vince McMahon "Satan McMahon":

At this time Chris Kanyon requested a few minutes to speak to the crowd. In an emotional delivery, Chris Kanyon said that he believes that the reason he was fired from WWE was not because of cutbacks, not because they didn't have a storyline for him, or any other reason you might have heard. Following some very nasty words for WWE and Satan McMahon, Kanyon revealed to the crowd that he believes that he was fired because the higher ups in WWE found out that he is ***. Kanyon then said he was tired of living in the closet and announced to the awestruck crowd that he was in fact a homosexual. He said he couldn't live another day living the lie. He then pronounced himself as the first openly *** professional wrestler in the industry. He then went on to say that he chose to be the real Chris Kanyon, and the fans had to chose whether they wanted to boo him or cheer him. Either way it was their choice and life is about choices. He was finally happy that he made his. Tonight would be the first time that Chris Kanyon wrestled with the weight off his shoulders.

[Victor Franko]

Yet another reason why I don't watch wrestling anymore.

[Just Spurplin]

Ooo, should be a poll if you think he will be booed or cheered.

I vote booed.

[bones II]

Ooo, should be a poll if you think he will be booed or cheered.

I vote booed.

I vote Unemployed.

[firepiss]

IMO. WWE doesn't hate gays like Chris Kanyon says. Chris Kanyon is just pissed off the WWE didn't push him and they cut him out of the blue. WWE does that to many wrestlers.

Pat Paterson is gay and he still has a job with the WWE. Pat is a very good friend with Vince.

Chris Kanyon coming out shocked me. I never thought he was gay.

[Kyuu]

Bahahahahaha... Wrestling has and always will be gay,

[seansean]

Well ofcourse he is gay i am sure alot of them are. They are frickin "thethpians thilly!" I mean for gods sake they are oiled up muscle bound ACTORS. Shit, they are one step away from gay porn as it is. That might be the next stop for this roided homo.
I never liked that fake shit and I never will. The same as if I found out they were scripting football games I would cease to watch the NFL.
Wrastlin, fuckin spare me.

[firepiss]

Well ofcourse he is gay i am sure alot of them are. They are frickin "thethpians thilly!" I mean for gods sake they are oiled up muscle bound ACTORS. Shit, they are one step away from gay porn as it is. That might be the next stop for this roided homo.
I never liked that fake shit and I never will. The same as if I found out they were scripting football games I would cease to watch the NFL.
Wrastlin, fuckin spare me.


I use to say the same thing about 10 years ago until I gave WWE/F a chance and realized it's very entetaining. You might also.

[_Joe]

THis guy is a professional wrestler? Okay, i dont care then, becuase that's not wrestling.

[K9Feces]

Chris Kanyon has a major lisp, I always suspected he was gay.

[Canty]

Do you reckon he's the giver or the taker?

[Daucus Karota]

There is nothing more homo than Wrestling

[Masterbasser412]

I used to watch the WWF like..3 years ago, and I thought it was pretty cool. I haven't watched it in awhile but I have twice in the past month or so, and I saw 2 things. 1. Ppl having sex in the ring. 2. Midgits wresting. Wtf happened..?

[poopchow]

Being gay and wrestling is like being a dude in a mud wrestle... its pure lunacy!!!

[2y4life]

IMO. WWE doesn't hate gays like Chris Kanyon says. Chris Kanyon is just pissed off the WWE didn't push him and they cut him out of the blue. WWE does that to many wrestlers.

Pat Paterson is gay and he still has a job with the WWE. Pat is a very good friend with Vince.

Chris Kanyon coming out shocked me. I never thought he was gay.
Pat Patterson is gay but he's no longer working for Vince. He quit about almost a year ago.

As for Kanyon, remember, this is pro wrestling. All this is was an angle. It's his new gimmick. He's not really gay.

[bones II]

Pat Patterson is gay but he's no longer working for Vince. He quit about almost a year ago.

As for Kanyon, remember, this is pro wrestling. All this is was an angle. It's his new gimmick. He's not really gay.

is this the brokenback kanyon angle?

[ego74]

Patterson retired after a long career in the wwe. He was there back in the 70's when they were the wwwf.

Kanyon is a helleva performer, though the was great as a DDP knockoff, positively Kanyon.

[bones II]

Patterson retired after a long career in the wwe. He was there back in the 70's when they were the wwwf.

Kanyon is a helleva performer, though the was great as a DDP knockoff, positively Kanyon.

ah i think he should come out in dustin runnels old gimmick.

[wsuwarrior]

I vote Unemployed.

doubt it especially that he came out. Its illegal to fire someone because they are gay...and even if they fire him for some other reason, he has a damn good chance of winning a lawsuit no matter what.

[firepiss]

Kanyon is a helleva performer, though the was great as a DDP knockoff, positively Kanyon.

I loved that Kaynon DDP gimmick. It was funny.

[Borg 2]

of course weve all heard the hbk rumours

[MalYoung]

I loved that Kaynon DDP gimmick. It was funny.
Love your Avy man, even though I rooted against him last night because I have Kurt Angle, I still love the deadman

[bones II]

of course weve all heard the hbk rumours

they guy above you stole your ministry avatar.

[firepiss]

they guy above you stole your ministry avatar.

I didn't steal shit. I made this gif all by myself. Asshole.

Love your Avy man, even though I rooted against him last night because I have Kurt Angle, I still love the deadman

Thanks.

[bones II]

I didn't steal shit. I made this gif all by myself. Asshole.



Thanks.

i was being sarcastic and it's never been done before on a million wrestling sites has it assbag?

[firepiss]

i was being sarcastic and it's never been done before on a million wrestling sites has it assbag?

How in the hell would I have known your being sarcastic with your post? You didn't give me a good answer, asshole.

[bones II]

How in the hell would I have known your being sarcastic with your post? You didn't give me a good answer, asshole.

go play with your hulk hogan action figure.

[the masterpiece]

holy shit lol, i read the word Chris then i was like oh god no, dont tell me chris benoit is gay, then i saw Kanyon and said well who cares about the guy. WALK IT OFF PUSSY....

[ThePope#15]

did they croud boo or cheer him?

and when he was telling the fans he was gay, was that part of the act or did he just storm into the ring and tell people that?

[bones II]

holy shit lol, i read the word Chris then i was like oh god no, dont tell me chris benoit is gay, then i saw Kanyon and said well who cares about the guy. WALK IT OFF PUSSY....

who cares about chris beniot?

[Kommercial]

I use to say the same thing about 10 years ago until I gave WWE/F a chance and realized it's very entetaining. You might also.

I watched it until it was no longer entertaining, you probably should also.

WCW and WWF was all game, now, this WWE crap is more of a soap opera than a wrestling match. I do watch TNA every now and again, and most of the time, it's a waste, so I stick with the UFC.

[firepiss]

I watched it until it was no longer entertaining, you probably should also.

WCW and WWF was all game, now, this WWE crap is more of a soap opera than a wrestling match. I do watch TNA every now and again, and most of the time, it's a waste, so I stick with the UFC.

TNA isn't so bad, just needs storylines to grab the fans attention.

EDIT: WWF during the WWF/WCW wars had more soap back then, than they do now.

go play with your hulk hogan action figure.

What in the hell are you talking about?!

USER: Bones II, I think you should be banned or at least warned with your horrible 2 word meaningless posts. Your bashing everybody on this wrestling thread and your not a wrestling fan. You also do it in other threads all the time! Back off, buddy.

[bones II]

i'm not a wrestling fan?

your right i'm not a mark.... note who posted the thread?

i'm not a dumb wrestling fan who belives everything that vince mcmahon creates is real.

[firepiss]

i'm not a wrestling fan?

your right i'm not a mark.... note who posted the thread?


Just because you posted thread pretaining to professinal wrestling does not mean you like wrestling. You came across as a non wrestling fan to me with your hateful remarks.

i'm not a dumb wrestling fan who belives everything that vince mcmahon creates is real

The viewers of WWE Wrestling watch it just like any other ordinary TV show. Sure, we all know it's fake, it's just entertainment that we enjoy.

[bones II]

no i like wrestling.. i just hate dumb marks.

[Borg 2]

I didn't steal shit. I made this gif all by myself. Asshole.



Thanks.

hey dude havent you got any original ideas?

[firepiss]

hey dude havent you got any original ideas?

What are you talking about? I made this gif myself


EDIT: and don't call me dude, I'm not a stoner anymore.

[jakhavok]

Let's just clear something up for everyone who says that wrestling is so stupid, along with the fans that watch it. There is a show on TV about 4 middle aged women that kill people and never get caught that people watch all the time. Desperate Housewives. There is a show about aliens and humans co-existing on a spaceship flying around with a black guy who has a cheap bootleg Cyclops (X-men, for those who were comic deprived as kids) eye-thing, people watch that, too. This one is kind of an unknown show called "Star Trek" There is even a show where people are supposedly stranded on an island that has lights, camera guys, a host, a production trailer, and obviously food all over the place. Now if people are not ridiculed for watching shows like this, and Days of Our Lives, The OC, and fuckin' H.R. PufnStuff, then why are people made fun of for watching a show that actually needs talent and fitness, not just a pretty smile and a tryout tape. When I say talent, I don't mean acting talent, because these wrestlers can't act for shit, I mean the kind of talent that will allow a man to run around a ring, jump about 10 ft. in the air (off the turnbuckle), and lift a 500lb black man over their head for sometimes over 60 minutes. Don't say that anyone could be a wrestler. I couldn't be a wrestler, you couldn't be a wrestler, that guy that lives next door to you couldn't be a wrestler. Personally, I'd lay off ridiculing wrestling fans for a bit and start attacking the people who watch reality shows like "Flavor of Love" or "Drawn Together" first.

Now how do you like them apples? (10 cool points to the first person to say what movie that's from)