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purpzey
02-17-2006, 10:35 AM
The kid is definately really amazing.

Unfortunately he's going to have realize that there's two options in that career path.

1) He will not be good enough to play on "Trick Shot Magic" he take to chain smoking, working at the counter in a pool hall and somehow developing a Russian accent. Also, whenever given the oppourtunity he will try to demonstrate his trickshots but due to his disintegration and use of alcohol will mostly fail.

2) If he is good enough to play on "Trick Shot Magic" on ESPN which as far as I can tell is about the height of this activity, he will have to resign himself to wearing one of those vests and bowtie that make him look like the guy at the wedding who had one two many. . .You know the guy I'm talking about...He's just waiting for the band to play "Shout". . .Plus most likely, there isn't enough money or endorsements in Trick Shot pool to make a living; and if there is its a feeble one. As I recall there were not even purses for winning such tournaments...if there were it was like 25k. 25k once a year minus taxes...not getting too far. On the positive side I believe that Trick Shot pool is in a unique group of sports. Along with the Gaelic Games and Rugby they are the only sports where drinking is allowed during competition or on the field of play.


Anyway, that's what came to my mind. Next time you get a minute see if you can name 5 pro trick pool players. I can name 4 sort of. 1) Mike Masse, 2) Mike Siegel (he's from near my hometown) 3) That italian guy who loses a lot.....Stefano Polinga and 4) That other american guy with the out of control curly hair...I'll look it up fast....Charles Darling.

NOTE: I was right, first place 25k, Second 5k, 3/4 2k, 5 1.5k.

Very lucrative sport...for a big event I'd think.

Just my thoughts....not saying people shouldn't follow their dreams or whatever....

rambling
--purp

rand0m
02-17-2006, 10:49 AM
.................................................. ........ wtf?

psychomonkey62
02-17-2006, 05:20 PM
.................................................. ........ wtf?


Did you even watch the video?:help:

LaughingMan
02-17-2006, 05:48 PM
Purp, your posts are great.

"As I recall there were not even purses for winning such tournaments...if there were it was like 25k."

Then a little later in the same post...

"NOTE: I was right"

Red Bull
02-18-2006, 12:52 AM
He can set up those shots, but can he really play a good game of pool?

purpzey
02-18-2006, 01:35 AM
He can set up those shots, but can he really play a good game of pool?

Better yet, can he even get into a pool hall? He's like 6? He could play some pickup games for 2-large in the back of "The House of Lords."

Ever seen "White Men Can't Jump?" Well, they're working on the sequel starring possibly Franky Muniz it's a working title but they've considered "Black men can't stroke" and "Black men can't do any activities that don't involve endorsements or Sprite"

Any of the statements made in this post are just for fun so, before I get flamed for being a racist le me say that I am most certainly not -- I just have a bad sense of humor.

crusader 900
02-18-2006, 11:59 AM
the kid was cool but what was that annoying tapping-ticking sound?

artyb
02-18-2006, 12:35 PM
do you even realize the hustling abilities this kid will have when he turns 21? living at pool... you bet!

Farout
02-18-2006, 01:50 PM
its all about memorization. sure he can hit a ball in the correct place with all the balls placed in the correct spots, you can teach that to a monkey. i wanna see this kid try to run a rack on nine ball. i have done most of these tricks myself and to be honest, i'm not really even that good, i just memorized where to hit the shit. the real skill is how you move on the table, setting up a shot 4 balls ahead of you is the real art of billiards. his father probably was trying to project himself on this kid, its a shame.

kazook
02-18-2006, 01:53 PM
That kid is pretty good, but I've seen better players at the local pub.

Ral
02-18-2006, 02:09 PM
its all about memorization. sure he can hit a ball in the correct place with all the balls placed in the correct spots, you can teach that to a monkey. i wanna see this kid try to run a rack on nine ball. i have done most of these tricks myself and to be honest, i'm not really even that good, i just memorized where to hit the shit. the real skill is how you move on the table, setting up a shot 4 balls ahead of you is the real art of billiards. his father probably was trying to project himself on this kid, its a shame.

All of this is correct. I'm not 6, but I have done a lot of those shots too. They're easy if you're allowed to set them up yourself rather than taking advantage of random ball movement in a real game.

But working a table in a real game is a completely different story.

purpzey
02-18-2006, 02:14 PM
its all about memorization. sure he can hit a ball in the correct place with all the balls placed in the correct spots, you can teach that to a monkey.

Does that mean if you have an infinite amount of monkey's on an infinite amount of pool-tables they can find the correct spot on their own or do anything besides whack each other cues and throw pool balls?

do you even realize the hustling abilities this kid will have when he turns 21? living at pool... you bet!
Frankly, I don't think you can live at hustling pool. Unfortunately in my opinion while "The Natural" is a great movie you can't make a living hustling pool. Unless you want to live in a tenament house and run your cable from the pole.

FonsecaWalls
02-18-2006, 10:21 PM
.................................................. ........ wtf?

LoL, I didn't see the vid either, and I feel your confusion

purpzey
02-19-2006, 01:59 AM
LoL, I didn't see the vid either, and I feel your confusion

DONNY: What--

WALTER: Were you listening to the Dude's story?

DONNY: I was bowling--

WALTER: So you have no frame of reference, Donny. You're like a child who wanders in in the middle of a movie and wants to know--