Joke 1

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The joke with the turtles has already been used..
It's in Joke -- Animal Kingdom.

This dee-de-dee gave the turtles names, and changed numbers.

[rand0m]

... no one cares. Look when i eat my burger i dont wanna know the cows name ok.

[xdamousex]

it was a shitty joke anyway

[anothermoron]

Those bastards ate his sandwich.