Beemis
02-21-2006, 10:09 PM
A small zoo in Arkansas received a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the female gorilla became very difficult to handle.
Upon examination the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse there was no male gorilla available to take care of the situation.
Thinking about their problem the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.
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║ Photo of Bobby Lee and ║
║ his brother, Bobby Lee ║
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The Zoo Keeper thought he might have a solution so he approached Bobby Lee with a proposition, "Would you be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?"
Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day he announced that he would accept their offer but only under four conditions.
Bobby Lee layed out his conditions, "First; I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips."
The Keeper quickly agreed.
"Second; You cain't never tell no one 'bout this."
The Keeper obviously agreed to this condition.
"Third; I want all the chil'un raised Southern Baptist."
Once again the Keeper agreed.
"And last of all; You gotta give me another
week to come up with the $500.00."
Upon examination the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse there was no male gorilla available to take care of the situation.
Thinking about their problem the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.
╔════════════════════════╗
║ Photo of Bobby Lee and ║
║ his brother, Bobby Lee ║
╚════════════════════════╝ (http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/6656/hillbilly27ax.jpg)
The Zoo Keeper thought he might have a solution so he approached Bobby Lee with a proposition, "Would you be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?"
Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day he announced that he would accept their offer but only under four conditions.
Bobby Lee layed out his conditions, "First; I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips."
The Keeper quickly agreed.
"Second; You cain't never tell no one 'bout this."
The Keeper obviously agreed to this condition.
"Third; I want all the chil'un raised Southern Baptist."
Once again the Keeper agreed.
"And last of all; You gotta give me another
week to come up with the $500.00."