Beemis
02-22-2006, 03:08 PM
Mildred, 72, and Chester, 74, had known each other since childhood but could not get married until Mildred's mother passed away. Hanky-Panky had always been out of the question so they were both still virgins.
On their wedding night Chester was pretty excited, having waited so patiently for all those years. But Mildred was very apprehensive as she had developed a heart condition and would have to tell Chester that they could not do it.
Chester sat patiently on the bed but detected a little reluctance on Mildred's part. Thinking that she is shy he sends her off to the bathroom to get undressed. When she reappears in her silk satin nightie, he gets her to sit next to him on the bed. Not knowing how to get things started he pulls the first strap on her nightie.
She blushes just as red as that silk satin nightie but is concerned about telling Chester of her heart condition.
In the meantime Chester is looking at the first breast he has seen since his own mother's. It’s hanging down to her bellybutton; gravity having taken it's course over some sixty years. He realizes her anxiety but figures she’s going have to be helped a little more. So, he pulls the second strap and sees the second breast unroll downward before him.
Poor Mildred is now beside herself. She is going to have to tell Chester about her heart. With a quivering voice and mustering up all her courage, she says, "Chester I have acute angina."
Chester says, "I sure hope so, ‘cuz you've got some ugly tits!"
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║ They do sag a little bit (http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/6280/saggyboobs9vj.jpg) ║
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On their wedding night Chester was pretty excited, having waited so patiently for all those years. But Mildred was very apprehensive as she had developed a heart condition and would have to tell Chester that they could not do it.
Chester sat patiently on the bed but detected a little reluctance on Mildred's part. Thinking that she is shy he sends her off to the bathroom to get undressed. When she reappears in her silk satin nightie, he gets her to sit next to him on the bed. Not knowing how to get things started he pulls the first strap on her nightie.
She blushes just as red as that silk satin nightie but is concerned about telling Chester of her heart condition.
In the meantime Chester is looking at the first breast he has seen since his own mother's. It’s hanging down to her bellybutton; gravity having taken it's course over some sixty years. He realizes her anxiety but figures she’s going have to be helped a little more. So, he pulls the second strap and sees the second breast unroll downward before him.
Poor Mildred is now beside herself. She is going to have to tell Chester about her heart. With a quivering voice and mustering up all her courage, she says, "Chester I have acute angina."
Chester says, "I sure hope so, ‘cuz you've got some ugly tits!"
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║ They do sag a little bit (http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/6280/saggyboobs9vj.jpg) ║
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