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roccenstein
02-24-2006, 12:10 PM
I've come to the realization that the people who do these sorts of stunts are actually geniuses. I mean, how many of you, honestly, would have been able to figure out that putting tobassco sauce in your eye is considered humor? Not many, I'd wager. That's why next week I plan to post a video of me impaling myself on a pick axe and then getting run over by a combine. In the background you'll hear my friends saying things like "Oh sh*t!" and "That's some funny sh*t right there!" just so you don't get confused and think that you've just witnessed some horrible tragedy. It's going to be the funniest video of the year!!! If for some reason, however, it proves not to be, as I stated, the "funniest video of the year", I will then, the following week, post a video of myself eating an aborted fetus, once again accompanied by my friends in the background assuring you that what you're watching IS funny. Woohoo! It's gonna be great!

NTR
02-24-2006, 02:18 PM
kewl, you'll be bigger than Numa Numa

Expertgamer_01
02-24-2006, 02:21 PM
kewl, you'll be bigger than Numa Numa

I don't know... numa numa was pretty big.
What the hell. If you make it, I'll give you a cookie.
^_^

MutantCircus
02-24-2006, 06:20 PM
You'll never even get on the site, roccenstein, because next week's update will consist completely of videos of me cutting off my nipples with rusty dull razors and drilling holes in my own skull while i rub honey all over my body and jump into a pit of fire ants! All the while my friends will be screaming "Oh fuck that's gotta hurt, hahahahahaha!" and "Oh shit man! Oh shit!!!" I'll become rich off my videos! Just wait and see!

FyneAssGurl69
02-24-2006, 06:57 PM
an aborted fetus? that's not funny asshole

roccenstein
02-24-2006, 07:47 PM
an aborted fetus? that's not funny asshole
Man oh man, what the hell is your problem "Fyneassgurl"? (Yeah, there's some truth in advertising for you...) Are you seeking out my posts specifically to be a pain in MY ass today?

Zwhaler
02-24-2006, 08:15 PM
All I can say is... what an asain.

Akvod
02-24-2006, 09:51 PM
...okkkk...

I thought it was funny cause the guy was just stupid and his reaction was funny. It wasn't a gut buster but jesus, I don't go analyze every video and talk about comedy like I'm a pro at it or something. Jesus it's funny if you thought it was a little funny, if not go post about it... just don't be so wierd man.

Ryder
02-24-2006, 11:49 PM
I just can't get over how freaking STUPID some people are. If he suffered minor or worse blindness from that, I wouldn't feel the least bit sorry for him.

keith134
02-25-2006, 01:05 AM
I've come to the realization that the people who do these sorts of stunts are actually geniuses. I mean, how many of you, honestly, would have been able to figure out that putting tobassco sauce in your eye is considered humor? Not many, I'd wager. That's why next week I plan to post a video of me impaling myself on a pick axe and then getting run over by a combine. In the background you'll hear my friends saying things like "Oh sh*t!" and "That's some funny sh*t right there!" just so you don't get confused and think that you've just witnessed some horrible tragedy. It's going to be the funniest video of the year!!! If for some reason, however, it proves not to be, as I stated, the "funniest video of the year", I will then, the following week, post a video of myself eating an aborted fetus, once again accompanied by my friends in the background assuring you that what you're watching IS funny. Woohoo! It's gonna be great!
I've come to the realization that people who grossly misspell words are actually geniuses :ahhh:

thegnome54
02-25-2006, 02:01 AM
Eww... an extra "s"... gross!

By the by, aborted fetuses taste delicious, especially with ketchup!

roccenstein
02-25-2006, 02:29 AM
Eww... an extra "s"... gross!

By the by, aborted fetuses taste delicious, especially with ketchup!
Sweet sassy molassey! An extra "S"?!!? Well kick me in the ass and call me Sally!

BurritoClock
02-25-2006, 12:58 PM
an aborted fetus? that's not funny asshole

actually nothing is funnier then an aborted fetus.

hardXcorey
02-25-2006, 01:57 PM
actually nothing is funnier then an aborted fetus.
An aborted fetus with clown make up?

A550RGY
02-25-2006, 06:09 PM
The video held my interest for about 4.7 seconds, but I did not laugh.

FyneAssGurl69
02-25-2006, 06:19 PM
you guys are disgusting

roccenstein
02-25-2006, 07:42 PM
you guys are disgusting
Then leave. Please. And don't come back.

Lord Ignus
02-25-2006, 08:43 PM
Shit, someone dial Whine-One-One! FyneAssGurl needs a wahhmbulance ASAP.




Sorry, I had to.

anothermoron
02-25-2006, 10:18 PM
Hahaha!!! Aborted Fetus!!!!

FyneAssGurl69
02-26-2006, 11:48 AM
im not leaving...i kind of enjoy talking shit to you and anyone else who decides to comment about me

Caveman
02-26-2006, 12:34 PM
im not leaving...i kind of enjoy talking shit to you and anyone else who decides to comment about me

Well, you better improve your posting, because if you dont you may take a trip to banland. :)

Keith98
02-26-2006, 02:10 PM
I don't think he planned it out to well. I think he tried to use water to rinse it out. A much better thing to use would be milk, but I guess the guy just wanted to make it more painful. People do find humor in people hurting themselves on purpose. I mean look at Jackass for example. The show, and the series that followed afterwards, was based on it.

john_roggers
02-26-2006, 07:11 PM
would milk work the same way with gettin tabasco out of your eye???hmmm thats something i'll have to try out tonight,watch next friday for my video ;p
and FyneAssGurl69....get the fuckin Sand out of your cunt!!

aborted Fetuses are the overall leader of humour!

DeftonesBoy
02-26-2006, 08:38 PM
Eww... an extra "s"... gross!

By the by, aborted fetuses taste delicious, especially with ketchup!
Not that kind of gross you moron. Jesus, how old are you? 12?

Lividum
02-26-2006, 10:39 PM
Not that kind of gross you moron. Jesus, how old are you? 12?

I believe Jesus is much older than 12.

kkevvy
02-26-2006, 10:49 PM
You just made my day by that post. Which is saying alot, cause this day blew.
haha

Refuse
02-27-2006, 08:07 AM
im not leaving...i kind of enjoy talking shit to you and anyone else who decides to comment about me


Ofcourse you do. That's the only way an attention whore will get noticed...

goatkeeper
02-27-2006, 11:48 AM
an aborted fetus? that's not funny asshole

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i can say whatever the hell i want

he can say whatever the hell he wants too fatassgurl