Tootsie Roll
02-26-2006, 02:30 AM
One day during the summer, there was a blonde who needed some extra money. She decided that a great job to do to make some cash quick and easy would be to start being a handy man. So off she went. SHe had heard about this EXTREMELY rich neighboor hood and decided to see if they had any work for her to do. At her first glance at the houses she nearly fainted, but caught her-self and remembered the cash she could make. She saw a house that she thought she could make a fortune off and looked like the house needed some quick repairs. So she rang the doorbell, and out of the dorr there was a man and he asked suprisingly "Oh, well hi, do you need anything?" The blonde replied "Yes, i woas wondering if you had any work that you needed to be done?" The man said "Well our porch needs a new paint job. How much do you pay?" She then replied "I charge 50 dollars." Now the man was even more suprissed and shocked, he replied "Ok, come back when your done to collect your eranings. everything you'll need is in the garage." So off she went. The mans wife over heard the conversation and asked "Does she know that the porch goes all away around the house?" The man said "I hope so, she was standing on it." Shortly after the blonde came back to collect her money. She rang the doorbell again and saw the man appear. He said "Your done already? That was fast, it was about 30 minutes!" The blonde replied "I work fast." So the man started to pull out his money when all of the sudden the blonde said:
"Oh yeah, by the way, that's not a Porsch, it's a Ferrari."
"Oh yeah, by the way, that's not a Porsch, it's a Ferrari."