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Shiggedyswa
03-01-2006, 01:48 AM
Because it is two tired.


What did 0 say to 8?
Nice belt.


A chicken and an egg are laying in bed sweaty and cuddling when the chicken turns to the egg and says, "I guess that answers that question"


I'm all out for now.


Edit: The first one is a pun joke. Two Tired/ Too Tired
Just in case you guys didn't get that.
CrAzY-HoRsE
03-01-2006, 01:54 AM
Meh ok stuffs i like the chicken and the egg one :lol:
ThePope#15
03-01-2006, 10:53 AM
haha they were awesome. I didn't get the belt one at first though. Great jokes :lol:
Liberator13
03-04-2006, 04:51 PM
I still don't get the belt one.

The chicken/egg one was good though.
HereLiesMatthew
03-04-2006, 05:10 PM
The belt one: a 8 looks like a 0, except it has a "belt" squeezing its waist in.
1stpfloyd
03-04-2006, 05:19 PM
A chicken and an egg are laying in bed sweaty and cuddling when the chicken turns to the egg and says, "I guess that answers that question"


lol now thats funny .......think about it
Liberator13
03-04-2006, 06:46 PM
The belt one: a 8 looks like a 0, except it has a "belt" squeezing its waist in.

OOOH.
Duh.
Haha, thanks.
Mr. Fuck You
03-04-2006, 06:54 PM
Because it is two tired.


What did 0 say to 8?
Nice belt.


A chicken and an egg are laying in bed sweaty and cuddling when the chicken turns to the egg and says, "I guess that answers that question"


I'm all out for now.


Edit: The first one is a pun joke. Two Tired/ Too Tired
Just in case you guys didn't get that.i saw a shirt like that at Spencers. There was an egg having anal with a chicken and it said "Who came first?" I laughed. Then my mom asked me why i laughed, and i felt awkward.
CrAzY-HoRsE
03-04-2006, 07:22 PM
i saw a shirt like that at Spencers. There was an egg having anal with a chicken and it said "Who came first?" I laughed. Then my mom asked me why i laughed, and i felt awkward.
Did she then go buy you a new sweater from the gap?
drawinger
03-11-2006, 01:31 PM
Someone exlpain the chicken and egg one to me plz!
Beemis
03-11-2006, 01:38 PM
Someone exlpain the chicken and egg one to me plz!
Seriously, go ask your Dad, it's time for him to have that talk with you.
moldy_hair
03-12-2006, 01:37 AM
Why was 6 afraid of 7?



























Because 7 is a bad motherfucker.
Nacirema
03-12-2006, 01:47 AM
Good jokes.
Super Beefy
03-12-2006, 03:56 AM
Someone exlpain the chicken and egg one to me plz!

Keep this question in mind "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"

as in which skeeted first

They did the nasty

I don't know how else to explain it
mickyisthebest
03-12-2006, 07:23 AM
they were short and sweet, nice.