Jesus on sheet metal!

[kkevvy]

This was on one of the daily links or wahtever

http://cgi.ebay.com/Image-Of-Jesus-On-A-Piece-Of-Sheet-Metal-New_W0QQitemZ6257739218QQcategoryZ1447QQssPageName ZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Now, here's the funny part. Look at the feedback. He's sold 2, its the same one, but I guess the original was a misbid(a joke). Thats why the feedback for it says:
"Thanks, I really needed Jesus to help guide me when rebuilding my house."
hahaha

Here's what the people that are selling it have bought on eBay.
It gets better and better.

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Praise Jesus!

[roccenstein]

This was on one of the daily links or wahtever

http://cgi.ebay.com/Image-Of-Jesus-On-A-Piece-Of-Sheet-Metal-New_W0QQitemZ6257739218QQcategoryZ1447QQssPageName ZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Now, here's the funny part. Look at the feedback. He's sold 2, its the same one, but I guess the original was a misbid(a joke). Thats why the feedback for it says:
"Thanks, I really needed Jesus to help guide me when rebuilding my house."
hahaha

Here's what the people that are selling it have bought on eBay.
It gets better and better.

NEW 6 Pairs Pretty Lace Tanga Boy Shorts Boxer XL
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=63854&item=5442365695


Lingerie Lot of Plus Size Sexy Black Stockings NIP
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=11525&item=5466190326


NEW 6 Pairs Ribbon Lace Up Back Low Cut Tanga Panty XL
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=63854&item=5442365698

4" Heel Fetish Leather Thigh High Boots SEXY Size 12 US
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=63889&item=7742481587

Carrie Amber plus size lingerie babydoll 42DD/XXL
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=63855&item=5463445597


Lingerie Sexy NWT Bra Garter Skirt Panty Black Size 40
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=11522&item=5463783460


Lingerie NWT Red Heart Chiffon Bra Garter Belt Size 38
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=11522&item=5463790218


Praise Jesus!
It always surprises me how much these morons (and it's usually Catholic people for some reason. Not ripping on Catholics, but it does seem to be that way...) are willing to pay for anything that may resemble Jesus or The Virgin Mary. This makes me want to go and make something like this myself, claim that I just found it, and that it miraculously has the image of Jesus on it, just so that I can profit from the gullible idiots.

[kkevvy]

I know, its ridiculous. It loks like the guys reflection more than anything. Hahaha

[svenson_26]

If Jesus was honestly trying to send you a sign, or perform a miracle or sumthing, do you think he'd put his face on a chunk of sheet metal?

[aero1310]

this reminds me the lady on trading spouses...the fat one that is a worshiper of god

[Genious]

Ha nice research there kkevvy. I guess people do say, "Oooh Jesus!" pretty frequently in the bedroom.

Off topic, but have you guys seen this one?

http://cgi.ebay.com/Haunted-Possessed-Evil-Japanese-Box-back-up-for-bid_W0QQitemZ5671174178QQcategoryZ19270QQrdZ1QQcmd ZViewItem

That demon trapped in the box must be a fuckin' nerd if it can block emails from being sent out.

[SublmnL]

Uber Retarded

[Genious]

Uber Retarded

Could you be more specific?

[john_roggers]

i think Uber Retarded is probably specific enough when it comes to stupid auctions like that...but i must admit,the sellers know how to sell something....
reminds me of a "haunted rubber duck" that was on there a year or so ago..

[kkevvy]

reminds me of a "haunted rubber duck" that was on there a year or so ago..

I remember that. He sold one for like 500. Then he magically got another one.

[john_roggers]

well,i think what happened the first time was,the winning bidder didnt pay the guy...

[kkevvy]

well,i think what happened the first time was,the winning bidder didnt pay the guy...

Nope, he payed for it, the second one had a description of it being the second possessed rubber ducky.

[cletusxi]

lmfao nice one :)

[Fred Bear]

Either way, this one sure beats the hell out of me...
http://cgi.ebay.com/A-LECTURE-JESUS-APPEARED-TO-ME-HE-TOLD-ME-THE_W0QQitemZ5673078418QQcategoryZ19270QQrdZ1QQcmd ZViewItem

[kkevvy]

Either way, this one sure beats the hell out of me...
http://cgi.ebay.com/A-LECTURE-JESUS-APPEARED-TO-ME-HE-TOLD-ME-THE_W0QQitemZ5673078418QQcategoryZ19270QQrdZ1QQcmd ZViewItem

That is fucking amazing. He will go to hell for that. Haha

[Slothman]

i dont get it, uber doesnt make sense used like that. Uber means over, im not sure why americans use it like that.

[Pansy_Andy]

That ebay guy is retarted...

"When we die and become stars we, too, will be blessed by wonderful special planets which orbit us and bring us great happiness. Two thousand years ago Jesus said "I am the Light of the World." Jesus now wants us to understand that this means He is the Sun and that when we die, we will become stars too."

We all become stars after we die? Idiot

Jesus also said that he is a Gate (John 10:9)
Does that mean that after we die we all get re-incarnated into Door Handles??

[kkevvy]

Jesus also said that he is a Gate (John 10:9)
Does that mean that after we die we all get re-incarnated into Door Handles??


You have officially made the best first post ever.

I love you.

[tunieboo]

That ebay guy is retarted...

"When we die and become stars we, too, will be blessed by wonderful special planets which orbit us and bring us great happiness. Two thousand years ago Jesus said "I am the Light of the World." Jesus now wants us to understand that this means He is the Sun and that when we die, we will become stars too."

We all become stars after we die? Idiot

Jesus also said that he is a Gate (John 10:9)
Does that mean that after we die we all get re-incarnated into Door Handles??
BWWWAAHHAAA!!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: