Sucker Punching Biotch

[roccenstein]

You see how fast that Jabba whipped around? Here's my take on what happened, seeing as how there is no audio to accurately explain the events. As Tubbo the clown walked past Jojo the walking stick, Jojo let out a burp that smelled vaguely of bacon cheeseburger. This enticing smell so enraged the currently on a diet Fat Ass that he whipped around in search of the source of the exquisite aroma. Finding no food in the vicinity caused his anger to skyrocket to stratospheric levels, and he took out his anger on the closet available target, the poor, defenseless bean pole. Kind of sad, really...

[Franzman]

http://alison-jackson.com/books/shoe.jpg

I had this book once, but the last page was missing.

[CaliOutlaw1a]

You see how fast that Jabba whipped around? Here's my take on what happened, seeing as how there is no audio to accurately explain the events. As Tubbo the clown walked past Jojo the walking stick, Jojo let out a burp that smelled vaguely of bacon cheeseburger. This enticing smell so enraged the currently on a diet Fat Ass that he whipped around in search of the source of the exquisite aroma. Finding no food in the vicinity caused his anger to skyrocket to stratospheric levels, and he took out his anger on the closet available target, the poor, defenseless bean pole. Kind of sad, really...


Roccenstein, honestly, shut the hell up. This is neither funny nor entertaining in the least. You insist on throwing your inane humor into each of your posts. It's becoming rather dull.

[roccenstein]

Roccenstein, honestly, shut the hell up. This is neither funny nor entertaining in the least. You insist on throwing your inane humor into each of your posts. It's becoming rather dull.
You got a problem with my posts? Then don't read them. You know, it's not necessary for you to prove that you're an ass just so that people will believe it.

[kevinsmith]

Roccenstein, honestly, shut the hell up. This is neither funny nor entertaining in the least. You insist on throwing your inane humor into each of your posts. It's becoming rather dull.

Really? I found a few of his posts to be among the funnier of the noobs in this area of the forum, where as posts like yours from people who have been here for about ten seconds are the reason I generally stay in C/E and Premium.

[roccenstein]

Really? I found a few of his posts to be among the funnier of the noobs in this area of the forum, where as posts like yours from people who have been here for about ten seconds are the reason I generally stay in C/E and Premium.
Thank you. Wait a sec...."noob"? How many posts before I'm elevated beyond "noob" status? It's people like him that are making me consider the purchase of a premium account.

[kevinsmith]

Thank you. Wait a sec...."noob"? How many posts before I'm elevated beyond "noob" status? It's people like him that are making me consider the purchase of a premium account.


Oh yeah.,...it isn't 2005 anymore. Just say your low post count and that you joined in Feb and put two and two together and apparently came up with 5.

[CaliOutlaw1a]

Really? I found a few of his posts to be among the funnier of the noobs in this area of the forum, where as posts like yours from people who have been here for about ten seconds are the reason I generally stay in C/E and Premium.

First of all, you are an idiot. Yes there are situations where experience matters, but in this case that has nothing to do with it.

Second of all, yes some of his posts are more funny than others (however, comparing his posts to others on this forum isn't much of a compliment), but if you read my post you will notice that I said "it's getting dull", implying that roccestein's (sorry if I mispelled that name) humor gets old fast.

P.S. : Roccestein, I read in another one of your posts that you were married. That is a bit scary, considering I had you in or around the 13-17 age range. Not that you don't have a wonderful marriage with a beautiful wife, but it is just surprising to me.

[Squalla]

It's hard to believe people will actually pay money to have a bigger avatar and a pseudo-higher status on an internet forum. Feel the crushing superiority.

[roccenstein]

First of all, you are an idiot. Yes there are situations where experience matters, but in this case that has nothing to do with it.

Second of all, yes some of his posts are more funny than others (however, comparing his posts to others on this forum isn't much of a compliment), but if you read my post you will notice that I said "it's getting dull", implying that roccestein's (sorry if I mispelled that name) humor gets old fast.

P.S. : Roccestein, I read in another one of your posts that you were married. That is a bit scary, considering I had you in or around the 13-17 age range. Not that you don't have a wonderful marriage with a beautiful wife, but it is just surprising to me.
Funny, I had you in about the same age range. No, I'm in the 33-37 age range, and yeah, I'm married, with 2 kids. Just goes to show you that on the 'net, anyone can be, or can be perceived as, anything. BTW, dude, people will take you a lot more seriously if you refrain from the hostility and name calling. Just a little free advice... And before you say, "Well, Mr. Man, you called me an 'Ass'!", well, YOU started it, Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah!

[themaster]

How about just saying that if you make more than 100 posts per year you're a loser with too much time on your hands.

[sub_ATOMIC]

I love this.

11 posts, and not one of them had anything to do with the clip. :)

Make that 12.

[roccenstein]

How about just saying that if you make more than 100 posts per year you're a loser with too much time on your hands.
How about saying if you have a screen name like "themaster" that you have an inferiority complex and abnormally small genitalia.
I love this.

11 posts, and not one of them had anything to do with the clip.

Make that 12.

Make that 13. Actually, I take offense to that, as my original post was marginally related to the video in question...

[sub_ATOMIC]

Actually, I take offense to that, as my original post was marginally related to the video in question...

I'm honored you took the time to take offense to my comment. :err: Offensive remark retracted.

So sucker-punching aside, how about the way that lardball just kneeled down next to the kid and pounded him into the pavement like he was a toy truck.

[kevinsmith]

So sucker-punching aside, how about the way that lardball just kneeled down next to the kid and pounded him into the pavement like he was a toy truck.


I was going to say pounded him like a porn star screaming "harder" but that analogy is fitting as well.
I'm in agreement that sound would perhaps clear up what the hell is going on there. Seriously, who ever thinks that kind of shit is funny needs to get sucker punched.


It's hard to believe people will actually pay money to have a bigger avatar and a pseudo-higher status on an internet forum. Feel the crushing superiority.

There's beer in premium. And the chicks get naked. And I got in for free.


How about just saying that if you make more than 100 posts per year you're a loser with too much time on your hands.


Ooh, burn. I've never been so insulted in my life, good job. I mean, an insult from a guy who registers for a forum and then makes fun of people who post on the forum regularly cuts SO deep.

[sub_ATOMIC]

Deep, I tell ya. Deep.

I'm only 23 posts into this shit, but I've got a shoulder if you need it. You'll get 'im next time. He's just jehwous.

[Nocturnal]

How about just saying that if you make more than 100 posts per year you're a loser with too much time on your hands.

Wait, so you registered an account on this site just to say that? Hmm, I wonder who has too much time.


Ooh, burn. I've never been so insulted in my life, good job. I mean, an insult from a guy who registers for a forum and then makes fun of people who post on the forum regularly cuts SO deep.

lol, I posted the above before I read your response.

First of all, you are an idiot. Yes there are situations where experience matters, but in this case that has nothing to do with it.




I'd have to agree with KS here, how have you been here long enough to say that anyone's sense of humor is getting old? What, have you read maybe 3 of his posts?:rolleyes:

[CaliOutlaw1a]

I'd have to agree with KS here, how have you been here long enough to say that anyone's sense of humor is getting old? What, have you read maybe 3 of his posts?:rolleyes:

You are only proving my point. After reading only "maybe 3 of his posts", his humor has become old. Thank you for understanding.

And Roccentstein (I think I got it correct this time), That is my age group, so your implication that anyone can appear to be anything on the net applies to you here. Also, although I never directly called you names, I did make fun of you first (for a reason I might add).

[SublmnL]

STFU please.. All of you..

[SublmnL]

Yeah ^^ 4 Post ^^ I have a life.. 5 now ;-)

[john_roggers]

ok....comment on the vid....FATTY NEEDS AN ASS WHOOPIN!

[OldRootbeer]

Lol why does everyone have to bitch so much? Can't we all just get along and have a good, cyber time?

[DeftonesBoy]

How about saying if you have a screen name like "themaster" that you have an inferiority complex and abnormally small genitalia.


Make that 13. Actually, I take offense to that, as my original post was marginally related to the video in question...
I love how you edit all of your posts, like you aren't satisfied with how dumb you're sounding.

[roccenstein]

I love how you edit all of your posts, like you aren't satisfied with how dumb you're sounding.
Insult your boyfriend, did I? (Look, Ma, no edits!)

[kevinsmith]

Deep, I tell ya. Deep.

I'm only 23 posts into this shit, but I've got a shoulder if you need it. You'll get 'im next time. He's just jehwous.

Sniff sniffle snort sniff. Thanks! *wipes nose, lays head on shoulder*

[FonsecaWalls]

cheap shots, cheap fight, cheap advantage, nice vid :)

[Schizophrenic]

It's hard to believe people will actually pay money to have a bigger avatar and a pseudo-higher status on an internet forum. Feel the crushing superiority.
You're too new to remember reps

[Night Fox]

he was around for reps, I know I was.

[hotties3713]

You see how fast that Jabba whipped around? Here's my take on what happened, seeing as how there is no audio to accurately explain the events. As Tubbo the clown walked past Jojo the walking stick, Jojo let out a burp that smelled vaguely of bacon cheeseburger. This enticing smell so enraged the currently on a diet Fat Ass that he whipped around in search of the source of the exquisite aroma. Finding no food in the vicinity caused his anger to skyrocket to stratospheric levels, and he took out his anger on the closet available target, the poor, defenseless bean pole. Kind of sad, really...

Thats a pretty good Explination (summary) of this incident. Thats great!!
Bean pole probably pissed him off some how. im sure.

[danklogix]

i feel bad for beanpole/ he looked so happy with his cancer stick and then BAM. like a plat e of hot nachos, right in the face

[FoNz]

EMO adults:wah:

[SigPro]

First of all, you are an idiot. Yes there are situations where experience matters, but in this case that has nothing to do with it.

Second of all, yes some of his posts are more funny than others (however, comparing his posts to others on this forum isn't much of a compliment), but if you read my post you will notice that I said "it's getting dull", implying that roccestein's (sorry if I mispelled that name) humor gets old fast.

P.S. : Roccestein, I read in another one of your posts that you were married. That is a bit scary, considering I had you in or around the 13-17 age range. Not that you don't have a wonderful marriage with a beautiful wife, but it is just surprising to me.

Why so upset, buddy? Are YOU the idiot that sucker-punched that kid??
Guilty conscience, perhaps? I'd be a bit sensitive too, if I were that much of a coward that I had to suckerpunch a kid 1/4 the size of me.

Sorry if I'm wrong, but that seems to be the only reasonable explanation for your hostility :)

[orly]

emo ppl :(

dick size must be involved with forum post counts.. *sigh*

[roccenstein]

emo ppl :(

dick size must be involved with forum post counts.. *sigh*
Which means yours is miniscule then?

[SigPro]

I was waiting for that :D

[milthaar]

You got a problem with my posts? Then don't read them. You know, it's not necessary for you to prove that you're an ass just so that people will believe it.
your right roccenstein thats wat i always say if you dont like the post DONT FUCKING READ THEM FUCKING NERD

[Farout]

my explaination for this vid to my friends is that the skinny dude is now going out with the fat dudes old girlfriend. Fat guy hears the skinnny guy is talking shit through mutual friends (through the girl's friends). they were just hangin out smokin outside a party or get together that the fat kid knew the skinny kid was gonna be at, so he told his friend to bring the camera for a beat down...and then served it up. this is completely a guess based on shit i've seen before.