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Shay
03-03-2006, 01:48 PM
A bear, a lion, and a chicken are talking about who is the toughest. The bear says, “When I roar the whole forest trembles.” The lion says, “When I roar the whole jungle shakes with fear.” The chicken just shrugs and says “all I have to do is cough and the whole fricken world shits itself!!”


And news just in....

The police arrested and charged Muhammad for sexually assaulting some sheep yesterday. In court, Muhammad simply said they were Islam’s and he would do whatever the hell he liked with them. Lol

rand0m
03-03-2006, 02:26 PM
lol, i lol'd like lol lol

Yo Couch
03-03-2006, 02:38 PM
i dont get the chicken one

Shay
03-03-2006, 02:42 PM
i dont get the chicken one

Bird Flu....

Yo Couch
03-03-2006, 02:44 PM
o....ha a little funny

Shay
03-03-2006, 03:17 PM
o....ha a little funny

Truth is though, chickens should be ok since they say Avian Flu will most likely only hit rough and wild birds. Actually, Is your mum ok? lol *Oh god I crack myself up*