Dead Baby Jokes

[CaliOutlaw1a]

I have written a 14 page book of pure dead baby jokes. I am trying to find new ones. Please post the best of the best.

[Big_Jake]

First of all, I would like to tell you that your a sick fuck. Second of all, yes I do have a dead baby joke, more or less. I read it in a steven king novel, it goes:


How did the dead baby cross the road???





It was stapled to the chicken.

[CheeseMonkeys]

A dead baby jumped onto your thread...

[teamdescent]

Q:Whats better then nailing babies to a wall?

A: Ripping them off.

[HereLiesMatthew]

What kind of person compiles a book filled with dead-baby jokes?

[Naruto]

Q. What do you get when you cut a dead baby?

A. An erection.

[Capn_crunch]

^^^^^
ewwwwwwwwwwww.............

Whats worse than a dead baby?
100 dead babies in a dumpster

Whats worse than that?
Theres one still alive at the bottom

Worse than that?
It has to eat its way to the top

Worse than that?
It goes back for seconds

[Nacirema]

did i miss something?

[mickyisthebest]

who makes jokes about dead babies? its just not funny.

[ChadR6783]

I didn't even know there were jokes about dead babies

[JetsterDajet]

How do you get 100 dead babies into a telephone booth?

Blender.

How do you get them out?

Straw.

[Mad Rad]

How do you get 100 dead babies into a telephone booth?

Blender.

How do you get them out?

Straw.

Fucked Up couldnt even describe this joke

[ThePope#15]

I didn't even know there were jokes about dead babies
Me either. Some are funny though.

[Thibis]

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how you throw 'em.

What's red and silver and walks into walls?

A baby with forks in its eyes.

Whats worse than ten dead babies in a garbage can?

One dead baby in ten garbage cans.

Man, its like high-shcool all over again. I used to know alot of these, many bags of grass ago.

[MiKe]

What do you call a dead baby covered in liquified dead babies?



Dinner.

[strikeandburn]

What does a baby sound like in a blender?

I dunno, i was to busy masturbating.

[KicktheBaby]

I used to be a big fan of these but idk... i forgot most of them
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Q:How do you make a dead baby drink?

A:Put it in a blender and set it to liquify
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Q: How do you make a dead baby float?

A: Take your foot off its head
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Q:Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Mercades

A:I dont have a Mercades in my garage
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Q:Whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

A:When you jump on a trampoline you take off your boots first
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Q:What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ?

A:Cancer
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k thats all i can remember. Ps. you guys are sick :P

[Thibis]

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Q: How do you make a dead baby float?

A: Take your foot off its head
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That reminded me of another, same q.

How do you make a dead baby float?

Add two scoops of ice cream and coke.

[Mad Rad]

messed the fuck up

[buisson]

How many dead babies does it take to put a lightbulb?




None, I prefer boning them in the dark.

[shdwpuppet]

You guys are pussies.

So I was fuckin a dead baby when my clown nose falls off...

-Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

-To see the expression on it's face while it goes down.

[Krivitsky]

how do you get a baby to quit crawling in circles?

nail its other hand to the floor.

[scott_man_25]

whats funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit

Whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to 10 trees

How do you get a baby into a tuperwear container?
Use a meatgrinder

How do you get a baby out if a tuperwear container?
NACHOS!!

How do you make a baby cry twice?
wipe your bloody penis on his teddy bear

[toomash]

That reminded me of another, same q.

How do you make a dead baby float?

Add two scoops of ice cream and coke.

It was "Two scoops ice ice cream, one scoop of dead baby"

[Deep_Wood]

what do you call this thread?

sickfuckers

[BestNameEver]

ok, i know im going to hell for this one but... how do you make a baby cry twice?


























You wipe your bloody dick on its teddy bear. yea...sorry!

[teamdescent]

What is funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.

What is the difference between a baby and a onion? No one cries when you chop up the baby.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

What is the difference between a baby and a dart-board? Dart-boards don't bleed.

What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar? About 500 calories.

Why did the family take the dead baby along on the cookout? So they could light it and toast their marshmallows.

Why was the dead baby kept in the kitchen drawer? The family used it to crack nuts.

Why do people keep dead babies in the rec. room? They cut off one leg and use it as a ping pong paddle.

Why do you put babies into blenders feet first? So you can see the expression on their faces.

Why do they boil water when a baby is being born? So that if its born dead they can make soup.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? It depends on how hard you squeeze them.

How many babies fit in a blender? Depends on how powerful the blender is.

How do you know when a baby is dead? It doesn't cry if you nail its feet to the ceiling.

How do you find the live baby in a pile of dead ones? Jab 'em all with a pitchfork.

How do you save a drowning baby? Harpoon it.

How do you turn a baby into a dog? Pour gas over it and light a match.

How do you turn a baby into a cat? Freeze it solid, then run it through a bandsaw.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender.

How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off its head. or: A glass of soda water and 2 scoops of baby.

What do you call two abortions in a bucket? Blood brothers.

What is red and is creeping up your leg? An abortion with homesickness.

What is a foot long and can make a woman scream? Stillbirth.

What is a foot long, blue, and makes women scream in the morning? Crib death.

What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall? Art.

What is red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? A baby in a microwave.

What is blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool? Baby with slashed floaties.

What is red and yellow and floats at the top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

What is red and hangs around trees? A baby hit by a snow blower.

What is green and hangs around trees? Same baby 3 weeks later.

What is pink and red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes.

What is pink and goes black with a "hiss."? A baby thrown into a furnace.

What is brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What is black and goes up and down? A baby in a toaster.

What is red and hangs out of the back of a train? A miscarriage.

What is red and goes round and round? A baby in a garbage disposal. What is red and swings back and forth? A baby on a meat hook.

What is red, screams, and goes around in circles? A baby nailed to the floor.

What is red and sits in the corner? A baby with razor blades.

What is blue and sits in the corner? A baby in a baggie.

What is black and sits in a corner? A baby with it's finger in a power socket.

What is green and sits in the corner? Same baby two weeks later.

What is black and charred? A baby chewing on an extension cord.

What is black and white, runs around the room, and smokes? A baby with his hair on fire.

What is blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A baby with a punctured lung.

What is cold, blue and doesn't move? A baby in your freezer.

What is pink, flies and squeals? A baby fired from a catapult.

What do you call the baby when it lands? Free pizza.

What is red and has more brains than the baby you just shot? The wall behind it.

What is white and glows pink? A dead baby with an electrode up its ass.

What is more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off again.

What is more fun than throwing a baby off the cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What is more fun than swinging babies around on a clothesline? Stopping them with a shovel.

What is more fun than shoveling dead babies off your porch? Doing it with a snow blower.

What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.

What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? Twins in an acid bath.

What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor? A baby with a javelin through its throat.

What is little and can't fit through a door? A baby with a spear in its head.

What is the definition of fun? Playing fetch with a pitbull and a baby.

What has 4 legs and one arm? A doberman on a children's playground.

What has 10 arms and blood all over it? A pitbull in front of a pile of dead babies.

What is red and pink and hanging out of your dog's mouth? Your baby's leg.

What present do you get for a dead baby? A dead puppy.

What is grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can? 100 dead babies in a trash can.

What is worse than that? There's a live one at the bottom.

What is worse than that? It eats its way out.

What is worse than that? It comes back for seconds.

Know what's gross? Running over a baby with a truck.

Know whats worse? Skidding on it.

Worse than that? Peeling it off the tires.

What is the worst part about killing a baby? Getting blood on your clown suit.





I think that is the motherload of dead baby jokes.

[lwcldylan]

hahahah good one

[oklahomachik]

i swear sum peeple just have sum fucking mind prollems........
why would anyone joke about a dead baby seriously
o nvm i am not even going to stoop down to this level

[D4MVP]

the first 30 I read I was on the floor. But now Im starting to feel bad...

Poor imaginary dead babies :(

[ThePope#15]

:lmao: teamdescent they were hilarious!

I mean awwww.

[utterdisturbed]

whats worse the making dead baby jokes?

when you die and go to helland al lthe dead babys waiting for you -_-

[eta]

^ The thought of that is just disturbing and will probably haunt me tonight

[legking]

What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window?

A baby in a microwave!

*badump-ching*

[BigMac]

I have two good ones.

1.(I'm sure you already heard if you've been "writting that book")

What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

2. How do you save a dead baby from falling in a sewer?

Stap it with a pitchfork.

[mickyisthebest]

to be honest i dont find any of these amusing and dont understand how you guys like em.

[buisson]

That reminded me of another, same q.

How do you make a dead baby float?

Add two scoops of ice cream and coke.

am I the only one not getting this one??

[teamdescent]

am I the only one not getting this one??

The question is different from the answer.

The question asks how you should make a baby float in water (like a pond or lake or river)

The answer makes it into a drink where you would drink the baby.

Two different meanings for "dead baby float"

[Squeezymo]

these are pretty gross.
there, my two cents.
now I have regained a partial amount of my dignity for clicking on this thread in the first place.

[MiKe]

What's the difference between a dead baby and a super model?




I haven't had sex with a super model in the last 15 minutes.

[judge weiner]

i swear sum peeple just have sum fucking mind prollems........
why would anyone joke about a dead baby seriously
o nvm i am not even going to stoop down to this level

zomg liek shok value maaeks 4 good humor sometims

[belladoyle]

This Is Fucking By Far And Away 1 Of The Worst Actually The Fucking Worst Thing I've Seen In My Life And I Hav Seen Some Sick Fucking Things PROBERLY THE WORST BEING MY OWEN DEAD BABY THIS HAS CRUSHED MY SOUL TO SEE A DAY WHEN PEOPLE COULD HUMOUR THEMSELFS AT LAUGHING AT DEAD BABY JOKES YE HAVE NOT 1 DECENT BONE IN YOUR HEARTLESS BODIES People LIKE YE MAKE THE WORLD A CRULE PLACE TO BE YOU SERIOUSLY Need Fucking Help Or Go Kill Yourself For Putting Those Words On A Computer Because Your Fucked Up Big Time You Are The Lowest Of The Low Absolute Scum This Is Fucking Disgusting How Are Ye Not Fucking Ashamed Of This The Only Reson I Opened This Page Up Was To Tell Any 1 Who Thinks There Is Some Thing Funny About A Dead Baby Please Get Some Fuckin Help U Sick Sick Freaks.i Have A Deadly Sense Of Humour I Find A Lot Of Things Funny But This Is Fucked Up Ye R Scumbags

[belladoyle]

[QUOTE=BestNameEver]ok, i know im going to hell for this one but... how do you make a baby cry twice?
U FUCKING SUMBAG WHY WUD U PUT THESE WORDS ON A SCREEN U FUCKING NEED HELP U SICK SICK BASTARD AND YES GOD WILL SEND U 2HELL 4 THAT U R JUST AS BAD AS A PEDAPHILE U PROBERLY ARE U DISGUSTING FUCKING EVIL CUNT BURN IN HELL U BAD BASTARD

[belladoyle]

I have written a 14 page book of pure dead baby jokes. I am trying to find new ones. Please post the best of the best.
PLEASE GET SOME FUCKING HELP OR KILL YOURSELF AND BURN IN HELL U ABSOLUTE IMBREAD KNACKER SUCMBAG EVIL FUCKING CUNT you are the devil and i woulDnt say iam over reacting you have to know HOW sick and twisted this is please get help YOU DISGUSTING LIFE FORM IF THAT IS WHAT YOUR LIFE IS ABOUT MAY U ROT IN HELL U CREEPY CREEPY PERSON U GIVE ME THE FUCKING CHILLS AND IAM SURE IAM NOT THE ONLY 1 WHO THINKS SO U FREAK

[belladoyle]

Please End This Thread Its Pure Evil For The Sake Of Woman Who Have The Absolute Heartship Of Seeing,feeling And Holding Their Dead Baby In Their Arms Please Its Sick/AND FOR THE SAKE OF ANY POOR SOUL WHO SUFFFERED CHILD ABUSE THE JOKES HERE ARE NOT FUNNY PLEASE ITS DISGUSTING

[belladoyle]

Q. What do you get when you cut a dead baby?

A. An erection.
YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOR THAT U CUNT

[islamabub]

Please End This Thread Its Pure Evil For The Sake Of Woman Who Have The Absolute Heartship Of Seeing,feeling And Holding Their Dead Baby In Their Arms Please Its Sick/AND FOR THE SAKE OF ANY POOR SOUL WHO SUFFFERED CHILD ABUSE THE JOKES HERE ARE NOT FUNNY PLEASE ITS DISGUSTING

then don't read 30+ post of dead baby jokes and respond to all of them .Go back to blowing up protestants in cafes or something

[judge weiner]

Yeah, someone should ban this belladoyle mongoloid faggot ASAP

if you're offended by JOKES on a HUMOR website you should just kill yourself when you get the urge to fucking register there and try to campaign against the jokes

[bono->thrill_me]

then don't read 30+ post of dead baby jokes and respond to all of them .Go back to blowing up protestants in cafes or something

i know it must be annoyin this person posting all that stuff and saying what they are, but that last part was not funny or cool....

[islamabub]

i know it must be annoyin this person posting all that stuff and saying what they are, but that last part was not funny or cool....

Not funny cause you're drunk

/sarcasm

[belladoyle]

then don't read 30+ post of dead baby jokes and respond to all of them .Go back to blowing up protestants in cafes or something
First of all Scumbag I didnt read any more than 2 of these jokes and i felt sick u have a twised mind AND BY THE WAY I HOPE YOUR A PROD SO SOME THAN I CAN BLOW U UP U CUNT TIOFCAIDH AR LA AN PHOBLACHT ABU "FIGURE THAT 1 OUT U KNACKER

[belladoyle]

Yeah, someone should ban this belladoyle mongoloid faggot ASAP

if you're offended by JOKES on a HUMOR website you should just kill yourself when you get the urge to fucking register there and try to campaign against the jokes
why dont u ban me so u dick you have little else to be doing i'd say anyway ban me i dont give a shit if u do just because i have a bit of compassion bout sick dead baby jokes that only a disgusting pediphile would fine funny which is what ye all are YE FUCKING ARE SICK SICK PEDIPHILES SO BAN ME U CUNT

[Victor Franko]

^Up yours dipshit.Do you have anything better to do with your pathetic life than insult and bitch about what's right & wrong? If you don't like this thread, DON'T READ IT!!! Its as simple as that. Take your shit and GTFO before you get banned.

Its arrogant little turds like you that make me want cough up blood.

[belladoyle]

^Up yours dipshit.Do you have anything better to do with your pathetic life than insult and bitch about what's right & wrong? If you don't like this thread, DON'T READ IT!!! Its as simple as that. Take your shit and GTFO before you get banned.

Its arrogant little turds like you that make me want cough up blood.
cOUGH UP BLOOD OK YOU REALLY ARE A PHYCO ARE'NT YOU AND WHO RU 2 SAY I HAVENT ANYTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY TIME JUST BECAUSE I CAME ACROSS SOMETHING I DONT BELIEVE IS RIGHT AND MADE A POINT WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO CALL ME PATHETIC YOUR THE PETHETIC 1 IF YOU DONT LIKE IT DONT REPLY TO ME YOU DONT OWEN THE INTERNET ASSWIPE AND BY THE WAY WHAT THE FUCK IS A TURD IAM SOOOOOO INSULTED

[Victor Franko]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Again you really know how to brighten my day with your lame ass posts.

[belladoyle]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Again you really know how to brighten my day with your lame ass posts.
LOL NOT AS LAME AS YOURS VICTOR LOL

[islamabub]

LOL NOT AS LAME AS YOURS VICTOR LOL


http://maddox.xmission.com/keyboard4.jpg

and another just because I like fuckcunt Irish so much( or just beause I'm a ass)

http://www.mttu.com/abort-pics/Smallb~1.jpg

[scott_man_25]

its important to be able to laugh at dead baby jokes. If you can find humour in somthing as aweful as dead babies, then you cand find humour anywhere. If you can find humour anywhere then you can have an optimistic view on life and be overall happier in everything that you do

[belladoyle]

http://maddox.xmission.com/keyboard4.jpg

and another just because I like fuckcunt Irish so much( or just beause I'm a ass)

http://www.mttu.com/abort-pics/Smallb~1.jpg
"and another "another what lad????that doesnt make sense retard,YOUR JUST FUNNY LOL AS WELL AS SAD

[islamabub]

"and another "another what lad????that doesnt make sense retard,YOUR JUST FUNNY LOL AS WELL AS SAD

lemme give you a hint twat TRYING CLICKING ON ONE OF THE LINKS which your dumbass might find hard because you got hemmorids in your brains like all you irish seem to nowadays. hey how did you end up with a dead baby anyways Bella? Chouldn't close your legs but your daddy might take some time off raping your brother to beat you.So your got a abortion well good for you but don't come ranting on whatever crappy computer they have at a belfast intrnet cafe

[belladoyle]

lemme give you a hint twat TRYING CLICKING ON ONE OF THE LINKS which your dumbass might find hard because you got hemmorids in your brains like all you irish seem to nowadays. hey how did you end up with a dead baby anyways Bella? Chouldn't close your legs but your daddy might take some time off raping your brother to beat you.So your got a abortion well good for you but don't come ranting on whatever crappy computer they have at a belfast intrnet cafe

LOL What a sad little person you must be a real miserble bastard arnt u writeing bout your owen experiences trying so hard to get it all out o your daddy raped you yeah yeah atteneion seeker is it?and I can rant as much as i like as far as iam concerned if you dont like it Dont fucking read it dickhead.

[fudgebucket]

LOL What a sad little person you must be a real miserble bastard arnt u writeing bout your owen experiences trying so hard to get it all out o your daddy raped you yeah yeah atteneion seeker is it?and I can rant as much as i like as far as iam concerned if you dont like it Dont fucking read it dickhead.

Geez settle down, they're freaking jokes. Although i'll agree that the microwave baby joke was fairly disturbing, its still funny in a twisted sort of way.

[Mad Rad]

I have one.

Whats not quite as fun as whacking off to dead babies?

Reading belladoyles lame ass posts.


More Dead Baby jokes please, <snap snap>

[crazyjames1233]

YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF INSANE SADISTIC FREAKS OF NATURE!!!
YOU ARE ALL SICK!!!

...


whats worse than 10 dead babies in the dumpster?
9 dead babies in the dumpster

SAT question:
tunnel it to train as;
dead babies asshole is to my penis

whats the difference between a dead baby and a pizza?
one tasts delicious, the other is made by Dominos

[Lividum]

How do you make a man pregnant?
Stick a dead baby up his ass!

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree?
One is legal to hit with an AX.

What do you call a dead baby with its skin peeled off?
Sexy.

How do you spoil a baby?
Leave it out in the sun.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.

What's bright blue, pink, and sizzles?
A baby trying to breast feed from an electrical outlet.

What's the best sound in the world?
Hearing dead baby's hips crack under pressure!

What wiggles spits and is covered in shit?
An inside out baby!

It's so horrible yet hilarious.

Horribious.

[ChadR6783]

They are hilarious people. Not sick. Go to some other thread if they offend you.

[Mad Rad]

God these are great, keep them cuming.

[evil joe]

Knock knock!

Who's thar?

A pile of dead babies!!!!



lawl.

[biscuit]

What better than fucking and afterwards eating a dead baby?

I dont know.

[Ecoli]

http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/dbj_001.htm

22 pages of dead baby jokes. Happy masturbating.

[Max Tee]

whats funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit

Whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to 10 trees

How do you get a baby into a tuperwear container?
Use a meatgrinder

How do you get a baby out if a tuperwear container?
NACHOS!!

How do you make a baby cry twice?
wipe your bloody penis on his teddy bear
That bottom one overtakes the jews/ashtray joke as THE most disgusting I have ever heard. We should have a thread of those.

[Canty]

Whats the worst sound in the world?


A baby's hips cracking under pressure

[modestdarkness]

louder they cry the harder i get

[Maniac91]

Whats funnier then 1 dead baby
10 dead babys

Whats the diffrince than 10 dead babies and a Astion Martin
I dont have a Astion Martin in my garage

What funnier than a dead baby in a clown suit
A dead baby in a blender



Me and my friend make a lot of these when we are bored

[ShadyJB]

this thread is so fuckin wrong!

[Mad Rad]

Whats the difference between brownies and dead babies.

One tastes best when fresh out of the oven and is good with milk the other one is brownies.

Whats the difference between mailboxes and a dead baby.

Me and my friends dont get together to hit mailboxes with baseball bats.

Whats the difference between water melons and dead babies.

I like to watch one get smashed to peices with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon.

Made these up in like 3 minutes. Its not hard to come up with these.

[Pwnage_Pimp]

^Up yours dipshit.Do you have anything better to do with your pathetic life than insult and bitch about what's right & wrong? If you don't like this thread, DON'T READ IT!!! Its as simple as that. Take your shit and GTFO before you get banned.

Its arrogant little turds like you that make me want cough up blood.


It's arrogant little turds like him that make me want to have sex with a dead baby.

[Mad Rad]

Well since I have recently held my newborn neice im my hands when she wasn't even a day old I feel shitty beyond all levels now. I know, I could make so many jokes about it, but it just doesnt seem right any more.

of course they are funny as hell

[evil joe]

Well since I have recently held my newborn neice im my hands when she wasn't even a day old I feel shitty beyond all levels now. I know, I could make so many jokes about it, but it just doesnt seem right any more.

of course they are funny as hell
It's not like we are all sick fucked up child molesters. We just like to have a good laugh once in a while.

Now tell me your address so I can fuck your neice in the ass.

[Mad Rad]

Fuck it, fry me up some dead baby please.

[Mad Rad]

Oh by the way its 666stabbedbaby ln.

[Detacht69]

Can we sticky this? Are there anymore threads with dead baby jokes? Not being able to search stinks

Speaking of stinking

Q: What's it mean when your oven smells weird
A: You forgot to take off the diaper


edit: And where is this 14 page dead baby joke book i'd like it

[Tudor]

belladoyle

You really really really need to learn to spell man.

Holy shit, you made like 10 posts and didn't spell one word right. Are you handicapped?

[NYG 5]

What do you call a dead baby covered in liquified dead babies?



Dinner.

NO! its called thanksgiving

[BestNameEver]

Didnt bother if this one might of existed but.....how do you make a baby cry twice?
















you wipe your bloody cock on its teddy

[Myst]

Can we sticky this? Are there anymore threads with dead baby jokes? Not being able to search stinks


page 1: http://four.fsphost.com/ebwf/deadbaby1.htm
page 2: http://four.fsphost.com/ebwf/deadbaby2.htm

Yes, I am going to hell for replying to this thread. :uhoh:

[skater910]

This is one of the best threads I have ever seen. I laughed, I cried, I raped a dead baby. Plus, the only reason I'm not reporting belladonna or whoever is because he/she/it threatened us to ban him/her/it.

Why did that Indian around the litter really cry?
He saw a dead baby without a single scratch on it.

Spiders : tissues :: dead babies : towels

Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
So you can pick them up five at a time.

How do you know you have a big dick?
When you can do two babies at the same time. :boink:

Why are conservatives against abortion?
Aborted fetuses aren't as tight.