1stpfloyd
03-09-2006, 10:33 PM
:lol: George Carlin
George Carlin....
COWS:
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal
aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
CONSTITUTION:
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.
Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart
guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS:
The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments in a Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal,"
"Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of
lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!
And Last but not least.....
George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart.. "Boy, I feel a lot
safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still
walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America
willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her ass off to jail.
George Carlin....
COWS:
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal
aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
CONSTITUTION:
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.
Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart
guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS:
The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments in a Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal,"
"Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of
lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!
And Last but not least.....
George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart.. "Boy, I feel a lot
safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still
walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America
willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her ass off to jail.