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gringo63
03-12-2006, 05:05 PM
14> FEMA Bead Delays Ruin Mardi Gras

13> Hillary Tabs McCain as Running Mate; Rumsfeld Does, Too

12> Jolie Moves to Adopt Gary Coleman; Pitt Counters With
Emmanuel Lewis Offer

11> IRS Upgrades Its Computers to Windows 98

10> Michael Jackson's Wardrobe Malfunctions at Chuck E Cheese's

9> Ted Kennedy Undergoes Experimental Longevity Treatment

8> Hurricane Bambi Threatens Minnesota

7> Iraqi Flag Controversy Impacts Tourism in 51st State

6> American Students' Math and Science Skills Lag Behind That
of Europeans, Asians, Cheese

5> Constitution Amended; Bush/Schwarzenegger Form GOP
"Muscle Ticket"

4> Phillip Seymour Hoffman to Star in "Naked Ambition:
The Richard Hatch Story"

3> Study Confirms Masturbation-Cancer Link

2> Allied Forces Launch Simultaneous Attack in Iran, Syria,
North Korea, Switzerland

:tom:
03-12-2006, 05:08 PM
1> gringo36 signs up on ebaumsworld forums

HereLiesMatthew
03-12-2006, 06:31 PM
none of those were funny. not one.

Teh Gir
03-12-2006, 09:57 PM
1> gringo36 signs up on ebaumsworld forums


fucking OWNED n00b

Ænema
03-12-2006, 10:36 PM
fucking OWNED n00b
Not to be a dick, but you are still kind of a noob. But whatever, he got owned right?

mickyisthebest
03-13-2006, 12:33 PM
lol this thread = total fuck up