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03-14-2006, 02:31 AM
My name is Kyle.
I speak 20 different languages.
18/20 are made up.
I think the fastest way to stop your parents from fighting is a hand grenade.
I think the 700 club needs more followers.
I think Donald Trump is the cheapest guy in the world
he only hires one person on his show.
my ultimate goal in life is go to the moon and take a dump there.
I wish there were hotels on the way to the top of mount everest.
makes it much easier to climb.
or better yet an elevator.
I wish I could have the chance to hug Oprah.
because it will be easier to rob her that way than to hold up a gun in her face.
I think the terrorist are bombing the wrong places.
If I was one I'd bomb the local porn shop in the area.
I'd like to hear a stevie wonder cover of the song that goes"~I can see clearly now...bright bright sun-shiny day~".
I think barbie would sell huge to a male demographic if the makers would drill a hole in every of their toys.
I think the reason disney created tigger is because they hate taiwanese people.
I wish there was a new gentler term for cancer.
like "better write your will now buddy.".
I think the dinosaurs were wiped out not because of a meteor hitting the earth.
but because of body odor.
I think if a guy has a certain "shortcoming".
he should be able to park in the handicaped parking space.
I speak 20 different languages.
18/20 are made up.
I think the fastest way to stop your parents from fighting is a hand grenade.
I think the 700 club needs more followers.
I think Donald Trump is the cheapest guy in the world
he only hires one person on his show.
my ultimate goal in life is go to the moon and take a dump there.
I wish there were hotels on the way to the top of mount everest.
makes it much easier to climb.
or better yet an elevator.
I wish I could have the chance to hug Oprah.
because it will be easier to rob her that way than to hold up a gun in her face.
I think the terrorist are bombing the wrong places.
If I was one I'd bomb the local porn shop in the area.
I'd like to hear a stevie wonder cover of the song that goes"~I can see clearly now...bright bright sun-shiny day~".
I think barbie would sell huge to a male demographic if the makers would drill a hole in every of their toys.
I think the reason disney created tigger is because they hate taiwanese people.
I wish there was a new gentler term for cancer.
like "better write your will now buddy.".
I think the dinosaurs were wiped out not because of a meteor hitting the earth.
but because of body odor.
I think if a guy has a certain "shortcoming".
he should be able to park in the handicaped parking space.