Why did the Chicken cross the road

[Nash_61]

To get to the other side...............

[Ænema]

Honest to god, get the fuck out of here.

[Nash_61]

Naaa.............................................. .........

[ColdWaXX]

In before the lock :)And you realize that this is a thread. You took the time to make this pile of shit?

I sir, pity you.

[Nash_61]

Bumble Bee Tuna!!!

[anothermoron]

Knock knock.

[Nash_61]

whos there ?

[BuckFutter]

Nobody, because you are a fucking loser that makes shitty threads. Nobody wants to visit you.

[Nash_61]

then why you post, face it, you love my threads
Bumble bee tuna to you to.

[Mr. X]

Bumble bee tuna to you to.


Mmmmmm...tuna sandwich. Mmmmmm...:dunce:

[Ulic]

Tuna Hot Dogs?

[ralphy]

ok heres 1...

Q.why did the chicken cross the road??

A.to get to the other side

Q.why did the lebanese man cross the road??

A. to bash the chicken

Q. y did 100 lebanese guys cross the road??

A.cause the chicken was winning

[OLIAX]

haaaahaaahaaaaaa :lol: I like this guy :rolleyes:

[KakUMei]

My friend ran over a chicken once... It was crossing the road. It didnt die when he ran over it.... So he backed up and ran over it again.

True Story.

[Predator04]

LAME>hfjhfjfjh fgjh

[Vilkata]

Ever wonder why the chicken crossed the road?

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.

RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

BILL CLINTON: That depends on what your definition of "did" is.

GEORGE BUSH JR: I don't know, but I'll tell you this: That chicken may run, but it can't hide. God bless America.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER: Did you actually see it cross the road? Or did you suddenly notice that it had appeared on the other side? You think you saw it cross the road, but that's an illusion. How many more chickens have to appear before you believe it?

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken Millenium Edition, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book, and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

LOUIS FARRAKHAN: What color was the chicken? If you do your research, you will find that it was a white chicken. Roads are always black. The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

THE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it: the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken was gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that.

COLONEL SANDERS: You mean I missed one?!

[Mr. Heskey]

Why did the woman cross the road?


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I dont know you tell me, what the fuck was she doing out of the kitchen anyway?

[Godlike]

Ever wonder why the chicken crossed the road?

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.

RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

BILL CLINTON: That depends on what your definition of "did" is.

GEORGE BUSH JR: I don't know, but I'll tell you this: That chicken may run, but it can't hide. God bless America.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER: Did you actually see it cross the road? Or did you suddenly notice that it had appeared on the other side? You think you saw it cross the road, but that's an illusion. How many more chickens have to appear before you believe it?

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken Millenium Edition, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book, and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

LOUIS FARRAKHAN: What color was the chicken? If you do your research, you will find that it was a white chicken. Roads are always black. The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

THE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it: the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken was gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that.

COLONEL SANDERS: You mean I missed one?!

That is incredible. Did u make all that up?

[:tom:]

Q.why did the pigeon cross the road?
A.it was bumming the chicken.

[Vilkata]

That is incredible. Did u make all that up?

nope, for all my joke needs, i go here (http://www.lotsofjokes.com)

[anothermoron]

What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill?
A mudslide.

What do you call a bunch of white guys running down a hill?
An avalanche.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill?
A jailbreak.

[Squeezymo]

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

[CrAzY-HoRsE]

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was trolling the ebaums world forums?

[Godlike]

nope, for all my joke needs, i go here (http://www.lotsofjokes.com)
Thats awsome. From now on thats my ultimate source for jokes.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Why did the chicken cross half of the road.

It wanted to lay it on the line.

[belladoyle]

Tuna Hot Dogs?
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM HOT DOGS MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[belladoyle]

That is incredible. Did u make all that up?
BRILLENT IT MAKES THIS THREAD WORTHWHILE