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magast
03-18-2006, 02:50 AM
DR. MOUVANIS



Dr. Immanuel Bengel was born into poverty in Belgium in the spring of 1939. His father, Edgard Gerk Bengel, barely made a living collecting slugs from the rural gutter of the small town Ferkluge Dorfbart, selling them to slug-eating people, and as all know, people who eat slugs are not mentally well, and also very often quite poor. In addition to this, the price of slugs dropped drastically that decade, as the market was flooded with cheaper slugs from Northern Albania.

His mother, Gertrude Dask Bengel, tried to add to the family’s income by offering to wash peoples faces on the street, but it was not a success, as people shunned the mad-looking woman waving a dirty cloth in their faces.

So forced by poverty and despair, they sold their son Immanuel, to a travelling circus for two loafs of rye bread and a pouch of pipe-tobacco.

This happened when Immanuel Bengel was just four years old, and he was bought mainly because of his extraordinarily large head. It really was huge.

So he became famous as “The Boy With The Giant Head”, in town squares and city greens all across Europe.

Little did anyone now then about the amazing and mind-boggling powers hidden inside that giant head.

After five years of travelling around with the “Cirques Des Perdent”, he escaped and started working as a “garcon des latrine” on the steamboat “Gambit of West Chippingham”, freighting squirrel-skins from Mozambique to Hull, England.

But only three months after embarking, the steamboat crashed into a blue whale and sank off the coast of West Africa.

As faith and the great, hidden powers that keep the entire universe together would have it, Imanuel Bengel survived the shipwreck. Clutching to a box of squirrel-skins he drifted ashore in the independent nation of Bemala Mombo, where men of the Nebgubu-tribe that resided in the nearby jungle found him.

The Nebgubu-tribe accepted the boy as one of themselves, and he grew up with them, learning the way of the jungle, becoming one with the intense energy that runs through all of us and all things natural.

At the age of 16 he earned his African name “Mouvanis” (before this they just called him Nbele, which means “Strange Boy With Giant Head”). This came to after he told the chief of the Nebgubu-tribe that an insane monkey would attempt to make love to him the next day, and it actually happened.

After this incident he was given the name Mouvanis, which means “Strange Boy With Giant Head That Knows What Will Happen Tomorrow”.

After five years with the Nebgubu-tribe, discovering and finetuning his mighty abilities, he decided to return to civilization, to help and guide mankind towards a better future.

He now resides in the city of Bastogne, Belgium.

The number of people he has already helped is staggering, and keeps growing each passing day.

Here is predictions for your future!

www.thehorrorscope.us

(I made this site recently, and need a bit of feedback. It's developing.)

Tally Ho,
Magne