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boney
03-18-2006, 03:55 PM
Did anyone realise that Sony approached Nintendo with the Playstation idea and Nintendo telling them to basically fuck off! :dunce:

http://www.gamerfeed.com/gf/features/929/]

:preachon:

Liberator13
03-18-2006, 04:04 PM
"Let's ruin the Rainbow Six series of games by making the next ones into an arcade game instead of the classic realistic tactical game that made it so kickass!"

HereLiesMatthew
03-18-2006, 04:07 PM
"Taking pictures of pokemon would be a LOT of fun" - Whatever cunt came up with the idea for Pokemon Snap

LuckyCharms
03-18-2006, 04:08 PM
"Taking pictures of pokemon would be a LOT of fun" - Whatever cunt came up with the idea for Pokemon Snap
hey it was fun you bastard :wah:

Pat The Baker
03-18-2006, 04:09 PM
Hey, lets nerf the grenade launcher in BF2 and make it worthless.

Solid Snake
03-18-2006, 04:10 PM
"As soon as the game comes out, no one will be able to know about Raiden!" - Hideo Kojima on MGS2

Liberator13
03-18-2006, 04:12 PM
Hey, lets nerf the grenade launcher in BF2 and make it worthless.

Hey, lets allow all the n00bs to run around, jumping around, shooting grenades and killing themselves along with 6 other people.

Yeah, its good the 40mm's are dumbed down, it was fucking ridiculous.

Oh, and lets make the PKM the most powerful gun in the game. Don't worry, that won't become the new n00b weapon of choice.

Wally The Gator
03-18-2006, 04:13 PM
hey it was fun you bastard :wah:

I agree!

I probably beat that game 5 times.

ColdWaXX
03-18-2006, 04:14 PM
Atari making E.T.

Pat The Baker
03-18-2006, 04:16 PM
Hey, lets allow all the n00bs to run around, jumping around, shooting grenades and killing themselves along with 6 other people.

Yeah, its good the 40mm's are dumbed down, it was fucking ridiculous.

Oh, and lets make the PKM the most powerful gun in the game. Don't worry, that won't become the new n00b weapon of choice.
I hardly used assault anyways, but now it is too weak of a weapon.

ConanTL
03-18-2006, 04:17 PM
Planning to make Duke Nukem Forever ...
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FonsecaWalls
03-18-2006, 04:17 PM
'Hey let's go back to the basics for Final Fantasy 9.'

hey I liked that game! got me so addicted :)

LuckyCharms
03-18-2006, 04:18 PM
I agree!

I probably beat that game 5 times.
hell yeah that game was teh shit i'm gonna download it right now and play it.

gettaup
03-18-2006, 04:18 PM
atari calling their system 64bit

Liberator13
03-18-2006, 04:19 PM
I hardly used assault anyways, but now it is too weak of a weapon.

Realistically, yeah, it is too weak. And I used to want BF2 to be realistic, but if it was, it wouldn't be fun.

The tanks would own, and the black hawk would rape more than it did before 1.2.

I wish they had more 7.62 rifles, like the SCAR-H.

Cee
03-18-2006, 04:59 PM
"Let's ruin the Rainbow Six series of games by making the next ones into an arcade game instead of the classic realistic tactical game that made it so kickass!"

I'm pissed about that too. Blame BF2 for making all the Military sims into arcadey Halo-like games.

Devastation
03-18-2006, 05:02 PM
"Let's make a movie based on Mario Bros."

strikeandburn
03-18-2006, 05:04 PM
Did anyone realise that Sony approached Nintendo with the Playstation idea and Nintendo telling them to basically fuck off! :dunce:

http://www.gamerfeed.com/gf/features/929/]

:preachon:
Just like.. Back in the day Pepsi Had a perfect chance to Buy Coca Cola, but they didn't.

ChadR6783
03-18-2006, 05:06 PM
"Lets make the third ATV Offroad Fury the most dissapointing videogame ever!"

Solid Snake
03-18-2006, 05:07 PM
"Let's make Dante more mature in DMC2!"

Jk1725
03-18-2006, 05:08 PM
K guys we have had ridiculous success with ff 1-8 especially 7 and 8 so lets completley switch things up!!!!
dreamcast
many more to come trust me

wrathchild
03-18-2006, 05:09 PM
Halting production of Carmageddon IV.

ChadR6783
03-18-2006, 05:11 PM
"Let's change the controls for Madden!"

Spike Lee
03-18-2006, 05:25 PM
"Let's change the controls for Madden!"
That was for the best.

troutofdoom
03-18-2006, 05:25 PM
'Hey let's go back to the basics for Final Fantasy 9.'

Dude, 9 owned 8 and 10/10-2 in every conceivable way. Chocobo treasure hunting, anyone?

ndn_goat
03-18-2006, 05:31 PM
I think one of the biggest mistakes Nintendo has done was not adding Online to any of their games on the GCN except Phantasy Star. Well, atleast the Revolution will have online, atleast thats what they say.

Cee
03-18-2006, 05:34 PM
Military Sims cost thousands of dollars. BF2 costs you less than 50.


Really? Because Operation Flashpoint can be found today for less than 20$

http://www.website.thechainofcommand.net/

We were recommended to milliary sims by officers who train in MOUT.

BiteMe
03-18-2006, 05:41 PM
"Let's make a Crazy Frog racing game!"

:squint:

Face Plant
03-18-2006, 05:46 PM
When Halo2 is released for PC it won't work on 2000 or XP but will require an upgrade to Microsoft Vista. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4698072.stm

Pig
03-18-2006, 05:48 PM
Whoever is bitchin about FF 9, you SUCK


That was the best out of the whole series, 4 discs of amazing game-play.

Sure the characters were weird, but EVERYTHING about the game owned.

as for my contribution

" Lets totally fuck up the FF series with FF 10-2 :D! "

anGus
03-18-2006, 05:54 PM
"Let's make the rest of the James Bond games!" -EA

"Let's change this MMORPG into a limited first-person shooter and still expect people to play!" -Sony in regards to Star Wars Galaxies

ColdWaXX
03-18-2006, 05:55 PM
That was for the best.
It really was.

whereismymind
03-18-2006, 06:19 PM
"Let's cancel Chrono Break."

:wah:

ColdWaXX
03-18-2006, 06:22 PM
"Let's make an urban socom."

nirvana
03-18-2006, 06:25 PM
"Hey, let's not make a Diablo 3, even though almost all gamers want us to!" :preachon:

doorknobopener
03-18-2006, 06:27 PM
"Let's cancel Chrono Break."

:wah:
At least we can hope that they realized their mistake before we die


" Lets totally fuck up the FF series with FF 10-2 :D! "
My only problem with 10-2 is that they did not have a limit break attack. Other than that I loved it. Touching story in my mind

pacaveli
03-18-2006, 06:28 PM
"I say we can have starcraft ghost out by early 2004" blizzard console director

EvaMonkey
03-18-2006, 06:35 PM
"Hey guy's, lets make a sonic game... but not with sonic as the main character"

Pat The Baker
03-18-2006, 06:38 PM
"Hey, let's not make a Diablo 3, even though almost all gamers want us to!" :preachon:
What would the story behind that be, Diablo 3 that is?

jeffrok
03-18-2006, 07:08 PM
Atari making E.T.

ColdWaXX FTW.

Even the guys who made this game admitted that they were forced to release a product not even close to ready for prime-time.

Thibis
03-18-2006, 07:44 PM
What would the story behind that be, Diablo 3 that is?

Releasing Diablo 3 will take subscribers away from World of Warcraft. They're gonna suck that baby dry first, then release the new crack/diablo 3. That will take years.

And I hate to argue Final Fantasy, but 9 was far better than 8. 8 was unnecessarily complicated. In the end it all boiled down to just "steall 99 of every spell", and you were good. And that bit about all of the characters growing up together, but they forgot? yeah...

"Hey, seeing as how we've only made ONE real Final Fantasy game for the PS2, lets make a bunch of cash by selling X-2:The whiney adventures of teenage girls. It's fun to get people excited for nothing."

Liberator13
03-18-2006, 07:46 PM
Cancelling Ghost Recon 2 for the PC.

ChadR6783
03-18-2006, 07:47 PM
That was for the best.
Probably, but it took so long to get used to.

MikeHawk420
03-18-2006, 07:49 PM
Twisted Metal Black

After 2. They should have stoped. 2nd was the best.

nirvana
03-18-2006, 07:49 PM
What would the story behind that be, Diablo 3 that is?

The other lesser evils that were never killed. I think there were 2.

ChadR6783
03-18-2006, 07:50 PM
Twisted Metal Black

After 2. They should have stoped. 2nd was the best.
I liked the 4th the most

whereismymind
03-18-2006, 08:27 PM
Twisted Metal Black

After 2. They should have stoped. 2nd was the best.

Twisted metal black was good. 3 and 4 where both made by differen't developers I think but Black was made by the same people who did 1 and 2. It wasn't as good as 1 or 2 but it was good none the less. It was just to easy.

Kenyan
03-18-2006, 09:08 PM
The other lesser evils that were never killed. I think there were 2.


Umm, the 3 "brothers" are all dead. Mepshito (d2 act 3) Diablo (d2 act 4) and Baal (d2-x pack act 5)

No more main demons to kill... Even though a diablo 3 would be cool:rolleyes:


**letting 6-14 year old boys use mics on xbox live, or any online game**

led_head
03-18-2006, 09:14 PM
Just like.. Back in the day Pepsi Had a perfect chance to Buy Coca Cola, but they didn't.


correct me if i'm wrong, but i thought it was the other way around, that Coca Cola could've bought Pepsi...

nirvana
03-18-2006, 09:16 PM
Umm, the 3 "brothers" are all dead. Mepshito (d2 act 3) Diablo (d2 act 4) and Baal (d2-x pack act 5)

No more main demons to kill... Even though a diablo 3 would be cool:rolleyes:


**letting 6-14 year old boys use mics on xbox live, or any online game**

There were other lesser evils that didn't appear/die in the game, but were mentioned in the storyline. I believe there were 5, and Andariel and Duriel were some of them. So there is still room to make a storyline, if somehow these "lesser evils" became more powerful. And I don't remeber since I played this game 4-5 years ago, but didn't the world stone become corrupt, allowing demons to enter into the world?

Solid Snake
03-18-2006, 09:16 PM
"Let's have the players play as Ghost and Niobe in Enter the Matrix."

That's like playing as Aquaman in a Superman game.

DannyboyKills
03-18-2006, 10:00 PM
"Hmm, we should make a game about ET"

Mr. Fuck You
03-18-2006, 10:09 PM
"Let's make a movie based on Mario Bros."
That movie was the shit...DAMN! i want it now, and im out of money! :wah:

Devastation
03-18-2006, 10:10 PM
That movie was the shit...DAMN! i want it now, and im out of money! :wah:
You are now a minority.

This means I can be subtley disciminating towards you.

I'm sorry sir, E/N appears to be rather busy. Why don't you try Video Clips instead?

Mr. Pelicula
03-18-2006, 10:17 PM
Let's make a TV! (http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/3940/controllerinactionsmall5dl.jpg)

Farmer77
03-18-2006, 10:33 PM
Finally coming out with a NON-cell shaded Zelda game when the Gamecube is on its last legs.

Snowy
03-18-2006, 11:08 PM
"lets make a gun that takes away the shield of a person, then couple that with a gun with deadly accuracy in halo 2!"

strikeandburn
03-18-2006, 11:12 PM
correct me if i'm wrong, but i thought it was the other way around, that Coca Cola could've bought Pepsi...
You could be right. I just know one of them fucked themselves over.

the masterpiece
03-18-2006, 11:42 PM
The creation of Halo. This game proved with enough hype you can make millions.

Life On Mars
03-18-2006, 11:45 PM
Xbox. Say hello to the race for money instead of quality.

At The Gates
03-18-2006, 11:51 PM
The creation of Halo. This game proved with enough hype you can make millions.

Except it was a good fun game, not the best but still pretty fun.

troutofdoom
03-19-2006, 12:02 AM
Finally coming out with a NON-cell shaded Zelda game when the Gamecube is on its last legs.

It isn't so bad now that they are putting in support for the Revolution's controller.

"People like Shaq, people like kung fu. How could this go wrong?"

beardo
03-19-2006, 12:08 AM
GUY1:"where should the zombies attack this time?"

GUY2:"racoon city"

GUY1:"not again dude"

GUY2:"Its my damn idea and the zombies shall attack racoon city for the 13th and final time"

harold
03-19-2006, 12:18 AM
']Xbox. Say hello to the race for money instead of quality.

Its called competition :idea:

...we need a gaming forum!!

Newb1e St1l3Z
03-19-2006, 12:40 AM
...we need a gaming forum!!

Same, maybe we can make an forum petition for getting a Gaming and harware forum started.

EDIT:

"Oh i know! Let's make all the Xbox racing games EXCEPT Forza Motorsport available on PC!"

JaMaiCa
03-19-2006, 12:41 AM
"People like Shaq, people like kung fu. How could this go wrong?"

Haha, Shaq-fu. I had that game for the snes, it was kind of fun actually. :p

the masterpiece
03-19-2006, 12:43 AM
Except it was a good fun game, not the best but still pretty fun.

Yeah but you gotta admit it got boring after a few weeks and had a terrible ending. "Are we done chief?". "No, we have just begun". WTF 2 months for that!!

Cee
03-19-2006, 12:50 AM
DDR Ten Chars

Wu-tang
03-19-2006, 01:10 AM
...Hey let's not put Lennox Lewis on fucking fight night round 3...

Or, hey let's only put 5 professional boxers in each weight class.

FFS they need to add more fucking boxers.

esruC
03-19-2006, 01:17 AM
"Hey, let's make the Jaguar!"

firepiss
03-19-2006, 01:49 AM
Did anyone realise that Sony approached Nintendo with the Playstation idea and Nintendo telling them to basically fuck off! :dunce:

http://www.gamerfeed.com/gf/features/929/]

:preachon:

You really can't blame Nintendo for making that move back in 1993. Times were different, who would of thought that Sony would dominate the business 5 years later. I would have never. Sony was asking for too much to land this project.


The dumbest moves in Video Game history is Sega!

Sega 32X was the dumbest idea! I bought into it 10 years ago! I'm such dumbass for buying that crap! It still looked like Sega 16 bit to me. lol.

shuvit087
03-19-2006, 01:56 AM
Twisted Metal Black

After 2. They should have stoped. 2nd was the best.

qft......2 > all

jeffrok
03-19-2006, 01:57 AM
"Hey, let's make the Jaguar!"

Jaguar was leaps and bounds ahead of its time.. As was the Atari Lynx.

JaMaiCa
03-19-2006, 01:59 AM
"Hey, let's make the Jaguar!"

Do you like luxury?

jeffrok
03-19-2006, 02:05 AM
Do you like luxury?

He was speaking about the video game system the Atari Jaguar, not the car..

:rollseyes

whereismymind
03-19-2006, 02:27 AM
Let's make a TV! (http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/3940/controllerinactionsmall5dl.jpg)

I don't know why so many people think the revolutions controller is going to blow. That controller is going to be the shit! Imagine what you'll be able to do for shooting games with that. Using the sensor on the end of it to aim your gun. Also imagine what you could do with horror games. You could wave the sensor around as a flash light while trying to escape from a creepy basement. Also there's going to be a shell you can get/comes with the system that is like a usual two handed controler that you can use instead of the new one. Nintendo knows what they are doing and IMO it will turn out great.

troutofdoom
03-19-2006, 02:31 AM
i wanna slit someone's throat with the controller-knife

HereLiesMatthew
03-19-2006, 02:33 AM
"Let's make them pay monthly to play this."
Blatantly correct, you are. World of Warcraft is NOT worth the money per month, but I wanted to give it a shot.

OneEvilPenguin
03-19-2006, 02:39 AM
"Hey! When Microsoft buys us, lets just stop making good games!" - Rareware

MattyB
03-19-2006, 04:36 AM
"Hey, let's ruin the legacy of pacman by continuously making shitty games featuring him!"

JaMaiCa
03-19-2006, 04:40 AM
He was speaking about the video game system the Atari Jaguar, not the car..

:rollseyes

Oh, haha. I was just watching SNL and the skit where Will Farrel plays the Jaguar spokesman came on. I needed an excuse to use his lines.

Malek
03-19-2006, 04:47 AM
Final Fantasy suck. You beat only one of the game and you get the point to all of the game. You're some dude...you got hot chicks with you, go ahead and save the world.

Yeah, suck my dick sony.

rerat
03-19-2006, 04:58 AM
Final Fantasy suck. You beat only one of the game and you get the point to all of the game. You're some dude...you got hot chicks with you, go ahead and save the world.

Yeah, suck my dick sony.
You do realise "10" doesn't mean it's the first one right? What you said is absolutely dispicable.

handsock
03-19-2006, 05:41 AM
*Let's make Breath of Fire V: Dragon Quarter and completely ruin one of the best RPG series of all time."

ConanTL
03-19-2006, 05:54 AM
I know... let's take the principle of Command and Conquer and take it online! Only that you can't command an army, but rather you just command a single unit and you can play against other single unit players ...


... anybody remember: C&C Sole Survivor?

-Verifist-
03-19-2006, 06:02 AM
Umm, didn't Baal basically unleash Hell by corrupting the Worldstone and having it broken? = excuse for Diablo 3.

"Hey! Let's NOT make Starcraft 2!"

JaMaiCa
03-19-2006, 09:10 AM
"Hey, let's turn Final Fantasy into a movie!" (the first one)

And those guys at Blizzard are genius.

JMac453
03-19-2006, 09:17 AM
"Hey, let's make a video game system!" - Sega

Edit: I know Sega had sweet games, but still, in the long run...bad idea.

refoops
03-19-2006, 09:33 AM
Not really there fault, but the dreamast could of been so.. So much more.

Dreamcast > Pc + Ps2 + Xbox + Everyother fucking thing ever.
It's such a shame not many people played it. It was a truely amazing system.

Anybody who's playes it will agree.
If not.

Fuck off.

Mattzor
03-19-2006, 09:34 AM
"Why have just GLA/USA/CHINA when we can have 3 of each and pretend we are making this game better?" - EA


"You know what would be cool? Night Vision Goggles and Duel Pistols!!!" - CS developers.


"I'm sorry guys, stealing cars at whim might be OK, same with stealing a harrier from an aircraft carrier, even senselessly decapitating masses of innocent pedestrians, but last night my kid saw a pixelated womans nipple and I dont won't to see my kids moral integrity tarnished."

Life On Mars
03-19-2006, 10:42 AM
Its called competition :idea:
...we need a gaming forum!!
I proposed that idea quite a while ago. Caveman a poophead though and stabbed my idea.

Riukken
03-19-2006, 11:05 AM
Dreamcast > Pc + Ps2 + Xbox + Everyother fucking thing ever.
It's such a shame not many people played it. It was a truely amazing system.

Anybody who's playes it will agree.
If not.
I agree with you. A year 2000 system with X-Box graphics and great games you can't beat that. The price was a little high. $199 for system and $50 for games.

Flesh Warlord
03-19-2006, 11:23 AM
"Lets release BF2 with only conquest mode"

I had to take that shit back, I was so disappointed.

OLIAX
03-19-2006, 11:27 AM
tecmo killing ninjahacker

I just finished reading the article the "fatty" as they call it (I call it the big duke) is an awsome controller for the xbox the controller S doesn't fit right in my hands and I hate where the black and white buttons on the small one are placed but the big duke isn't a mistake it is a miracle

oh and have you ever noticed the xbox looks like a beefed up dreamcast even the controllers look the same

jeffrok
03-19-2006, 11:34 AM
Oh, haha. I was just watching SNL and the skit where Will Farrel plays the Jaguar spokesman came on. I needed an excuse to use his lines.

LOL, I never saw that one. Will Ferrell. My favorite SNL guy in a long time.

Pig
03-19-2006, 11:49 AM
*Let's make Breath of Fire V: Dragon Quarter and completely ruin one of the best RPG series of all time."


Omg, I LOVED breath of fire 1 2 and 3, fourth one SUCKED majorly.

EvaMonkey
03-19-2006, 12:11 PM
Not really there fault, but the dreamast could of been so.. So much more.

Dreamcast > Pc + Ps2 + Xbox + Everyother fucking thing ever.
It's such a shame not many people played it. It was a truely amazing system.

Anybody who's playes it will agree.
If not.

Fuck off.

So. Very. True. Nigga. Bro....

Dude...

I kinda lost it there

Caveman
03-19-2006, 01:52 PM
']I proposed that idea quite a while ago. Caveman a poophead though and stabbed my idea.

You hurt my feelings. :wah:

JMac453
03-19-2006, 02:08 PM
You hurt my feelings. :wah:

No, seriously...why no gaming section, though? If the car/music nuts get one, I don't see why gamers should be any different...

jeffrok
03-19-2006, 02:37 PM
So. Very. True. Nigga. Bro....

Dude...

I kinda lost it there

Jet Grind Radio, Sonic Adventure, NFL 2K3, Crazy Taxi, Tony Hawk, Test Drive LeMans, Soul Calibur, the list goes on.. :wah: :wah: :wah:

handsock
03-19-2006, 02:38 PM
Dreamcast PSO ftw.

Face Plant
03-19-2006, 04:12 PM
Abandoning developement of VR goggles. So some people got headaches and seizures, so what, walk it off pussy.

hardXcorey
03-19-2006, 05:15 PM
Mother fucking Fight Club. Worst game ever. Story mode can be beaten in like 2 hours, and the clips in story mode arent animated. They're just pictures with people who over-dub narration.

pill popper
03-19-2006, 05:18 PM
"Hey, lets take clack out of teh Ratchet and Clank games and call the game 'ratchet:deadlocked', just like we did witht he Jak and Daxter games."

OneEvilPenguin
03-19-2006, 07:27 PM
"Hey you know how me made PSO ver. 2? We'll that had me thinking....LETS RE-RELEASE THE SAME GAME 4 TIMES, ADDING IN ONLY A LITTLE BIT OF CONTENT EACH TIME AND NEVER IMPROVING THE GRAPHICS!!!!"(gc [pso & pso+], xbox, pc [also had blue burst]) - SEGA
I sorry for any one this may offend, but god damn, its the same game.

esruC
03-19-2006, 07:45 PM
Madden 64....

*shudders*

stevib
03-19-2006, 07:47 PM
"lets make shenmue! and shenmue 2!"


Cmon, how can you enjoy this piece of asspiss. Walk around for about 4 hours and have like 2 shitty fights. Do that thing were you have to press whatever button pops onscreen once every 10 hours, the only thing thats fun if your not doing something fucking tediously stupid, like fucking moving crates for money or giving the librarian a handjob for letting you stay at his house. For that kinda shit, die hard arcade is what ya need. That was the fucking balls.

Samian
03-19-2006, 07:50 PM
good thread.

gotta be "let's make Driver 3"

The first two were so good, even the clunky running around in Driver 2 was easily forgivable because of the all around kick assedness of the thing. Then 3 came out and made me cry.

silverspade14
03-19-2006, 08:07 PM
"lets make shenmue! and shenmue 2!"


Cmon, how can you enjoy this piece of asspiss. Walk around for about 4 hours and have like 2 shitty fights. Do that thing were you have to press whatever button pops onscreen once every 10 hours, the only thing thats fun if your not doing something fucking tediously stupid, like fucking moving crates for money or giving the librarian a handjob for letting you stay at his house. For that kinda shit, die hard arcade is what ya need. That was the fucking balls.
Go kill yourself. Shenmue 2 was awesome. never played the first. It obviously isnt that boring if I played the whole game, theres alot of fighting in the middle.

"Lets cancel B.C., A very good looking game, with tons of followers!"

Wurby Tictoc
03-19-2006, 09:37 PM
"Hey! When Microsoft buys us, lets just stop making good games!" - Rareware
True. They had such great games for the N64, then Microsoft comes along and they just bite the dust. Even Kameo I heard wasn't that good, and it was originally supposed to be on N64.

"We should cancel Earthbound 64." -Nintendo

DaddyMac
03-19-2006, 10:01 PM
Superman 64
Aquaman :banghead: :banghead:

The dreamcast was the shit. The graphics were so amazing. And Crazy Taxi was badass. It also had the best controllers ever and a memory unit that had a screen display.

The_Canadian
03-19-2006, 10:22 PM
"Lets have Princess Peach captured and Mario comes to the rescue... for the billionth time"

teamdescent
03-19-2006, 10:26 PM
Microsoft's Fat-Ass Controller
Year: 2001

Microsoft's Xbox is the epitome of American design, a big ass and heavy box that'll crush your spine if it falls on you. With that being said, the system's developers elected to set up their creation with an equally enormous controller, and thus, the fatty was born. Clearly one of the biggest controllers in videogame history as well as one of the most uncomfortable, the fatty is an absolute beast. Its mammoth grips are so thick that numerous people couldn't get their hands around them, and the awkward button placement, the bizarre location of the white and black buttons, further doomed this controller to the bargain bin. For some strange reason it goes about as well with Halo as a burger and fries, but as for just about any other Xbox game (fighters, especially), the fatty is pretty useless.

Personally I like how heavy the Xbox was. When i pick up my Xbox360 I keep thinking its going to split down the middle, because the white part of the 360 is so thin. So im always really paranoid.

rocky racoon
03-19-2006, 10:30 PM
Bill Gates: "Let's make the Xbox360 start at $400 even though I could easily give everyone in the world one and still be the wealthiest man alive. While we are at it, lets make the games cost $60 just to further quench my thirst for world domination."

Borg 2
03-19-2006, 10:33 PM
one of the most notorious was making wind waker (zelda) cell shaded.. commercial suicide...just when you thought nintendo couldnt get further out of touch.

RickJamesGhost
03-19-2006, 10:38 PM
dragonquest. Got it for xmas, only reason i still have it is because of the ff12 demo and gamestop won't accept it without it.

UnchainedZer0
03-19-2006, 10:44 PM
"Hey! Let's NOT make Starcraft 2!"

QFT!!! I loved starcraft and Broodwar. I hate those warcraft games.

"Lets delay the PS3 for 600 years."

Wu-tang
03-19-2006, 10:52 PM
Bill Gates: "Let's make the Xbox360 start at $400 even though I could easily give everyone in the world one and still be the wealthiest man alive. While we are at it, lets make the games cost $60 just to further quench my thirst for world domination."
When he dies 99% of his money is going to charity and only 1% will be spread out through his family...which is still a lot.

Rado
03-19-2006, 11:00 PM
Resident Evil 2.

doorknobopener
03-19-2006, 11:06 PM
Resident Evil 2.
Do you mean the movie?

and since we are talking about Resident Evil

"Let's make a first person shooter Resident Evil game"

jeffrok
03-19-2006, 11:22 PM
Here's one. The Atari 7800. C-R-A-P.

whereismymind
03-19-2006, 11:24 PM
Hell while where on the subject.

"Let's make an online Resident Evil game, but here's the twist guys. You can't talk to other players. Fuck, fans will go wild over this idea! Man am I a fucking genious or what?"

Just Spurplin
03-20-2006, 12:10 AM
Bill Gates: "Let's make the Xbox360 start at $400 even though I could easily give everyone in the world one and still be the wealthiest man alive. While we are at it, lets make the games cost $60 just to further quench my thirst for world domination."

"And since we can, lets release the system even though we have so few made that millions of people who have had it reserved for 8 months will not see one for another 8."

.Communist
03-20-2006, 03:59 AM
Hey, lets allow all the n00bs to run around, jumping around, shooting grenades and killing themselves along with 6 other people.

Yeah, its good the 40mm's are dumbed down, it was fucking ridiculous.

Oh, and lets make the PKM the most powerful gun in the game. Don't worry, that won't become the new n00b weapon of choice.

WHAT!?

1. They needed to be dumber down, but the 40mm Launchers are now useless..

2. Support fire is worse than grenades were...

evilmittens
03-20-2006, 12:12 PM
WHAT!?

1. They needed to be dumber down, but the 40mm Launchers are now useless..

2. Support fire is worse than grenades were...
Indeed, I was even "out snipered" by a fucking PKM. He was all excited he was 200 yds away and shot me. Grenade launchers are better now, just powerful enough to kill when needed, no so powerful to make spamable. Only use is to drop in an enemy cap and clean it out before you go in.

Nick is "evilmittens"

Liberator13
03-20-2006, 12:20 PM
Yeah, the PKM is way too powerful. Its damage is supposedly 45, while the rest of the MGs only have 30 damage. That makes sense, eh?

Rado
03-20-2006, 12:25 PM
Do you mean the movie?

and since we are talking about Resident Evil

"Let's make a first person shooter Resident Evil game"

Nah I meant the game.

The first one is still my favourite game now after years.

The second was shite, the story was rubbish,puzzles were easy peasy, they had action music which took away the scare factor and there was a lot of FMV's.


edit: Ohh yea that first person shooter, how shite?

ThaPharCyde
03-20-2006, 12:43 PM
Ok I must defend a few things:

"lets make shenmue! and shenmue 2!"

Never played the second but the first did kick ass. In fact it was, the last I heard, the most expensive console game in history to develop. Not to say that makes it a good game, I'm just saying. I miss my dreamcast alot. Virtual tennis and Ready to Rumble alone warrant it's purchase.

And the virtual boy kicked ass in my opinion. Although there were like 5 games I I still enjoyed it.

But back to topic, lets make about 5 types of sonic games that are all side-scrolling with very little to no change in game-play except for addition of a character.

Oh and stuntmaster for Ps2...worst. game. ever.

And I'm with QR...fuck paying money for a game every month. I am not paying money for a game just to pay more every month. No way.

This thread is interesting and at the same time depressing. I guess it was due. :cool:

G-stop
03-20-2006, 01:42 PM
http://media.nintendo.com/mediaFiles/EdX2WT4zfrPiOI_RoY3JWEMfpGJXu5MG.jpg
WORST DECISION EVA

camilo
03-20-2006, 01:57 PM
http://media.nintendo.com/mediaFiles/EdX2WT4zfrPiOI_RoY3JWEMfpGJXu5MG.jpg
WORST DECISION EVA


Have you played it?

Cee
03-20-2006, 02:01 PM
Have you played it?

Seriously...

Yalofa
03-20-2006, 03:39 PM
Hey lets make neo geo games cost $200! Thats a sure fire way of making money!!

poopchow
03-20-2006, 03:43 PM
"How about we dont kill ourselves and make another Star Wars game!"

~ Everyone

silverspade14
03-20-2006, 04:06 PM
Bill Gates: "Let's make the Xbox360 start at $400 even though I could easily give everyone in the world one and still be the wealthiest man alive. While we are at it, lets make the games cost $60 just to further quench my thirst for world domination."
Only third party games for the 360 are $60 , it has nothing to do with Microsoft. All of Microsofts 360 games are $50.

Mental_Shut_In
03-20-2006, 04:12 PM
- lets end Halo 2 on a cliffhanger because were to lazy to finish the prepared script and level designs. jesus if Bioware can program KOTOR in under a year, bungie can actually finish Halo 2 in the time alloted.


- we can half ass driv3r, it's not like peopel have another free roaming mature crime drama game to play

- hmm, our new game Advent Rising has a great script by a noted and award winning science fiction novelist, and a fantastic instramental score by Tommy Talirico at Tallirico studios, maybe we should ruin it by recycling the piss poor aiming system from Drake of the 99 Dragons, hire shitty bland voice actors, fudge the texture mapping, and rip off designs from Halo.

Caveman
03-20-2006, 04:14 PM
No, seriously...why no gaming section, though? If the car/music nuts get one, I don't see why gamers should be any different...

I don’t pay the bills here, so I don’t make the decisions. I just enforce the rules.

RussianPride24
03-20-2006, 04:15 PM
Does anyone else think this was a bad idea? (http://img470.imageshack.us/img470/8588/n64controllerblue4id.jpg)

LuckyCharms
03-20-2006, 04:16 PM
Does anyone else think this was a bad idea? (http://img470.imageshack.us/img470/8588/n64controllerblue4id.jpg)
nope

that was the best controller ever i liked it :)

Mental_Shut_In
03-20-2006, 04:21 PM
Does anyone else think this was a bad idea? (http://img470.imageshack.us/img470/8588/n64controllerblue4id.jpg)

no, that controller is extreamly comfortable and was the direct influence for most modern gen controllers (like the controller S)

OLIAX
03-20-2006, 04:22 PM
lol I love the N64 controller and mine was blue as well WOOT ^^ I hate the lamecube controller

Liberator13
03-20-2006, 04:30 PM
Fuck yea, the N64 controller was awesome. How could somebody hate it?!

Mental_Shut_In
03-20-2006, 04:32 PM
what does everybody think of the Revolution Controller. it feels like there trying to re-invent the wheel

RussianPride24
03-20-2006, 04:37 PM
what does everybody think of the Revolution Controller. it feels like there trying to re-invent the wheel
YOU MEAN THIS ONE? (http://static.flickr.com/21/31765801_5e44946b93_o.jpg)

troutofdoom
03-20-2006, 04:38 PM
what does everybody think of the Revolution Controller. it feels like there trying to re-invent the wheel

or put a tire around the wheel. Take a minute to think about what a precise motion tracking system could do in video games. If you still think it's a bad idea, you're a moron.

Mental_Shut_In
03-20-2006, 04:41 PM
or put a tire around the wheel. Take a minute to think about what a precise motion tracking system could do in video games. If you still think it's a bad idea, you're a moron.

i'm not saying it's a bad thing, but it's just such a diffrent idea that alot of gamers will probably have trouble adjusting. it's a huge step. also the one handed idea will also be hard to adjust to, although it could be kickass for a lightsabre simulator.

camilo
03-20-2006, 05:21 PM
^ or a dildo simulator.

whereismymind
03-20-2006, 06:55 PM
This would be the shit. (http://img362.imageshack.us/my.php?image=zeldacontroller0bc.jpg)

Severus
03-20-2006, 07:03 PM
']Xbox. Say hello to the race for money instead of quality.

I agree with you completely. There is also not collaborating with the Japanese developers was a bad mistake for Microsoft: the Japanese know how videogames and consoles are to be made.

shawneboy
03-21-2006, 03:51 AM
989 studios designing Twisted Metal 3 and 4. They completely and totally ruined the game. Thank god someone else designed black. I heard something about tmb2 coming. Haven't looked much into it though. It would be fucking hilarious if 989 was designing it. The whole world would be like "nnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

Considering how succesful tm1 and 2 were, I'd say letting 989 design the next couple of them was a huge mistake in gaming history.

appleb
03-21-2006, 10:50 AM
"Let's make a movie based off Dead or Alive, and pick up some cosplayers from the local convention for it.

a7x1337
03-21-2006, 01:56 PM
"Hey! When Microsoft buys us, lets just stop making good games!" - Rareware
this is true. i've been waiting all these years for banjo-threeie :wah:

anyway, my contribution to this thread is EA buying the NFL license. good for them, bad for all the gamers who had the superior 2k series pulled from under their feet and left with the shitfest madden series.

i still play nfl 2k5. and im going to do so for a long time

edit: oh, and i'm also pissed that big huge games decided to switch from historical to fantasy from the next Rise of Nations/Legends game. cause we dont have enough warcraft wannabes :rolleyes:

editedit: Does anyone else think this was a bad idea? (http://img470.imageshack.us/img470/8588/n64controllerblue4id.jpg)
no. that controller pwned. the gamecube thing sucked tremendously, though, and was THE reason why my gamecube collected dust in my closet

ItchyItchyFace
03-21-2006, 02:17 PM
Does anyone else think this was a bad idea? (http://img470.imageshack.us/img470/8588/n64controllerblue4id.jpg)Best controller ever. I mixed mines, my favourite was the one with the green bottom and the blue top.

i'm not saying it's a bad thing, but it's just such a diffrent idea that alot of gamers will probably have trouble adjusting. it's a huge step. also the one handed idea will also be hard to adjust to, although it could be kickass for a lightsabre simulator.But it's aimed at the non-gamers. I quit gaming because everything was so expensive and complicated and each controller had 15 buttons and it took hours before you learned all the complex moves. Simple, arcade-style games is what I (and a lot of people) want. If I have friends over that aren't comfortable with games, It would be great that I could give them a controller and just say "just swing". They're like "WTF" if I give them a controller and tell them to press Triangle and Square simultaniously.

firepiss
05-18-2006, 09:55 AM
- 3DO being priced at 700$

- Nintendo rejecting Sony back in 1994.

- Sega releasing the 32X acting as if it was really better?

- Nintendo 64 refusing to jump into the CD business and loosing most of it's 3rd party supporters.

- N64 controller (As a nintendo fan speaking, I must say it was horrible!)


no. that controller pwned. the gamecube thing sucked tremendously, though, and was THE reason why my gamecube collected dust in my closet


Nintendo Gamecube has the best controller ever made and I'm being dead serious.

Nintendo 64 was a horrible idea. Look where they located the joy stick? In the middle of the controller?! I found it rather stupid how I had to the hold the controller while playing nintendo 64 games.

Yelixander
05-18-2006, 09:38 PM
Does anyone else think this was a bad idea? (http://img470.imageshack.us/img470/8588/n64controllerblue4id.jpg)
Lol. I think it was bad and good at the same time.
Bad:You almost never use the D-pad and L Button, and you need three hands to hold the whole thing properly.
Good: Using the Z button to accelerate in Extreme-G was very comfortable, and everything else was just fine, especially the C Buttons.

navid
05-18-2006, 10:04 PM
to stop making max payne games.

Mad Rad
05-19-2006, 12:22 AM
Adding over the shoulder view to the Ghost Recon series

Making it so the Max Payne series couldnt be continued

Giving kids Halo2 and a mic with Xbox Live

Making the Halo2 style ranking system for Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter

Putting fast travel in Oblivion

ColdWaXX
05-19-2006, 12:37 AM
EA: "How 'bout we DON'T donate money into making the PS3?"

LAN Monster
05-19-2006, 01:16 AM
"Lets make Halo 2 easy for noobs to play!"

Life On Mars
05-19-2006, 01:28 AM
"Hey, lets make PS3 have the same controllers, but we'll paint them silver."

tripb19
05-19-2006, 02:07 AM
"Let's focus on graphics and specs instead of intuitive gameplay!!!"

Sony and Microsoft, recently.

Avo
05-19-2006, 05:33 AM
"Hey, I got a crazy I idea for the fans, lets make the pistol inadequate." - Bungie on Halo2

stupid . mistake . ever :banghead:

Nitsud44
05-19-2006, 05:37 AM
"In order to counter huge network lags because of our subpar matchmaking, let's just add an insane amount of autoaim to our game" Bungie/Microsoft on Halo2.

Burnt Socks
05-19-2006, 06:31 AM
final fantasy x-2

Toretto
05-19-2006, 07:02 AM
edit: oh, and i'm also pissed that big huge games decided to switch from historical to fantasy from the next Rise of Nations/Legends game. cause we dont have enough warcraft wannabes :rolleyes:

It is lying at my desk right now, should I install it or play some more Oblivion (which I happen to suck at)? Hmm, decisions, decisions...:uhoh:

Nitsud44
05-19-2006, 08:14 AM
final fantasy x-2
Try playing it til the end before you say it was a bad game. I've actualy completed that game three times and everytime I enjoyed it.
If you've ever even played this game, (which I doubt) what's your probably with it?

Canty
05-19-2006, 10:35 AM
No Max Payne 3.
No NOLF 3 (fantastic gem of an FPS)
No Streets of Rage 4:wah:

3rdPanzerDiv.
05-19-2006, 11:30 AM
Don't know if someone said it already but
Raiden in MGS2

Smoked86
05-19-2006, 02:11 PM
Bill Gates: "Let's make the Xbox360 start at $400 even though I could easily give everyone in the world one and still be the wealthiest man alive. While we are at it, lets make the games cost $60 just to further quench my thirst for world domination."
the ps3 will run $600. and the games will probably be just as expensive.

Halo 2 lets give everyone SMG's so if some one gets a decent weapon they own you 4ever. lets make the pistol suck. lets ad 50 weapons.

the smg is the biggest piece of shitty crap ever. if master chief can lift like 500 lbs and weighs a grand how come a little gun that shoots 22's(thats what the smg fires) climb on him. i bet i could shoot better than MC

EDIT: yeah raiden was pretty gay, plus the whole swords are better than guns anime japo crap.
if swords are better then why doesn't the military use them and slice through concrete, reinforced steel, and tanks like butter

UnchainedZer0
05-19-2006, 04:33 PM
Superman 64!!!
the ps3 will run $600. and the games will probably be just as expensive.


Probably more. Blu-ray disks will most likely cost more to make than HD-DVD disks.

Ænema
05-19-2006, 06:35 PM
Releasing the Gizmondo.

Burnt Socks
05-19-2006, 09:22 PM
Try playing it til the end before you say it was a bad game. I've actualy completed that game three times and everytime I enjoyed it.
If you've ever even played this game, (which I doubt) what's your probably with it?

acctualy i did play it till the end, i thought i was waaaaay to easy, i didnt power level at all, and the final boss/bosses were just way to easy, i had no problem with the story at all, i thought that was the one good part of it, also i didnt like the whole jap pop style of it and i hated the whole dress sphere thing and the way you gain skills. didnt find skilling or combat confusing or diffiuculf or anything, i just didnt enjoy it, and wasn't challenged at all, i wish they would add a difficulty setting to FF games, challenge = more fun.

pacaveli
05-20-2006, 12:21 AM
starcrat ghost, yea we can get that out by winter of 04...

-- blizzard

Mad Rad
05-20-2006, 12:44 AM
Don't know if someone said it already but
Raiden in MGS2

Millions of us MGS players say that everyday

Riukken
05-20-2006, 12:48 AM
Halo Series: "Lets be one sided and stick with the X-Box."
Streetfighter: "Maybe we should go back to 2d Fighting styles."
Dragonwarrior Series: "Keep all the good games over in Japan."
Enix: "Squaresoft was stupid enough to buy us even though we only have 1 good set of games."

Vanilla Tattoo
05-20-2006, 02:46 AM
final fantasy x-2

But.. why?

Nitsud44
05-20-2006, 03:17 AM
acctualy i did play it till the end, i thought i was waaaaay to easy, i didnt power level at all, and the final boss/bosses were just way to easy, i had no problem with the story at all, i thought that was the one good part of it, also i didnt like the whole jap pop style of it and i hated the whole dress sphere thing and the way you gain skills. didnt find skilling or combat confusing or diffiuculf or anything, i just didnt enjoy it, and wasn't challenged at all, i wish they would add a difficulty setting to FF games, challenge = more fun.
You skipped the 100 floor dungeon that's chalk full of challenge.
On FFX-2 as on a lot of RPGs the main story line is relatively easy, but the sidequests are where the difficulty is at.
On the more polished RPGs that are coming out it's set up so that anyone, even a casual gamer can complete the main story line, but then there's a lot of extra sidestory and bonus battles that the hardcore gamer can challenge themselves to complete.

tripb19
05-20-2006, 03:19 AM
Millions of us MGS players say that everyday
I don't.

I <3 MGS2. Coolest setting ever.

Burnt Socks
05-20-2006, 05:26 AM
But.. why?

I stated why, scroll up. maybe not the worst ever made, but for me the most dissapointing.

You skipped the 100 floor dungeon that's chalk full of challenge.
On FFX-2 as on a lot of RPGs the main story line is relatively easy, but the sidequests are where the difficulty is at.
On the more polished RPGs that are coming out it's set up so that anyone, even a casual gamer can complete the main story line, but then there's a lot of extra sidestory and bonus battles that the hardcore gamer can challenge themselves to complete.

i never knew about that, sidequests are fine and good i guess, but still would love to see a difficulty setting in FF games, i remeber the first time i played FFVII(my first rpg) i had a hell of a time killing sepheroth, got wiped out a couple times but it made winning so much more satisfying and to me that difficulty enhanced the story.

Mad Rad
05-20-2006, 08:05 PM
Raiden sucks, if you like him, you suck. No questions asked.

tripb19
05-20-2006, 08:25 PM
Raiden sucks, if you like him, you suck. No questions asked.
But his hair is so silky smooth! I always wonder what conditioner he uses to get it like that.

doorknobopener
05-20-2006, 08:40 PM
I stated why, scroll up. maybe not the worst ever made, but for me the most dissapointing.



i never knew about that, sidequests are fine and good i guess, but still would love to see a difficulty setting in FF games, i remeber the first time i played FFVII(my first rpg) i had a hell of a time killing sepheroth, got wiped out a couple times but it made winning so much more satisfying and to me that difficulty enhanced the story.
I understand how you felt about beating Sephiroth. I had the same expirence with fighting Ozma in FFIX. I got lucky when I died and got da Rebirth flame, died again, and got another Rebirth flame. It felt so good beating that SOB.

Kommercial
05-20-2006, 08:52 PM
I'm sitting here imagining just about every single one of you looking over at your game stash, to try and figure out something bad to post about a few of them.

As far as BF2, I love the game! The only thing I really don't like are the "exploding" ammunition from the Iraqi helicopter.

ColdWaXX
05-20-2006, 08:57 PM
I'm sitting here imagining just about every single one of you looking over at your game stash, to try and figure out something bad to post about a few of them.

As far as BF2, I love the game! The only thing I really don't like are the "exploding" ammunition from the Iraqi helicopter.
I still have the case for Run Like Hell *Hides head in shame*, that game was horrible. I don't have the game anymore though.

Liberator13
05-20-2006, 09:08 PM
I still have the case for Run Like Hell *Hides head in shame*, that game was horrible. I don't have the game anymore though.

Yeah, I sold my game the day Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter come out.

Oh, on that topic, here's one:
GRIN/Ubisoft: "Hey! Lets NOT optimize the engine! And lets only put in Domination mode, with the promise of other modes a month after it comes out!"

Kommercial
05-20-2006, 09:10 PM
They need to make "Asteroids", the 3D version.

Electrify
05-25-2006, 11:09 PM
Halo 2's matchmaking. Maybe not the worst, but it could have been my favourite game of all time if it let people search for unranked custom games.

Smoked86
05-25-2006, 11:35 PM
halo 2 making the smg your default weapon

a7x1337
05-26-2006, 12:08 AM
It is lying at my desk right now, should I install it or play some more Oblivion (which I happen to suck at)? Hmm, decisions, decisions...:uhoh:
yeah, i sold out and ordered rise of legends. i'm sure it'll be good, but...

btw, is oblivion good? i got it for my friend for his birthday. he likes warcraft and fable, so i figured he'd like this game since some people are touting it as the best rpg ever.

Victor Franko
05-26-2006, 12:14 AM
-Making the E.T. game for Atari

-And making the Tirpitz and Eder Dam levels for the British Campaign in COD 1. To much of that subterfuge and one man army crap.

IGneois
05-26-2006, 12:31 AM
Killing Lui Kang off in Deadly Alliance.

elliott678
05-26-2006, 01:16 AM
-Making the E.T. game for Atari
Why does everyone always jump to bashing E.T?

The game isn't that bad, people that say it is have either never played it or have never seen 80% of the 2600s game library. There is a ton of shitty games that are unplayable, E.T. is not one of them. If you actually learn how to play it can be a fun game.

Meio
05-26-2006, 09:27 AM
I agree with you. A year 2000 system with X-Box graphics and great games you can't beat that. The price was a little high. $199 for system and $50 for games.

1999, and it was $100 cheaper than the PS2.

It wasn't a mistake, it was just out marketed by Sony.

Remember the ads at the time? Sega just showing gameplay and hoping that we would see, and Sony selling us 'the 3rd place' with no in game footage ever. If you want to know how Sony won the PR war, just look at some old news articles (e.g. http://www.pub.umich.edu/daily/1999/sep/09-23-99/arts/arts5.html). Did you believe all the hilarious lies and exagerations at the time? Do you believe the PS3 lies now?

DrFrasierCrane
05-26-2006, 11:02 AM
The way Dreamcast was marketed:

'Let's tell everyone that Dreamcast is coming, but let's not tell them what it is!'

Also releasing Sega Rally for the Saturn, you could complete it in 5 minutes.

Sega, you did some stupid shit, but baby I want you back..

rand0m
05-26-2006, 11:28 AM
Call of Duty 2, oh lets just use the COD1 engine, completely ignore ragdoll, physics and enviormental damage.

[H]
06-08-2006, 05:38 AM
yeah killing liu kang off in deadly alliance was pretty gay
he ownded the game!

spootinsteve
06-08-2006, 06:06 AM
he was the only normal damn person in it... everyone else had metal arms, turned into a lizard, controlled an element of some kind or could steal souls...

When he dies 99% of his money is going to charity and only 1% will be spread out through his family...which is still a lot.
His wife gets it... what she does with it is up to her... if anyone else gets it, then 48.5% goes to the government no matter what...

btw, is oblivion good? i got it for my friend for his birthday. he likes warcraft and fable, so i figured he'd like this game since some people are touting it as the best rpg ever.
if you have a really good system and can run in on high without graphics lag, then yes, he will love it... i kinda got the shits with it cause it kept lagging at some times, and i didnt want to turn the graphics down :p