How to cook a turkey

[OLIAX]

How to cook a Turkey:

Step 1: Remove the turkey from the refrigerator.

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch).

Step 3: Place the turkey in the oven.

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey.

Step 5: Turn oven the on.

Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink.

Step 7: Set the degree at 375 ovens.

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky.

Step 9: Turk the bastey.

Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get.

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer.

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey.

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours.

Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey.

Step 15: Floor the turkey up off of the pick.

Step 16: Turk the carvey.

Step 17: Hands blood wash off; place Aid-Band (s) over cut(s).

Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch.

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey.

Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out.

[Merlin8666]

eeeh, yeah ok

[humorcrazy]

Hahaha I read that before...great joke! ..nice post :)
Cheers!
(now I wanna get drunk :( )

[hempographer]

not....that....funny.....but still pretty cool.