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gringo63
03-19-2006, 03:27 PM
> > A blonde went into a world wide message center to
> > send a message to her mother overseas.
> > When the man told her it would cost $300, she
> > exclaimed: "I don't have any money, But I'd do
> > ANYTHING to get a message to my mother."
> > The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).
> > "Anything?" he asked.
> > "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.
> > Well, then, "Just follow me" said the man as he
> > walked towards the next room.
> >
> > The blonde did as she was told and followed the
> man.
> > "Come in and close the door" the man said.
> > She did.
> > He then said "Now get on your knees."
> > She did.
> > "Now take down my zipper."
> > She did.
> > "Now go ahead take it out....." He said.
> > She reached in and grabbed it with both hands. Th
> Then
> > paused.
> > The man closed his eyes and whispered . "Well go
> > ahead."
> > The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it
> and
> > while holding it Close to her lips, tentatively
> said
> > "Hello. Mom, can you hear me?"
rand0m
03-19-2006, 03:44 PM
lol, that was good however
> >could
> >you
> >please
> >cut
> >the
> >fucking
> >arrows
> >out
> >your
> >fucking
> >joke
gettaup
03-19-2006, 03:54 PM
lmao. funnies!
Merlin8666
03-19-2006, 04:18 PM
always sex related? Come up with a clean joke, this is sick
humorcrazy
03-19-2006, 05:04 PM
always sex related? Come up with a clean joke, this is sick
In Favor of Merlin ..lol ..Here is a clean joke ..:P ...Enjoy!


She was so blonde...

...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box
because it said "concentrate".

...she put lipstick on her forehead
because she wanted to make up her mind.

...she told me to meet her
at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".

...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

...she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

...she tried to drown a fish.

...she thought a quarterback was a refund.

...she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

...under "education" on her job application,
she put "Hooked On Phonics".

...she tripped over a cordless phone.

...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put "Sagittarius".

...if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.

...she studied for a blood test ...and failed.

Cheers! everyone...
hempographer
03-19-2006, 07:29 PM
fuck you merlin. sex jokes are funny.
:boink:


And while i'm here...


How did the blond hurt herself raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.
Liberator13
03-20-2006, 04:41 PM
Haha, these are all good.
anothermoron
03-20-2006, 07:49 PM
These are all old and stolen. It's not too hard to make up your own, new blonde jokes!
Liberator13
03-20-2006, 08:01 PM
These are all old and stolen. It's not too hard to make up your own, new blonde jokes!

Then go for it, moron.
tehownz0r
03-20-2006, 08:12 PM
Then go for it, moron.

OWNED!!1111
anothermoron
03-20-2006, 08:29 PM
How can you tell a blonde from a dog?

If you turn out the lights, only one will remember where it is.
anothermoron
03-20-2006, 08:31 PM
I gave myself a limit two minutes to come up with a joke, so if you want me to come up with a better one by tomorrow, or in an hour, just say so.