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gringo63
03-19-2006, 03:54 PM
The Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her, "Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what you put your Mum through?"

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff...Dad... I became a prostitute..."

"WHAT? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family - I don't want to see you again!"

"OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this luxury fur coat, title deeds to a ten bed-room mansion, plus a savings account certificate for �5 million. For my little brother, this gold Rolex, and for you Daddy the spanking new Mercedes Limited Edition convertible that's parked outside plus a lifetime membership to the Country Club...(takes a breath)---an invitation for you all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and..."

"Now what was it you said you had become?"

Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff ... A Prostitute Dad, ... sniff, sniff."

"Oh! Be Jesus! - You scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said a Protestant!!! Come here and give your old man a hug."
a_brainless_guy
03-19-2006, 04:01 PM
Haha! Nice one.
Merlin8666
03-19-2006, 04:21 PM
good joke very nice
humorcrazy
03-19-2006, 05:00 PM
LOL..funny joke..gave me a good laugh ..kinda made me jelous though ..ahahaha..I was going to say I wish I was the girl and as rich as her...but heck! ..I'll settle to be the dad or brother..their getting rich anyways! :P
Cheers! everyone..
Frostdaddy
03-19-2006, 06:25 PM
I take offense to that. Fucking catholics.

But they have damn good jokes, I must say.
hempographer
03-19-2006, 07:35 PM
If whores made that much money, we'd all be out of a job. Oh, well, kick-ass joke though.
bono->thrill_me
03-22-2006, 12:23 PM
hahaha that was shit hot, great joke!
ThePope#15
03-22-2006, 12:38 PM
Haha that was funny, nice joke!
Nash_61
03-22-2006, 04:36 PM
lol... good one funny indeed shit man i am still laughing lol but seriously lol
anGus
03-23-2006, 03:41 AM
Lol funny joke. The Irish are entertaining.
judge weiner
04-10-2006, 03:46 PM
You potato fucking asswipe, don't fucking blow up someone's car over it
Liberator13
04-10-2006, 05:29 PM
Wait, so people are trying to hate on the Irish now?

Jesus Christ, are you all really that bored?
Victor Franko
04-11-2006, 05:22 PM
iF I KNEW WHO U WERE ID PROBERLY BLOW YOUR FUCKIN CAR UP YOU IMBREAD CUNT YA ,ARE SO ILLITERATE YOU DONT KNOW IT YET BUT THE POTATOE FAMINE IS OVER U SPA DONT FUCKING KNOCK THE IRISH WE BUILT YOUR FUCKIN COUNTRY U CUNT,YOUR PROBERLY A SNEAKY FUCKIN bRIT ARE YA U CUNT.


I smell a ban coming.

You dropped out of school didn't you? I could tell just by the way you spelled "Potato", "Inbred", and "Probably." Also in the future, you might wanna try a little thing called Caps Lock.
Victor Franko
04-11-2006, 09:19 PM
WHY RU GOING 2 BAN ME THEN AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION I DID NOT DROP OUT OF SCHOOL WHO RU 2 CORRECT MY SPELLING I DONT CARE IF MY SPELLING IS WRONG AND ACTUALLY POTATOE IS THE CORRECT SPELLING FOR POTATO AS U SPELL IT IS IRISH AND IF I DONT WANT TO USE CAP LOCKS I WONT SO DONT ANNOY ME AGAIN U FAIRY AND THATS HOW WE SPELL FAIRY IN IRELAND AS IN U FAG.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

You make me laugh.
echoes
04-11-2006, 10:33 PM
whores are fun every girl should be one
belladoyle
04-12-2006, 04:19 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

You make me laugh.
LOL GLAD 2 HERE U HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR ANYWAY YOU SEEM LIKE THE SERIOUS TYPE "TIOCFCAIDH AR LA AN PHOBLACHT ABU"HAHAHA RU STILL LAUGHING YOU SHOULD BE
Victor Franko
04-12-2006, 04:23 PM
LOL GLAD 2 HERE U HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR ANYWAY YOU SEEM LIKE THE SERIOUS TYPE "TIOCFCAIDH AR LA AN PHOBLACHT ABU"HAHAHA RU STILL LAUGHING YOU SHOULD BE


I am! I'm laughing at how much of a fucking idiot you are.

Sombody needs to stick a grenade up your ass.
bono->thrill_me
04-12-2006, 04:27 PM
you sound like you need a drink...Mchughs is a decent belfast pub... crazy Belfast people lol :p
belladoyle
04-12-2006, 04:46 PM
you sound like you need a drink...Mchughs is a decent belfast pub... crazy Belfast people lol :p
YEAH I'D LIKE TO BRING VICTOR THERE FOR A LAUGH HE MIGHT GET THE IRISH SENSE OF HUMOUR THEN ALTHOUGH I DOUBT IT HE SEEMS A LITTLE SLOW BLESS HIM A HIS GREAT TO GET A BIT OF A RISE OUT OF,YOUR SUM LAUGH VICTOR
belladoyle
04-12-2006, 04:47 PM
I am! I'm laughing at how much of a fucking idiot you are.

Sombody needs to stick a grenade up your ass.
O VICTOR IAM GLAD I MAKE YOU LAUGH SO MUCH CAUSE YOU MAKE ME LAUGH EVEN MORE YOUR A HOWL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
looks like i got teh last word i though i would bye victor have a nice life fag.04-11-06