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svenson_26
03-19-2006, 11:27 PM
So a Canadian guy walks into a bar and announces he is now a father.
One person asks him if its a boy or girl. He says its a boy.
Another asks him how much it weighs. He says 25 pounds.
The bar falls silent. The guy tells them that he is not joking, and that is an average weight for a Canadian baby.

2 weeks later, the Canadian guy goes back to the bar. The bartender tells him that they have all been wondering about the baby and betting how much it weighs now. The man tells them he weighs 17 pounds.
Everyone in the bar is confused, and someone asks him how this could be.
He responds:
"I had him circumsized"
humorcrazy
03-20-2006, 12:42 AM
that was alright..lol
bionicbuddha
03-20-2006, 01:05 AM
lol, that is funny...maybe the average baby is so large because of something in that Tim Horton's coffee...Canadian's must be doing something right.

Dave
ThePope#15
03-20-2006, 07:33 AM
I don't get it. Is there some Canadian stereotype that I don't know about? Wow I'm clever.
Sticky_Eecky
03-20-2006, 10:49 AM
I don't get it. Is there some Canadian stereotype that I don't know about? Wow I'm clever.
I didn't get it either...
gettaup
03-20-2006, 11:58 PM
they have tons of excess dick skin?

if its not that, then i dont get it.
shawneboy
03-26-2006, 10:37 PM
lol, it was ok.
sharky8413
04-13-2006, 08:37 PM
***DON'T READ UNLESS U WANT THE JOKE KILLED..(FOR THE IDIOTS WHO COULDN'T UNDERSTAND IT)***




to the we todds...the basic assumption on the joke..(according to me) is that generally babies are 6-10 lbs depending...lets assume the baby is 10 lbs...but he came out weighing 25 lbs...that'd be 10 lbs of baby and 15 lbs of penis...you circumsize the baby and the skin takes off 8 lbs..which leaves the baby with a 7 lbs penis....come on retards get with the program
Trevi626
04-14-2006, 05:10 PM
Ya, you just killed the joke man. Wow, that baby has a huge penis.
crazyjames1233
04-29-2006, 06:00 AM
lol that was awesome
MiKe
04-29-2006, 07:37 AM
That would've been funnier if you made the guy Chinese.
I SNAKED YOU
05-02-2006, 09:19 AM
How true is that joke (the huge dick part, not the forskin part)
svenson_26
05-02-2006, 04:57 PM
Wow. Who brought this tread back to life. I made it like 50 years ago.
dudeinanigloo
05-02-2006, 05:53 PM
Wow. Who brought this tread back to life. I made it like 50 years ago.
Uh, the people who kept posting in it, presumably? And no, you made it like a month and a half ago. Don't act like you're important.
Just teasing! Sheesh, calm down...

Yeah, and what does that joke have to do with Canadians? It's not like we're aliens, or something. (However, Pat the Baker is...)

Here's a good Canadian joke: Shania Twain. Well, her or Keanu Reeves.

Edit:
How true is that joke (the huge dick part, not the forskin part)
Oh boy, this is going to be fun...

That joke is 100% true. All Canadian boys are born with gigantic, 15 pound dicks. Ever watched a porn film? All the males are Canadian. Ron Jeremy revoked his Canadian citizenship because he felt sorry for the small-dicked American males, and wanted to throw some "weight" in their direction.