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gringo63
03-23-2006, 10:35 AM
A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone. He approached her and asked her name.

"My name is Carmen," she told him.

"That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most - cars and men."

"What's your name?" she asked.

"Beertits," he said
50%rican
03-23-2006, 11:30 AM
lol thats was ok
Syralid
03-23-2006, 12:55 PM
Mine would have been. Assbeer.
Jk1725
03-24-2006, 12:16 AM
O god damit fashonista you had to say lame. I scrolled down saw the word lame and went o god what poor confused white kid wrote down lame I scroll up and it was actually a confused lesbo asian who said it. I dont think you are a fit owner for fantastico anymore I demand you hand the cat over to me!
anGus
03-24-2006, 01:27 AM
O god damit fashonista you had to say lame. I scrolled down saw the word lame and went o god what poor confused white kid wrote down lame I scroll up and it was actually a confused lesbo asian who said it. I dont think you are a fit owner for fantastico anymore I demand you hand the cat over to me!
Wtf lol. Random, dude.
ThePope#15
03-24-2006, 08:10 AM
Good but not worth a thread of its own.
Sticky_Eecky
03-24-2006, 08:53 AM
A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone. He approached her and asked her name.

"My name is Carmen," she told him.

"That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most - cars and men."

"What's your name?" she asked.

"Beertits," he said

That made me smile! lolz!