Gayest pop songs everyone likes [Archive]

Nileppez

04-02-2006, 07:33 PM

Black Eyed Peas - My Humps
This songs blows chunks out of Brian Pepper's asshole. I can summurize this song in 1 sentence: "My humps, my humps, my humps, my humps, I'm a whore who gets free stuff because I'm a scanky bitch."

D4L - Laffy Taffy
D4L stands for 'Douches 4 Life'. They picked a very fitting name. Here is the full lyrics to the song: "Laffy taffy, that laffy taffy, that laffy taffy, that laffy taffy, my dick stays hard like a jolly rancher." It is basically the same idea as 'My Humps'; repeat the same thing over and over and over and you have a song!

50 Cent - Candy Shop
"I'll take you to the candy shop then you suck my dick you filthy slut" is basically the whole message in this song. Do people call this music? I swear, one of those 9 bullets must have hit 50 Cent in his motherfuckin' dome, cause dis nigga is crazy!

Add some more to the list!

Riukken

04-02-2006, 07:35 PM

Those aren't pop songs. Dumbass...
"My Humps" is alternative.
"Laffy Taffy" is R&B
"Candy Shop" is Rap.
Do you have a thing against candy?

mr.wow

04-02-2006, 07:37 PM

Young Jeezy - My hood
The fuck is this guy rhyming about?

Edit: Yes I know it's rap.

gettaup

04-02-2006, 07:37 PM

those songs ARE popular.

whos gunna go watch ATL? its the new american story yo!

a7x1337

04-03-2006, 12:01 PM

everything by fall out boy

HTCFOAP

04-03-2006, 12:21 PM

Soft cell........... anything by them faggots

Pajman

04-03-2006, 12:43 PM

All mainstream shit.

biscuit

04-03-2006, 01:59 PM

You know whats scary?

Its called pop , because its popular.

Meaning, ALOT of people like to listen to it.

Why?

waterbottl

04-03-2006, 04:14 PM

You know whats scary?

Its called pop , because its popular.

Meaning, ALOT of people like to listen to it.

Why?

Becouse it sucks.

ZX-6RR

04-03-2006, 04:16 PM

Hot Tasty Cow Foot on a Plate.

KEALYBOY

04-03-2006, 04:18 PM

Arctic Monkeys
Kooks
Fall Out Boy

Tosh like that...

notjustsumgirl

04-05-2006, 08:18 PM

Becouse it sucks.
Seems to me like someone likes being diffrent. You've got to admit a catchy tune is a catchy tune. Being diffrent or not liking something because its to "trendy" is like trendy in its self.

reggie jax

04-05-2006, 08:20 PM

Whatever that "I'm in love with a stripper" song is. I mean i've got nothing against strippers.. my childhood babysitter was a stripper.. but shit, that's just a really retarded thing for people to chant in unison. Which they seem to love to do..

ConanTL

04-05-2006, 08:26 PM

None of you would be complaining if you heard the song 'Uh Mamma' by a group called "Banaroo". This has to be the worst, cheapest, dumbest,... song ever created by mankind.

Lounge Fly

04-05-2006, 08:56 PM

50 cent..

coldplay is pretty gay..

KEALYBOY

04-05-2006, 09:41 PM

reggie jax

04-05-2006, 09:47 PM

Shit.. for a second I thought you were serious that it was wyclef. I was disappointed as fuck for those horrible 10 seconds that it took me to google it.

cushlinkes

04-05-2006, 09:49 PM

Soft cell........... anything by them faggots

Surprisingly, I think Soft Cell is actually a good band... I never get bored of Tainted Love... that's really the only song I know by them, but whatever.

Ænema

04-05-2006, 09:50 PM

I don't care if it's pop but HED P.E. sucks nuts.

KEALYBOY

04-05-2006, 09:53 PM

Wyclef did do a song on this subject matter, parasite...

'Perfect Gentleman'

:ohnoes:

crash2cortex

04-05-2006, 10:23 PM

I don't care if it's pop but HED P.E. sucks nuts.

Amen. Charmander.

reggie jax

04-05-2006, 10:43 PM

Never listened to any of Wyclef's solo shit to be honest.. besides that "If I was the President" song on Chappelle song.. I only respect him cause of his work in The Fugees.

camjoe87

04-05-2006, 10:45 PM

"My Humps" is alternative.

The hell? :squint:

I'm not defending the song, but that statement is rather naive.

NOW

as far as gay pops songs that everyone likes? Bands like fall-out boy and Keane comes to mind.

BaxterII

04-05-2006, 10:49 PM

50 cent..

coldplay is pretty gay..
Why is Coldplay considered gay by so many people? I hear that a lot. I'm not saying you should think they're good, but they have more talent than most bands out there today. I'm just asking because you're someone who dislikes them......

BigMac

04-06-2006, 12:38 AM

Why is Coldplay considered gay by so many people? I hear that a lot. I'm not saying you should think they're good, but they have more talent than most bands out there today. I'm just asking because you're someone who dislikes them......

Hmm, I'm actually probably the only person at my school that thought Coldplay's new album was the most overrated piece of shit ever. I do enjoy some of their songs though like The Scientist and Clocks, I just can't stand the "Speed of Sound" bullshit.

temp100

04-06-2006, 02:56 AM

Why is Coldplay considered gay by so many people? I hear that a lot. I'm not saying you should think they're good, but they have more talent than most bands out there today. I'm just asking because you're someone who dislikes them......
A lot of that comes from a quote in 40 Year Old Virgin - "You know how I know you're gay. You listen to Coldplay."

KEALYBOY

04-06-2006, 03:28 AM

Never listened to any of Wyclef's solo shit to be honest.. besides that "If I was the President" song on Chappelle song.. I only respect him cause of his work in The Fugees.

He covered 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd. It was surprisingly good.

D4MVP

04-06-2006, 05:42 AM

Black Eyed Peas isn't alternative, IT's pop-Rap, D4L is not R&B, T-Pain is R&B, and 50 Cent is pop Rap.

Get it right.

Zoltan

04-06-2006, 09:26 AM

they all suck anyway

Godlike

04-06-2006, 09:29 AM

I hate "my hump" I hate that damn song where the singer is like "I know what boys I know what guys like" I know some of u know this song so please dont tell me Im the only one who hates it.

Lounge Fly

04-06-2006, 09:44 AM

Never listened to any of Wyclef's solo shit to be honest.. besides that "If I was the President" song on Chappelle song.. I only respect him cause of his work in The Fugees.

why are the fugees so respected in the hip-hop community? all they did was cover versions & rap over them, not exactly talented. no woman no cry & killing me softly were already classics before they touched them. whats the difference between them & ub40? they both got exposure for covers..

reggie jax

04-06-2006, 10:19 AM

They're respected for their album The Score.. those two songs you just mentioned being the only two cover songs on the entire album..

Rado

04-06-2006, 10:32 AM

I swear, one of those 9 bullets must have hit 50 Cent in his motherfuckin' dome, cause dis nigga is crazy!

BWAHAHAHHAHAHA :lol: :lol: :lol:

ypsidan04

04-06-2006, 05:41 PM

A lot of the stuff I know is not very good is still pretty catchy. Like Fallout Boy, All American Rejects, and Panic at the Disco. Whenever I hear those songs on the radio or TV, they get stuck in my head for quite awhile afterwards.

I don't think Coldplay is bad at all. And all I've heard from Keane is "Somewhere Only We Know", but I know all the words to that song.
I swear, one of those 9 bullets must have hit 50 Cent in his motherfuckin' dome, cause dis nigga is crazy!

Not as crazy as Kanye West. :)

emericanlegend

04-06-2006, 06:20 PM

You know what I fucking hate? If you go into the iMix section of the iTunes music store there are like 25 playlists on the front page that say things like "we need hip's dont lie by Shakira! rate 5 star if u want!!" and "plz itunse we need SOS by Rihanna! vote 5!!!" It pisses me off so bad. Don't whine about one fucking song that you "really really want." Plus these songs are one the fucking radio all day anyway. People who listen to pop music sould just kill themselves.

D4MVP

04-06-2006, 09:15 PM

wsuwarrior

04-07-2006, 09:13 PM

anything by fallout boy.....fallout boy fucking sucks.

Mount_Happy

04-07-2006, 09:48 PM

Im gonna have to go with Fall Out Boy, Richard. Those faggots are a disgrace to the musical industry, whats sadder is that there are people who actually enjoy their half-assed pop-rock shit.

Lounge Fly

04-07-2006, 09:57 PM

has anyone mentioned bon jovi yet? surely they have...

temp100

04-08-2006, 12:24 AM

I hate "my hump" I hate that damn song where the singer is like "I know what boys I know what guys like" I know some of u know this song so please dont tell me Im the only one who hates it.
Trust me, you aren't the only who hates it. It is a great example of the terrible state of mainstream music nowadays.

chineseroses

04-08-2006, 08:19 PM

the gayest pop song? how about relax by frankie goes to hollywood?

Marchosias

04-09-2006, 09:58 AM

Seems to me like someone likes being diffrent. You've got to admit a catchy tune is a catchy tune. Being diffrent or not liking something because its to "trendy" is like trendy in its self.

Couldn't agree more. Most people that are into metal are like that. They go on about how they hate trendy music, but by acting like they, they're all following a trend themselves by all acting like that.

camjoe87

04-09-2006, 06:52 PM

Catchy music isn't catchy music to me. Unless it's good! Most of the shit on the radio is neither catchy, nor good. You're point in invalid.

It's not a matter of trendiness, it's a matter of talent.

reggie jax

04-09-2006, 07:03 PM

Some songs can be catchy sounding on the surface but boring to listen to with full attention.. actually a lot of songs are like that.

ExCeL

04-09-2006, 07:05 PM

Anything by Prince

mx6driven

04-10-2006, 10:52 AM

Prince is horrible

Anyways I never understood why many of the people on here bash on Hits.... its what people like to listen to, I bet if one of your bands that you love but noone has heard all of a sudden makes it big, has a song which millions of people love, you guys would hate them just cuz their mainstream... never understood that