Teabag Kid

[Dynex]

wow! imagine getting raped like that...

[Punn]

Anyone have the full story on this. I know of something very similar that happened to a kid at my school and our team is the Mavericks which might be displayed on his hat. Cannot tell though.

[PimpOfTheWorld]

I don't know, but who did it to him?

[AileStriker]

I don't know, but who did it to him?


Me, that kid sure enjoyed "dese nuts" in his mouth.

[Lividum]

Banana in his rectum. So what the hell was he doing to get a pair of smelly, herpes infested balls in his mouth and a banana shoved up his rectum?

Banana in his rectum. Sounds like a song to me.

[armst012]

I remember this story. I think he was on his college's sports team. I forgot which team I wanna say wrestling. They did this as a kind of a hazing ritual, it was like the whole team vs him.. I think he was the only one they did it to.


Man if something like that happens to you. Best thing to do is get a 6 pack n find a therapist that can keep a secret and just forget about it. The quicker u forget the better.. You dont go national with something like this. The harassment you'll get from going public about this would be alot worse then the actual event that happened.

[cheesy10]

Holy fuck :lol:
(Warning! Insensitive, initial gut-reaction to follow!)

Ok, I think the banana up the ass crosses the line, but shit man, we used to teabag the freshies all the time on away basketball games in their hotel rooms to wake them up in the middle of the night. And they'd do it to the guys that came behind them. We'd all get together and laugh about it in the morning, and then find the next newbie to haze... and often the previous "victim" would be the one to do it.

Again.. a banana up the butt is probably not cool, but jeez.. your life was ruined by a teabagging? Grow some balls... and then teabag someone with them. It'll do ya some good.

And yeah... the whole thing about going national. Ummm.... not gonna help ya much in your "post traumatic stress" recovery phase. Might help ya get a few tea bags tossed at ya or put inside your locker, though.

[Dotvoid]

Holy fuck :lol:
Ok, I think the banana up the ass crosses the line, but shit man, we used to teabag the freshies all the time on away basketball games in their hotel rooms to wake them up in the middle of the night. And they'd do it to the guys that came behind them. We'd all get together and laugh about it in the morning, and then find the next newbie to haze... and often the previous "victim" would be the one to do it...Sounds pretty gay.

[cheesy10]

..Sounds pretty gay.
Welcome to high school sports teams. Meh.. or maybe just our area. Apparently it's not that uncommon.

[Dotvoid]

Welcome to high school sports teams. Meh.. or maybe just our area. Apparently it's not that uncommon.
Which I never understood. Aren't jocks homophobic? =P

[saintly_punk]

I couldnt tell if this was a joke or a real story. The only thing ruining his life is being broadcasted telling the world you were teabagged. If he thinks it was bad by just the local town knowing about it, now he's really screwed.

[TFriend]

I believe this story happened like 4 years ago. It happpened with the university of florida football team i think.

[moldy_hair]

Which I never understood. Aren't jocks homophobic? =P

Both homophobic AND homoerotic.

It's a mystery.

[Turtleaddict117]

Holy fuck :lol:
(Warning! Insensitive, initial gut-reaction to follow!)

Ok, I think the banana up the ass crosses the line, but shit man, we used to teabag the freshies all the time on away basketball games in their hotel rooms to wake them up in the middle of the night. And they'd do it to the guys that came behind them. We'd all get together and laugh about it in the morning, and then find the next newbie to haze... and often the previous "victim" would be the one to do it.

Again.. a banana up the butt is probably not cool, but jeez.. your life was ruined by a teabagging? Grow some balls... and then teabag someone with them. It'll do ya some good.

And yeah... the whole thing about going national. Ummm.... not gonna help ya much in your "post traumatic stress" recovery phase. Might help ya get a few tea bags tossed at ya or put inside your locker, though.

That shits gay, in what way is it fun to teabag another man?

Do it to a girl, and actually do a full teabagging.

[GaryNas]

Welcome to high school sports teams. Meh.. or maybe just our area. Apparently it's not that uncommon.

You even seem to be proud that you put your nuts in another **GUYS** mouth. Do you slip a little bit of the sausage in there too? Or maybe you give them a little roman helmet. Either way, it's all fun and games rubbing your COCK on a guys face. You should get the team together, all jerk each other into a bowl and give it to the "freshie" to drink. That's probably not gay either.

[roccenstein]

Holy fuck :lol:
(Warning! Insensitive, initial gut-reaction to follow!)

Ok, I think the banana up the ass crosses the line, but shit man, we used to teabag the freshies all the time on away basketball games in their hotel rooms to wake them up in the middle of the night. And they'd do it to the guys that came behind them. We'd all get together and laugh about it in the morning, and then find the next newbie to haze... and often the previous "victim" would be the one to do it.

Again.. a banana up the butt is probably not cool, but jeez.. your life was ruined by a teabagging? Grow some balls... and then teabag someone with them. It'll do ya some good.

And yeah... the whole thing about going national. Ummm.... not gonna help ya much in your "post traumatic stress" recovery phase. Might help ya get a few tea bags tossed at ya or put inside your locker, though.
You fucking homo. What is it with high school and college sports teams and all the gay hazing rituals? Why are they so fascinated with each other's genitals? The ONLY time it's OK to stick ANY part of your body in another man's mouth is if you're a fag (or maybe a doctor or dentist, under the right circumstances :lol:). Jocks are the most homophobic people I've ever seen, and yet it seems they can't wait to stick their balls in the mouth of a new teammate, or stick their dick in the face of a drunk and passed out friend, etc. WTF? Damn fag.

[Remission]

You fucking homo. What is it with high school and college sports teams and all the gay hazing rituals? Why are they so fascinated with each other's genitals? The ONLY time it's OK to stick ANY part of your body in another man's mouth is if you're a fag (or maybe a doctor or dentist, under the right circumstances :lol:). Jocks are the most homophobic people I've ever seen, and yet it seems they can't wait to stick their balls in the mouth of a new teammate, or stick their dick in the face of a drunk and passed out friend, etc. WTF? Damn fag.

LOL, I completley agree :)

[Method]

Holy fuck :lol:
(Warning! Insensitive, initial gut-reaction to follow!)

Ok, I think the banana up the ass crosses the line, but shit man, we used to teabag the freshies all the time on away basketball games in their hotel rooms to wake them up in the middle of the night. And they'd do it to the guys that came behind them. We'd all get together and laugh about it in the morning, and then find the next newbie to haze... and often the previous "victim" would be the one to do it.

Again.. a banana up the butt is probably not cool, but jeez.. your life was ruined by a teabagging? Grow some balls... and then teabag someone with them. It'll do ya some good.

And yeah... the whole thing about going national. Ummm.... not gonna help ya much in your "post traumatic stress" recovery phase. Might help ya get a few tea bags tossed at ya or put inside your locker, though.

Do you know how i know that you're gay?

you like to rub your balls against another guys face.

[jec571]

getting tea bagged
eh it happens
but a banana up a rectum
thats guantamo bay material

[roccenstein]

getting tea bagged
eh it happens

Yeah, I'm sure it does...BETWEEN TWO GAY MEN!

[Rumbum]

yeah if your bragging about tabagging another dude you have issues. and yes it is homosexual. ill start a new poll on it to officially decide if its gay..

[Supermintyfresh]

I lol'd when she started crying.

[Rumbum]

I lol'd when she started crying.

yeah same. even though its still wrong that guys rub balls in eachother faces for fun its still funny how they take this soo dramatically. learn2deal noobs. i am, however, surprised they havent sued someone yet. dumbasses

[orly]

White people do some borderline gay shit.

[roccenstein]

White people do some borderline gay shit.
Borderline?!?!?!

[dslman]

ahahahaha this is one of the funniest news stories i've ever heard. Did you see the mother break down and cry? Thats hilarious.

[camjoe87]

You should get the team together, all jerk each other into a bowl and give it to the "freshie" to drink. That's probably not gay either.
Haha, sounds like my old high school's baseball team. :lol:

Except it was an ash tray, and the last person who got off had to lick it.

[seraphim05]

These types of people are just sick, anything you can consider hazing is making a person do annoying menial tasks. I dont remember any time in my life I have been told it is perfectly fine to say as a payment for entering or being a newbie I get to have sex with boys or that I get to be rubbed on cause some homo jock decides it makes him laugh. Whatever everyone here is finding funny in this one is beyond me and most of the civilized and college educated, non redneck tool world.

[Buz]

It could have been worse- I heard of some Japanese kid who was tied up and his team did bukkake on him. I don't get the banana thing though. It seems like it would just get mushy and you'd have a big mess.
Seriously, that really is some nasty stuff. I guess regular pranks aren't enough, it has to be homosexual for some people to be happy with it.

[I SNAKED YOU]

ahahahaha this is one of the funniest news stories i've ever heard. Did you see the mother break down and cry? Thats hilarious.
I agree, the funniest thing EVER

[cheesy10]

Yup, looking back, all sorts of homoerotic shit happens on those teams. And God only knows why... I could spend ages trying to psychoanalyze it, and people have probably written their disserations on this awkward dynamic. Experimentation? Testing limits? Some weird way of creating social bonds developed by the minds of teenagers with mainly sex on the brain? Who knows. I'd have to imagine that some of the guys involved were gay... sheer numbers and probabilities would indicate that, just as they'd indicate that the majority of them were straight. So, I'd also imagine that sexual orientation probably has little to do with it, though there's no question that the idea of waking someone up by sitting on their face or smacking them with your balls is pretty kinky.

It all seems pretty stupid now, 10+ years later, but apparently kids are still doing it.

Point is, it's not a major, life-changing event. Happens in probably less than 2 seconds (get smacked, wake up, shove the guy away, and have a good laugh). And yeah, after watching the video again, this is pretty different from what this kid seems to be describing, but you've just gotta move on... not go on national news and tell the world about it.

[seraphim05]

Yup, looking back, all sorts of homoerotic shit happens on those teams. And God only knows why... I could spend ages trying to psychoanalyze it, and people have probably written their disserations on this awkward dynamic. Experimentation? Testing limits? Some weird way of creating social bonds developed by the minds of teenagers with mainly sex on the brain? Who knows. I'd have to imagine that some of the guys involved were gay... sheer numbers and probabilities would indicate that, just as they'd indicate that the majority of them were straight. So, I'd also imagine that sexual orientation probably has little to do with it, though there's no question that the idea of waking someone up by sitting on their face or smacking them with your balls is pretty kinky.

It all seems pretty stupid now, 10+ years later, but apparently kids are still doing it.

Point is, it's not a major, life-changing event. Happens in probably less than 2 seconds (get smacked, wake up, shove the guy away, and have a good laugh). And yeah, after watching the video again, this is pretty different from what this kid seems to be describing, but you've just gotta move on... not go on national news and tell the world about it.


Agreed, I would add though, there seems to be fundamental depravity in the act itself. Like you said they may have taken it too far. They tried to use a foreign object and rape a guy. Not quite seeing how that is funny. Medically, would say that there needed to be some intervention on the adult side if you are saying it can be laid on the mind of adolescence. A person is smart and strong, people are cattle, none of those kids thought it was wrong.

See here is the thing I am talking about, I am new so I will not try to step on toes or "make my bones" but I will say, I agree with the other guys that said white guys do gay things, we do, historically even. I think that if homosexuality were not so offensive there would be three things relating directly to this. 1) Football game watching parties or sports of any kind, would have a whole differrent after party. 2) This kid would not have been "scarred for life" I still think that bit was ridiculous. 3) there may have been a level of pride involved if that were all in place.

[andreaturtle]

I'm a chick and I don't understand this homoerotic hazing thing. Poor kid has to go through life with that humiliating memory. I hope he has the fortitude to get over that.









But goddam, his mom bursting into tears was the funniest shit I've seen all week. :lmao:

[cheesy10]

Like you said they may have taken it too far. They tried to use a foreign object and rape a guy. Not quite seeing how that is funny. Medically, would say that there needed to be some intervention on the adult side if you are saying it can be laid on the mind of adolescence. A person is smart and strong, people are cattle, none of those kids thought it was wrong.
Yeah, I have to agree with you on this (and pretty much everything else you said). When I watched the video again, that part about the banana really stood out... which should probably be the main focus, instead of the other stuff that happened. The title about the teabagging is what got me going on that, but there was more going on here than just your run-of-the-mill hazing, which tends to be kind of like a bonding ritual of sorts. Makes it sound to me like this was an incident of targeted bullying instead.

[Lividum]

Wait...they "tried" to shove a banana up his rectum? Does that mean it wouldn't fit so they gave up?

[DeftonesBoy]

Wait...they "tried" to shove a banana up his rectum? Does that mean it wouldn't fit so they gave up?
It probably broke so they just walked off, leaving this kid, pants halfway down on the courtfloor bawling.



Fuckin' pussy man!:lol: :lol:

[wackjob]

Teabagging another guy=gay

SERIOUSLY!

[Refuse]

Yeah, a guy almost getting raped with a banana and having someones genitals involuntarily put in his mouth isn't funny, but


...a mother in torment over the fact that she couldn't protect her son from almost being raped by a banana and pretty much sexually abused by some other teenagers...a mother who will probably picture he son being abused as such every time she closes her eyes...Now That's Humor!! (Place extremely perplexed emoticon here)

Some of you really need to get your humor checked. I personally can't tell how the mother breaking down is even remotely funny. BUT Whats more pathetic is saying its funny just because your loser ass wants to fit in...

f'n children these days...

[DeftonesBoy]

Yeah, a guy almost getting raped with a banana and having someones genitals involuntarily put in his mouth isn't funny, but


...a mother in torment over the fact that she couldn't protect her son from almost being raped by a banana and pretty much sexually abused by some other teenagers...a mother who will probably picture he son being abused as such every time she closes her eyes...Now That's Humor!! (Place extremely perplexed emoticon here)

Some of you really need to get your humor checked. I personally can't tell how the mother breaking down is even remotely funny. BUT Whats more pathetic is saying its funny just because your loser ass wants to fit in...

f'n children these days...

I'm not trying to fit in and I think it's fucking hilarious.

[Refuse]

I'm not trying to fit in and I think it's fucking hilarious.


Probably because you're an idiot that can't comprehend what the lady is going through. Either that or you just have a warped tasteless sense of humor.


Don't get me wrong, I personally think the boy should get over it but laughing at a distraught woman? Sorry, I just think it shows your maturity level, but then kids will be kids...

[roccenstein]

I'm not trying to fit in and I think it's fucking hilarious.
Why don't you go over to cheesy10's house (he's the guy who said this happens all the time and it's funny) and let him and his friends do it to you, then when your mother breaks down we'll all sit around and laugh about it together. Dumbass.

[Turtleaddict117]

My little cousin just walked in and im kicking it on the chair in a blanket reading about teabagging... lol oh yes the american dream is an incredible one.

It's gay, no doubt about it, he should've sucked a ball in his mouth and crushed that shit.

It's not really teabagging though... it's more like a ball slap.

Teabagging's where you get your balls and dip them in and out of the other persons mouth... like a tea bag in a cup.

My little cousin walked in again, and now i feel strange lol.

[I SNAKED YOU]

WALK IT OFF PUSSY
The banana was too much though

[PsiRedEye22]

Probably because you're an idiot that can't comprehend what the lady is going through. Either that or you just have a warped tasteless sense of humor.


Don't get me wrong, I personally think the boy should get over it but laughing at a distraught woman? Sorry, I just think it shows your maturity level, but then kids will be kids...

Are you kidding me? This kid's life was destroyed, I GUARANTEE YOU, not just because of the teabag/rape, but because that mother HAS to be one of the most overprotective on the fucking PLANET. If she is that distraught over something happening to her TEENAGE son, she certainly has a long way to go in life, and he does too. I bet you he was waiting for his mom to show up and protect him from the evils of the world. She'll probably do the same thing the first time the kid is offered pot.

I mean Jesus, it's pretty common (disturbingly) that people whip you with their nuts when you're in a drunken stupor and videotape it. The banana thing was a bit more extreme, but apparently they didn't even succeed in that, so the only logical explanation is that this woman is distraught over her son getting teabagged.

While I agree jocks and people who think teabagging is funny need to grow up, so do the overportective parents in life, and the pussy kids they create who are afraid of the universe after shit like this happens.

[Lividum]

So what'll happen when the mom finds out that the kid had sex one day? Or tried drugs or alcohol? Her protected world she made would be shattered. I bet the dad didn't care that much about that. He probably said to walk it off and stop being a pussy.

[DeftonesBoy]

Why don't you go over to cheesy10's house (he's the guy who said this happens all the time and it's funny) and let him and his friends do it to you, then when your mother breaks down we'll all sit around and laugh about it together. Dumbass.
You fucking asshole, can't you detect humor on A HUMOR FORUM?

You really need to douche that sand out of your vagina.

By the way, this coming from someone with a ''rapist's wit" :rolleyes:

EDIT= and refuse:

The video has "CLASSIC" on the title, so obviously I'm not the only one who thinks its funny. My sense of humor is just fine, I just think the mom's face was hilarious and the fact that anyone watching TV will now refer to that kid as "The kid who got raped/pranked/teabagged and then cried/whined about it on television". I think that sucks for him, and usually that kind of stuff is amusing.

[fatass]

Wow. This is actually quite funny, because I currently go to a highschool where pretty much all of the guys do crap like teabagging and stuff. I personally find these pranks to be completely fucking stupid, but if you don't go along with it you'll just become their number one target. Just laugh it off, maybe teabag them back next time they're asleep, and you'll get off without too much trouble. But going national and whining about it... huge mistake. I'm sure that kid is the laughing stock of his school. He probably gets pranked constantly now.

People whine because they're the nerds of their school. The people that constantly get bullied. Thats only because they let the bullies know that they don't like it. If you shrug it off and get the offender back with another pointless prank, they'll see that you're one of them and they might treat you with more respect. I know, its fucking stupid, but thats just how schools here in America work. If you don't fit in, you'll get eaten alive. It will end eventually and you won't have to worry about it anymore.

Luckily I'm nearly finished with my last year of high school, and I've managed to get through it without much bullying simply because I was able to fit in with the pack of retards that dominate my school. :bigwink:

The bananna up the ass though... Thats a little farther than most guys are willing to go. Especially if the bananna actually went in. Still don't think its wise to actually complain about it.

[FsB_BeN]

i thought this vid was HILARIOUS. Dood suddenly becomes all lazy because he got TEABAGGED ?! I feel sorry for his mom.. sorry that she has such a fucking pussy for a son.

"I can't do schoolwork because i got teabagged"

Give me a break.

[Lividum]

He was probably looking for an excuse not to do any work, and the "scarred for life because of teabagging" excuse probably worked well.

[aero1310]

You know what I think is funny.

The kid is probably in college now or something.

College guys go to sites like ebaumsworld all the time.

Jack decides to go on ebaumsworld one day to find this video of this kid who gets teabagged, its so funny he shows it to everyone in the dorm.

One guys looking at it and says "Hey that guy looks familiar!!" A nother guy watches it again and agrees it looks like someone from there dorm. "Hey, I know who it is! Its that deuchebag jack landerfagen!"

All break out laughing histarically. Eventually they come to an agreement that they have to prank this guy and go teabag him in his sleep or just give him shit.

[roccenstein]

You fucking asshole, can't you detect humor on A HUMOR FORUM?

You really need to douche that sand out of your vagina.

By the way, this coming from someone with a ''rapist's wit" :rolleyes:



Humor? Oh, you mean like this...?
I'm not trying to fit in and I think it's fucking hilarious.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but here you're saying you think the fact that this poor kid had someone's nuts put on his face and a banana shoved up his ass is funny? Was this the humor you are referring to? Were you being sarcastic and in reality you think it was horrible? If so, my first impression that you were an insensitive fucktard prick may have been incorrect. My mistake...

[PsiRedEye22]

Humor? Oh, you mean like this...?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but here you're saying you think the fact that this poor kid had someone's nuts put on his face and a banana shoved up his ass is funny? Was this the humor you are referring to? Were you being sarcastic and in reality you think it was horrible? If so, my first impression that you were an insensitive fucktard prick may have been incorrect. My mistake...

He's a big kid. If he can't avoid getting a banana shoved up his pooper, he played his cards wrong. I bet he brought it on himself because he was tired of schoolwork.

Kid to teammates: "Oh boy, I sure would be scarred for life if I was molested with a banana!"

Pure genius. Kid is "scarred for LIFE" and his mom is all for him not ever going back to school.

If this scars you for life man, problems will ensue.

[Gnomad]

Yeah, I'm sorry, but anyone with the line "Rapist's Wit" under their avatar needs to stop giving shit to people that find teabagging funny.

I don't think most of us actually think that the fact that this guy was teabagged was funny. I do, but I digress. What's funny is that this guy is whining and crying about it on National Televison. I remember actually seeing this on TV and spewing soda out because it was so fucking funny. Not only that, but I think I remember that it wasn't hazing at all, he just got passed out drunk at a party and he was pranked. I was always taught not to get black out drunk with people I don't know/trust. The banana... yeah, ok, that's some gay shit, I'll admit. That you can be a little bothered about... but are you telling me you'd seriously publicly tell people that you not only had balls in your mouth but had a banana in your ass? That's just hilarious... it's funny cause this kid is stupid.

[DeftonesBoy]

Yeah, I'm sorry, but anyone with the line "Rapist's Wit" under their avatar needs to stop giving shit to people that find teabagging funny.

I don't think most of us actually think that the fact that this guy was teabagged was funny. I do, but I digress. What's funny is that this guy is whining and crying about it on National Televison. I remember actually seeing this on TV and spewing soda out because it was so fucking funny. Not only that, but I think I remember that it wasn't hazing at all, he just got passed out drunk at a party and he was pranked. I was always taught not to get black out drunk with people I don't know/trust. The banana... yeah, ok, that's some gay shit, I'll admit. That you can be a little bothered about... but are you telling me you'd seriously publicly tell people that you not only had balls in your mouth but had a banana in your ass? That's just hilarious... it's funny cause this kid is stupid.

Exactly. And a special thanks to piss-eye.

Honestly, roccenstein i'm not going to flame you. I just really think you're taking this too seriously, and everyone else who e-yelled at me earlier up. I said "It's fucking hilarious" because I also knew you guys would be like

":mad: :mad: HOW CAN yOu not have simpathy for tHIS POOr guy who is whining on national TV who you dont even kno?!!????!!!!:mad: :preachon: "

And I said it's a humor forum, because yes, thats just it. If you don't think somethings funny, then don't watch it, and certainly don't bitch at people who DO find it funny.

Please don't argue with me, I may not troll the comments forum like you, but I do know the basic rules about not being an asshole to people over some kid who got teabagged that was ClEARLY PUT UP for a reason:The staff found it funny. Honestly, come on.

[AileStriker]

Probably because you're an idiot that can't comprehend what the lady is going through. Either that or you just have a warped tasteless sense of humor.


Don't get me wrong, I personally think the boy should get over it but laughing at a distraught woman? Sorry, I just think it shows your maturity level, but then kids will be kids...


Wow His mom made an ebaumsworld account to put us hooligans in our places.

[Refuse]

Are you kidding me? This kid's life was destroyed, I GUARANTEE YOU, not just because of the teabag/rape, but because that mother HAS to be one of the most overprotective on the fucking PLANET. If she is that distraught over something happening to her TEENAGE son, she certainly has a long way to go in life, and he does too. I bet you he was waiting for his mom to show up and protect him from the evils of the world. She'll probably do the same thing the first time the kid is offered pot.



Dude, he had a banana almost shoved up his ass...
So what you're saying is that since Mama doesn't want people shoving bananas up her TEENAGE sons ass, she's overprotective? You're a fucking idiot...Its her SON moron, of course she's going to get upset over some shit that happens to him. Any mother that gives two shits about their son would...



I mean Jesus, it's pretty common (disturbingly) that people whip you with their nuts when you're in a drunken stupor and videotape it. The banana thing was a bit more extreme, but apparently they didn't even succeed in that, so the only logical explanation is that this woman is distraught over her son getting teabagged.

Ummm sorry dude. I don't know what circle jerk, eat the cookie, whatever gay shit you're used to but I've been drinkin since probably around the time you first found your mothers JCPennies catalogs and I've NEVER been T-Bagged nor have I ever contimplated T-Baggin anyone. I'm also fortunate enough to say that my drinking buddies weren't gay either so they didn't have any interest in shoving their balls in another mans mouth.

Also, you're not going to sit here and tell me that if a woman isn't successfully raped, and instead she was "Almost" raped, then she should suck it up and get over it? Of course not, so why would you expect a Teenage Boy or his Mother to? You're an idiot, but then I don't have to tell you that now do I?


While I agree jocks and people who think teabagging is funny need to grow up, so do the overportective parents in life, and the pussy kids they create who are afraid of the universe after shit like this happens.

Are you telling me that if your friends decided to force a banana up your ass you'd be perfectly fine with that? Something like that may not bother you but most of us aren't used to almost being raped by a banana.

[Refuse]

EDIT= and refuse:

The video has "CLASSIC" on the title, so obviously I'm not the only one who thinks its funny. My sense of humor is just fine, I just think the mom's face was hilarious and the fact that anyone watching TV will now refer to that kid as "The kid who got raped/pranked/teabagged and then cried/whined about it on television". I think that sucks for him, and usually that kind of stuff is amusing.


That's why you're DeftonesBOY and not DeftonesMan. Sorry, but us adults don't need titles to decide if a video is funny or not. We tend to judge by the content, not what someone else calls it.

Your sense of humor is immature and childish. You're basically laughing at a torn woman who's son was sexually abused...claiming there was nothing to it, so he should buck up and get over it. Have you ever been in this kids situation? Tell you what, ask your mother how she would react if you were sexually abused by some of your friends...I'm sure she'll laugh right along with you...I mean, since sexual abuse is so hillarious and all.

Grow up shithead.

Wow His mom made an ebaumsworld account to put us hooligans in our places.



Brilliant AileStriker, you're on to me. I knew back in October of 2005 (When I registered) that I'd be having this conversation with you all... damn you're good.

Is there a "you fucking idiot" emoticon somewhere?


Look, here's the thing...I don't care if you find it funny. I'm just saying, in my opinion, finding humor in such is pretty sad.

[Caveman]

You all make baby Jesus cry at night....